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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"SPECIAL ffs
Sorry it's my ancient eyes
If you’re ancient, goodness know a what I am
Good for your age 🫣🤪
Oh you youngsters..
Young whippersnappers"
I’ll put my glasses on, to see how far away you are before threatening to put you over my knee. |
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By *ir tootMan 3 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age  "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?"
I got asked to be drained yesterday on there knees about it really. |
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"SPECIAL ffs
Sorry it's my ancient eyes
If you’re ancient, goodness know a what I am
Good for your age 🫣🤪
Oh you youngsters..
Young whippersnappers
I’ll put my glasses on, to see how far away you are before threatening to put you over my knee."
You will never catch me |
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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"SPECIAL ffs
Sorry it's my ancient eyes
If you’re ancient, goodness know a what I am
Good for your age 🫣🤪
Oh you youngsters..
Young whippersnappers
I’ll put my glasses on, to see how far away you are before threatening to put you over my knee.
You will never catch me"
Sigh. That knee of mine. |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
I got asked to be drained yesterday on there knees about it really."
Look I said sorry |
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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
I got asked to be drained yesterday on there knees about it really.
Look I said sorry "
Not again?
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By *ir tootMan 3 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
I got asked to be drained yesterday on there knees about it really.
Look I said sorry "
Wait that was you?
OK OK ipl unlock the door you can resend.  |
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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
I got asked to be drained yesterday on there knees about it really.
Look I said sorry
Wait that was you?
OK OK ipl unlock the door you can resend. "
Hiya toots, it’s your filthy wet dreams leaving a message, you’ll snap out of this in 5.. 4.. 3. 2. and.. |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?"
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️ |
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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️"
WTF? Is that meant to be a compliment, what are they thinking? |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?"
Well there was one from you about being on your knees 🤣 |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?"
Yup! I hear you on this! "for your age" proper cracks me up!, 😂 |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️
WTF? Is that meant to be a compliment, what are they thinking?"
Yes Rag, it's a "Compliment" |
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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️
WTF? Is that meant to be a compliment, what are they thinking?
Yes Rag, it's a "Compliment""
They’re an arse. Jeeez |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
Well there was one from you about being on your knees 🤣"
I stand by it |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️
WTF? Is that meant to be a compliment, what are they thinking?
Yes Rag, it's a "Compliment"
They’re an arse. Jeeez"
It's like have self-sorting rubbish.  |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
Well there was one from you about being on your knees 🤣
I stand by it"
See what you did there! |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️"
BLOCK 😂😂😂 |
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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️
WTF? Is that meant to be a compliment, what are they thinking?
Yes Rag, it's a "Compliment"
They’re an arse. Jeeez
It's like have self-sorting rubbish. "
Yeah, block and delete..  |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️
BLOCK 😂😂😂"
It was an easy block.  |
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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️
BLOCK 😂😂😂
It was an easy block. "
How hard is it to say ‘love your Xmas pic and profile, fancy a chat?’
I mean.. is it just me? But wh.. |
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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I got 'short and bumpy' this morning 
Wha.. what is wrong is wrong with these people!!
Bearing in mind my profile picture is the only one they've seen 😂😂😂"
It’s your profile pic, how do they get bumpy?
It’s nuts. Or the Christmas flavoured bleach. |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️
BLOCK 😂😂😂
It was an easy block.
How hard is it to say ‘love your Xmas pic and profile, fancy a chat?’
I mean.. is it just me? But wh.."
It's fine, self sorting rubbish.  |
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By *ags73Man 3 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️
BLOCK 😂😂😂
It was an easy block.
How hard is it to say ‘love your Xmas pic and profile, fancy a chat?’
I mean.. is it just me? But wh..
It's fine, self sorting rubbish. "
True, I’m incredulous at the stupidity involved |
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"I got 'short and bumpy' this morning
Wha.. what is wrong is wrong with these people!!
Bearing in mind my profile picture is the only one they've seen 😂😂😂
It’s your profile pic, how do they get bumpy?
It’s nuts. Or the Christmas flavoured bleach."
😂 |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?
There's a lot of it about.
I've just had a "you're fuckable for 51". 🤦♀️
BLOCK 😂😂😂
It was an easy block.
How hard is it to say ‘love your Xmas pic and profile, fancy a chat?’
I mean.. is it just me? But wh..
It's fine, self sorting rubbish. "
Stealing self sorting rubbish 👌 |
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"'Do you want to meet 3 scaffolder’s on our staff night out or can cum by my self if your nervous'
Sadly, the offer to bend him over and stick my pole up his arse was not well received.  "
He was a spoilsport wasn't he.
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"Last weeks but too funny not to share
"I fuck arse pussy hard. I hammer ass" as a first message "
Dunno about you Bella, but it makes me wonder - is Nicky's bumpussy idea starting to take off?
xxxx |
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"Last weeks but too funny not to share
"I fuck arse pussy hard. I hammer ass" as a first message
Dunno about you Bella, but it makes me wonder - is Nicky's bumpussy idea starting to take off?
xxxx"
It sounds like it's catching on |
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"Last weeks but too funny not to share
"I fuck arse pussy hard. I hammer ass" as a first message
Dunno about you Bella, but it makes me wonder - is Nicky's bumpussy idea starting to take off?
xxxx
It sounds like it's catching on "
You're cute 🤗.
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?"
I get that quite a lot too. I can understand why they think it's a compliment but 🤢🤮 |
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I haven't had an interesting message but a woman in my area wants to have a baby with any guy but she only posts a meet date when shes ovulating and her husband doesn't know he has been investigated by the medical profession and found to have a very low sperm count and assessed as baron van winkle ,he the hubby surprise surprise doesn't know shes on here and I guess when she gets pregnant will not be at all surprised she is pregnant, I can see the conversation the wife "Hi honey omg I'm pregnant " and hubby "How the hell did that happen " wife "well one of those slippery buggers got through " hubby " Oh well done and it's a miracle we'll call it Adam if it's a boy and you got it Cassandra if it's a girl ". |
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"I had the most intriguing message.
Want to see how many pegs I can get on my cock?
I mean. Yes... I kinda do!
What was the conclusion?!
I think it's usually the bit at the end?
😘😘😘"
No that's the protrusion. |
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?"
Yeah seriously dude, just stop at 'you look great'  |
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"I had the most intriguing message.
Want to see how many pegs I can get on my cock?
I mean. Yes... I kinda do!
What was the conclusion?!
I think it's usually the bit at the end?
😘😘😘No that's the protrusion. "
🤭🤭🤭 |
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I'm top after a sub slut to serve daddy's cock suck and drain me be my sub slut daddy wonts it filty dirty horney sloppy porn on dirty talk role play let me eat that ass all night long baby xxx
Def not my kind of thing |
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"I'm top after a sub slut to serve daddy's cock suck and drain me be my sub slut daddy wonts it filty dirty horney sloppy porn on dirty talk role play let me eat that ass all night long baby xxx
Def not my kind of thing "
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"Good morning campers.
How not to send a first message
"You look really good for your age "
Dude you look even better on my block list.
What's the most ridiculous message you have had this week?"
Fool. Unappreciative of your mesmerising good looks |
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By *enk15Man 3 weeks ago
Evesham |
"It wasn’t this week but I had a message from a lady telling me she had 5 nipples 🤷♂️
I can't believe you called me out"
Just to add it definitely definitely wasn’t BBG.
There you go, your secret is safe once more |
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"I had the most intriguing message.
Want to see how many pegs I can get on my cock?
I mean. Yes... I kinda do!
How many was it?"
I’m intrigued now too. Were they old wooden pegs or new plastic ones? |
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"I haven't had an interesting message but a woman in my area wants to have a baby with any guy but she only posts a meet date when shes ovulating and her husband doesn't know he has been investigated by the medical profession and found to have a very low sperm count and assessed as baron van winkle ,he the hubby surprise surprise doesn't know shes on here and I guess when she gets pregnant will not be at all surprised she is pregnant, I can see the conversation the wife "Hi honey omg I'm pregnant " and hubby "How the hell did that happen " wife "well one of those slippery buggers got through " hubby " Oh well done and it's a miracle we'll call it Adam if it's a boy and you got it Cassandra if it's a girl "."
Damien surely? |
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"I haven't had an interesting message but a woman in my area wants to have a baby with any guy but she only posts a meet date when shes ovulating and her husband doesn't know he has been investigated by the medical profession and found to have a very low sperm count and assessed as baron van winkle ,he the hubby surprise surprise doesn't know shes on here and I guess when she gets pregnant will not be at all surprised she is pregnant, I can see the conversation the wife "Hi honey omg I'm pregnant " and hubby "How the hell did that happen " wife "well one of those slippery buggers got through " hubby " Oh well done and it's a miracle we'll call it Adam if it's a boy and you got it Cassandra if it's a girl ".
Damien surely?"
Well yes this time next year . |
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