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"The thing I would really like is a tad dark, but it would mean I never have to deal with a certain person ever again. Other than that, I want rain/wind and general gloominess on Christmas day. Sunshine when eating Christmas dinner is just wrong! My delectable sourpuss, your wish shall be granted. I wave my manly wand and utter the secret words. Christmas day shall be as you wish ( minus the dark side of course) " | |||
"Stoke City to win some games of football. " My dear fellow. I said wish. Not mission impossible | |||
"Make my Mum well again " I wish I really could grant wishes, for yours would indeed be granted. I hope everything improves and you have a christmas to remember for all the right reasons. Sending hugs for you and your mum. | |||
"Fix my shitty mastitis ridden boob please... sick of antibiotics 🤣" Not something I can personally sort out for you but I know a man who works wonders by the laying on of hands.. | |||
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"No drama will do me, just fine." Granted.... Have a..... Normal Christmas.... | |||
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"I'd love time made for me on the day. Messages, voicenotes, phone calls, that kind of thing. There's nothing else I really want. Oh some taleggio would be great." My dearest delectable Melt. Stalwart of the forums. Your box shall be full and you shall be happy this year.  | |||
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"Not to just dream about a hot stick orgy! " What a wasted wish.... Oh dear.... You know that's going to happen anyway. Just relax and go with the flow. Have a great Christmas and a sticky new year. | |||
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"Can you fix me? I’ve spent the whole of ‘24 in a slump, I’ve done wrong, not massively, no one got hurt, over the years we accumulate mistakes and try and move on, this year those demons have been gnawing at me constantly, I’ve failed, im a shit son, brother and father when in reality I’ve done ok, I’m valued and loved but I have the overbearing weight of existential crisis on my shoulders, can you give me the strength to start 25 with heart and purpose, can you also send this out to anyone else who has struggled, loved you are, thanks OP x" There are many people like you feel this way. On Christmas day say to yourself, this year will be different, this year WILL be different. I've arranged to have your slate wiped clean and taken away all the chalk. Next year will be better. | |||
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"FAT STACK OF CASH not necessarily an obscene amount but enough to not have anxiety about paying the gas bill" Money won't solve everything, but just remember, a christmas jumper isn't just for Christmas. Turn the central heating down by 1 degree and strut that jumper all year round. As a helpful hint though, it's cheaper to maintain a constant room temperature than it is to warm it up from cold. Don't be tempted to turn the central heating on and off all the time. | |||
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"Can I just get some amazing sex on a regular basis please. Without drama. Thanks. Or socks. Socks will do." Damn... This woman is insatiable for her socks. Please, everyone help her out. Send her a pair of socks. Even odd ones will do (I know her so well..) I'm sure the sex will follow  | |||
"To bring our parents back but in good health to much was left unsaid and no time to say good bye as they died suddenly " Many things we wish we should have said, never get said, but believe me as a parent myself, you don't need to say it. We know it already. It's an impossible bond to break between parents and children. There is no need for a wish here, instead, I'll grant their wish and that is for you to be happy. Enjoy Christmas and dont dwell on the past. Look to the future. | |||
"To bring our parents back but in good health to much was left unsaid and no time to say good bye as they died suddenly Many things we wish we should have said, never get said, but believe me as a parent myself, you don't need to say it. We know it already. It's an impossible bond to break between parents and children. There is no need for a wish here, instead, I'll grant their wish and that is for you to be happy. Enjoy Christmas and dont dwell on the past. Look to the future." Yer know what you mean we have 4 young adults christmas is so much quieter now which is nice and hoping that 2025 will be a much better year 5 family and friends death in the last 2 years and a medical diagnosis out the blue through everything into chaos hoping for good results in treatment nextyear | |||
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"A job for Mr Brum. Got made redundant on Tuesday. " Some companies are such cold, inconsiderate cunts. I can’t imagine it would make any tangible difference to any company to save that redundancy until the first week back after Christmas. | |||
