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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Come grab a drink at toots bar!

From a special request this morning we also do food now, from burgers to pizza you name it.

Anyway I hope your all doing well, and that your Friday is a fun one!

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

Double rum and fries please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Double rum and fries please "

Ooh coming right up, enjoy its quality rum. 😁

How's your Friday going my good man?

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By *IXEN200Woman 5 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Good evening kind sir how is one doing?

May I please have a JD straight no ice thank you

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening kind sir how is one doing?

May I please have a JD straight no ice thank you"

. Of course you can, and I'm doing well thanks.

No ice of course.

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By *uicy 2020Woman 5 weeks ago

London

A large baileys please Toots

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

A burger 🍔 and a raspberry vodka please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A large baileys please Toots "

One baileys oming right up, original flavour?

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By *iss KinkWoman 5 weeks ago

North West

A glass of Prosecco please & some nibbles

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A burger 🍔 and a raspberry vodka please "

One delicious burger and a vodka, can inget you anything else?

And welcome, come take a seat and I'll bring it over.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A glass of Prosecco please & some nibbles "

Prosecco and.. what nibbles would you like with that?

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By *uicy 2020Woman 5 weeks ago

London


"A large baileys please Toots

One baileys oming right up, original flavour?"

Ooh options!!!!!

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By *nya NeesWoman 5 weeks ago

Brum

Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘"

Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like?

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 5 weeks ago

Londontown

Plymouth G&T and a cheeseburger please Sir Toots!! You're welcome to grab some of my fries....

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By *nya NeesWoman 5 weeks ago

Brum


"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘

Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like?

"

Something a bit salty please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A large baileys please Toots

One baileys oming right up, original flavour?

Ooh options!!!!!"

Indeed, please choose!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘

Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like?

Something a bit salty please"

I do have some salty nuts downstairs...

In the basement.

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By *MCMan 5 weeks ago

London/EA

Kraken and Coke please Toot!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Plymouth G&T and a cheeseburger please Sir Toots!! You're welcome to grab some of my fries...."

Of course mate coming right up, I'm good I've already eaten.

Enjoy your fries and drink!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Kraken and Coke please Toot!"

Ooh good choice, coming right up!

How are you today my good sir?

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By *nya NeesWoman 5 weeks ago

Brum


"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘

Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like?

Something a bit salty please

I do have some salty nuts downstairs...

In the basement.

"

Do I need to help myself?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ooh a Peroni and some nuts please Toots 😘

Of course coming right up, what nuts would you like?

Something a bit salty please

I do have some salty nuts downstairs...

In the basement.

Do I need to help myself?"

Oh absolutely, help yourself.

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By *midnight-Woman 5 weeks ago

...

Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves

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By *exyScientistsCouple 5 weeks ago

Castlebar

Pornstar martini and a vegetarian pizza please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves "

Nope, what would you like?

We have a friendly bunch of elves in the back.

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By *MCMan 5 weeks ago

London/EA


"Kraken and Coke please Toot!

Ooh good choice, coming right up!

How are you today my good sir?"

Service with a smile, please accept this tip! 💷

I’m very well thanks, I trust you’re too?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Pornstar martini and a vegetarian pizza please "

Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar, please enjoy your pizza!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Kraken and Coke please Toot!

Ooh good choice, coming right up!

How are you today my good sir?

Service with a smile, please accept this tip! 💷

I’m very well thanks, I trust you’re too? "

Tired but I'll probably take a nap soon, but I'm good my good man.

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By *uicy 2020Woman 5 weeks ago

London


"A large baileys please Toots

One baileys oming right up, original flavour?

Ooh options!!!!!

Indeed, please choose! "

Too many choices, id best stick to the original please Toots

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A large baileys please Toots

One baileys oming right up, original flavour?

Ooh options!!!!!

Indeed, please choose!

Too many choices, id best stick to the original please Toots"

Of course coming right up!

Og is the best, though there are some good flavours.

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By *midnight-Woman 5 weeks ago

...


"Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves

Nope, what would you like?

We have a friendly bunch of elves in the back. "

Right..I want an espresso martini, extra cold ...with a vegan garlic mushroom pizza and chips, with vegan mayo please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ummm have we got to put it in the oven ourselves

Nope, what would you like?

We have a friendly bunch of elves in the back.

Right..I want an espresso martini, extra cold ...with a vegan garlic mushroom pizza and chips, with vegan mayo please "

Ooh coming right up, going all in tonight are we?

Won't take long and it will be correct, freshly made of course.

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By *cotlad178Man 5 weeks ago

falkirk

Large 4 cheese pizza my man please 🙏 🤤

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Large 4 cheese pizza my man please 🙏 🤤"

Ooh heck yeah my man!

Coming right up!

All cheese is the way.

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By *rLucky777Man 5 weeks ago

Leeds

Can I have a 2 Lynchburg Lemonades and a sourdough Hot Shot pizza please?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a 2 Lynchburg Lemonades and a sourdough Hot Shot pizza please? "

Of course you can, please enjoy and tell me what you think.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

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By *apinMan 5 weeks ago

London

Carrot juice

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha "

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 5 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha "

I’ll serve you that on the house

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

I’ll serve you that on the house "

And come join me,my sexy friend

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By *as7643Man 5 weeks ago

staffs

Large JD over ice please and one for yourself

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you "

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning "

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Carrot juice "

Of course mate coming right up!

And welcome to the bar my friend.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Large JD over ice please and one for yourself "

I'm good but here's your drink good sir.

Having a lovely Friday I take it?

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach. "

Your welcome and thank you

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

Your welcome and thank you "

Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.

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By *r.ZeistolfMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham

Another morgans and cola for me my good man!!! The last one went down tremendously well!

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

Your welcome and thank you

Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like. "

You really shouldn't have told me that

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

Your welcome and thank you

Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.

You really shouldn't have told me that "

Probably not but there's no rules against it.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

Your welcome and thank you

Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.

You really shouldn't have told me that

Probably not but there's no rules against it. "

Haha not if I just put your age the other way around

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

Your welcome and thank you

Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.

You really shouldn't have told me that

Probably not but there's no rules against it.

Haha not if I just put your age the other way around "

I'm 92 now 🤣

Do what you like it's ok.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

Your welcome and thank you

Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.

You really shouldn't have told me that

Probably not but there's no rules against it.

Haha not if I just put your age the other way around

I'm 92 now 🤣

Do what you like it's ok. "

Hahaha

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

Your welcome and thank you

Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.

You really shouldn't have told me that

Probably not but there's no rules against it.

Haha not if I just put your age the other way around

I'm 92 now 🤣

Do what you like it's ok.

Hahaha "

What a fun night!

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

Your welcome and thank you

Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.

You really shouldn't have told me that

Probably not but there's no rules against it.

Haha not if I just put your age the other way around

I'm 92 now 🤣

Do what you like it's ok.

Hahaha

What a fun night!"

Well I like your banter Toots,and your a mighty fine looking guy

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By *cotlad178Man 5 weeks ago

falkirk


"Large 4 cheese pizza my man please 🙏 🤤

Ooh heck yeah my man!

Coming right up!

All cheese is the way."

knew you where my fav barman 😉👍🤌

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By *ot so needyMan 5 weeks ago

Galway

Anything that will just knock me out.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 5 weeks ago

Bristol

As it’s late I’ve snuck through the back window and helped myself to a Rum, I’ll tidy up behind myself

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh two bars open I like it,very large sex on the beach pls and bring your good self haha

Of course coming right up, and of course I'll bring myself just for you

Il be waiting,God them eyes should come with a warning

Oh why thank you, your eyes arnt so bad you know.

And here's your sex on the beach.

Your welcome and thank you

Oh not a problem your always welcome to have a cocktail and stare at my eyes for however long you like.

You really shouldn't have told me that

Probably not but there's no rules against it.

Haha not if I just put your age the other way around

I'm 92 now 🤣

Do what you like it's ok.

Hahaha

What a fun night!

Well I like your banter Toots,and your a mighty fine looking guy "

Aww thank you, you ain't so bad yourself, your always welcome here.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"As it’s late I’ve snuck through the back window and helped myself to a Rum, I’ll tidy up behind myself "

Go for it, i fell asleep anyway 🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 5 weeks ago

Bristol


"As it’s late I’ve snuck through the back window and helped myself to a Rum, I’ll tidy up behind myself

Go for it, i fell asleep anyway 🤣 "

Wish I could, wide awake at this ungodly hour

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By *vaRose43Woman 5 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Wide awake

A nice islay single malt with a drop of water please

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 5 weeks ago

Bristol


"Wide awake

A nice islay single malt with a drop of water please "

One Bruichladdich coming right up! Slainte

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