A university professor was doing a study related to happiness and frequency of having sexual intercourse.
A cross section of society was invited to a large lecture theatre and he explained that with a show of hands they would judge how happy people are or not.
So he asked:
Who here has sex daily?
A fairly large group held up their hands high fiving each other looking happy and generally smug.
He then asked:
Who has sex once a week.
A smaller group slightly less happy but still pretty good held up hand's.
The response was noted,this continued and the group's got smaller and smaller less happy to the point of people clearly unhappy with life.
So he came to the final question, so people we can see that there's a very strong relationship in regards to happiness and sex on a regular basis, who here has sex once a year??
(Expecting a sad response)
This one guy jump's up whooping and laughing running around and looking pretty pleased with life.
The professor asks
" I don't understand, everything point's to you being sad and unhappy this has really ruined my study, why are you so happy"
The guy shouts with a huge smile
"ITS TODAY"
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"A university professor was doing a study related to happiness and frequency of having sexual intercourse.
A cross section of society was invited to a large lecture theatre and he explained that with a show of hands they would judge how happy people are or not.
So he asked:
Who here has sex daily?
A fairly large group held up their hands high fiving each other looking happy and generally smug.
He then asked:
Who has sex once a week.
A smaller group slightly less happy but still pretty good held up hand's.
The response was noted,this continued and the group's got smaller and smaller less happy to the point of people clearly unhappy with life.
So he came to the final question, so people we can see that there's a very strong relationship in regards to happiness and sex on a regular basis, who here has sex once a year??
(Expecting a sad response)
This one guy jump's up whooping and laughing running around and looking pretty pleased with life.
The professor asks
" I don't understand, everything point's to you being sad and unhappy this has really ruined my study, why are you so happy"
The guy shouts with a huge smile
"ITS TODAY"
"
I reckon 4 years since me and my wife attempted full sex. The odd finger, wank and BJ |
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"A university professor was doing a study related to happiness and frequency of having sexual intercourse.
A cross section of society was invited to a large lecture theatre and he explained that with a show of hands they would judge how happy people are or not.
So he asked:
Who here has sex daily?
A fairly large group held up their hands high fiving each other looking happy and generally smug.
He then asked:
Who has sex once a week.
A smaller group slightly less happy but still pretty good held up hand's.
The response was noted,this continued and the group's got smaller and smaller less happy to the point of people clearly unhappy with life.
So he came to the final question, so people we can see that there's a very strong relationship in regards to happiness and sex on a regular basis, who here has sex once a year??
(Expecting a sad response)
This one guy jump's up whooping and laughing running around and looking pretty pleased with life.
The professor asks
" I don't understand, everything point's to you being sad and unhappy this has really ruined my study, why are you so happy"
The guy shouts with a huge smile
"ITS TODAY"
"
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"A university professor was doing a study related to happiness and frequency of having sexual intercourse.
A cross section of society was invited to a large lecture theatre and he explained that with a show of hands they would judge how happy people are or not.
So he asked:
Who here has sex daily?
A fairly large group held up their hands high fiving each other looking happy and generally smug.
He then asked:
Who has sex once a week.
A smaller group slightly less happy but still pretty good held up hand's.
The response was noted,this continued and the group's got smaller and smaller less happy to the point of people clearly unhappy with life.
So he came to the final question, so people we can see that there's a very strong relationship in regards to happiness and sex on a regular basis, who here has sex once a year??
(Expecting a sad response)
This one guy jump's up whooping and laughing running around and looking pretty pleased with life.
The professor asks
" I don't understand, everything point's to you being sad and unhappy this has really ruined my study, why are you so happy"
The guy shouts with a huge smile
"ITS TODAY"
"
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"It's a joke."
..and, furthermore, when I first came across it in a university rag magazine in about 1965, the punchline was "It's tonight", rather than "It's today".
I imagine that was not by any means its first iteration and that it has been used in similar publications regularly since its creatìon. |
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"It's a joke.
..and, furthermore, when I first came across it in a university rag magazine in about 1965, the punchline was "It's tonight", rather than "It's today".
I imagine that was not by any means its first iteration and that it has been used in similar publications regularly since its creatìon."
It was ‘tonight’s the night’ when I heard it, but whatever the wording it always makes me chuckle.  |
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