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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
I won't be having sex till after Xmas now.
Unless someone has kindly bought me Margot Robbie for Xmas and wrapped her up for me to open on Wednesday.
If anyone has.....I hope you left some bloody air holes. 😮😮 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m too full of roast potatoes to even think about sex on Christmas Day. "
Roast potatoes are amazing, so you'll get an orgasm without having the sex anyway. |
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