I won't be having sex till after Xmas now.
Unless someone has kindly bought me Margot Robbie for Xmas and wrapped her up for me to open on Wednesday.
If anyone has.....I hope you left some bloody air holes. 😮😮
"I’m too full of roast potatoes to even think about sex on Christmas Day. "
Roast potatoes are amazing, so you'll get an orgasm without having the sex anyway.
My mother's and a nursing home. I don't forsee Christmas day being particularly sexual.
Probably more lying bloated on the couch and self-medicating with white Russians or Bailey's.