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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Surely it's wanking to a pic of the Queen
...wait I even made myself vom then 
Arrrhgghh I hope I don't get arrested  "
I don't mind someone wanking to a pic of the queen, provided I'm the queen they're wanking to. 😝 |
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"Surely it's wanking to a pic of the Queen
...wait I even made myself vom then
Arrrhgghh I hope I don't get arrested
I don't mind someone wanking to a pic of the queen, provided I'm the queen they're wanking to. 😝"
Oh you've definitely saved this scenario! |
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By *aitonelMan 2 weeks ago
Away for Christmas |
"I always thought a posh wank was cumming in a condom and then using it as a foot lotion afterwards? "
The foot lotion is to be used as a gift for the person you were thinking of during the wank.
Which reminds me, I'll send you a few bottles over soon. |
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"Okay, please explain why its called that?
No mess!
Isnt that just a waste of a condom though? Surely having a wank in the shower is better?
These things are so confusing. X"
Don't you wash the condom out and reuse it? |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"Okay, please explain why its called that?
No mess!
Isnt that just a waste of a condom though? Surely having a wank in the shower is better?
These things are so confusing. X
Don't you wash the condom out and reuse it?"
You've broke into the ECO wanking section |
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"Okay, please explain why its called that? "
Because having a wank costs nothing. Once a condom is involved there is the cost of purchasing the condom involved which in most cases is superfluous to requirements.
However, if you shoot like a fire extinguisher the cost of a few condoms is still cheaper than a few tins of Dulux for redecorating every few months. |
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