"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.
Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?
N.B it tastes shite
That was all so promising until the NB  "
Yeah, I was getting quite excited |
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"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.
Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?
N.B it tastes shite
That was all so promising until the NB
Yeah, I was getting quite excited "
If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.
And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻♂️.
Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.
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By *enk15 OP Man 5 weeks ago
Evesham |
"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.
Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?
N.B it tastes shite
That was all so promising until the NB
Yeah, I was getting quite excited
If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.
And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻♂️.
Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.
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And they say honesty is the best policy 🙄 |
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"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.
Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?
N.B it tastes shite
That was all so promising until the NB
Yeah, I was getting quite excited
If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.
And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻♂️.
Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.
And they say honesty is the best policy 🙄"
You're still being honest by omitting it 💁🏻♂️.
You made the taste the focus - people here are probably more keen on the overall Denk-ness of the experience, not the shit beer . |
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By *enk15 OP Man 5 weeks ago
Evesham |
"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.
Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?
N.B it tastes shite
That was all so promising until the NB
Yeah, I was getting quite excited
If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.
And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻♂️.
Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.
And they say honesty is the best policy 🙄
You're still being honest by omitting it 💁🏻♂️.
You made the taste the focus - people here are probably more keen on the overall Denk-ness of the experience, not the shit beer ."
My company is on par with the taste of the beer
… yeah I need that refresher course. |
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"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.
Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?
N.B it tastes shite
That was all so promising until the NB
Yeah, I was getting quite excited
If he'd not mentioned the taste, you'd be there like a shot.
And once there and all chummy and chatty and warm and happy, you wouldn't give much of a shit about the taste of the stuff anyway 💁🏻♂️.
Denk - you could probably do with a mini refresher course in sales.
And they say honesty is the best policy 🙄
You're still being honest by omitting it 💁🏻♂️.
You made the taste the focus - people here are probably more keen on the overall Denk-ness of the experience, not the shit beer .
My company is on par with the taste of the beer
… yeah I need that refresher course."
😁😁
Besides, you'll have freshly baked bread to offer instead, right? |
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Bump.
You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.
Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.
Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.
And some freshly baked bread to help it down.
Who's coming? |
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"Bump.
You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.
Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.
Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.
And some freshly baked bread to help it down.
Who's coming?"
🤪🤪🤪 |
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By *enk15 OP Man 5 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Bump.
You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.
Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.
Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.
And some freshly baked bread to help it down.
Who's coming?"
Valiant effort, Nicky. Not sure how you found out I dip my balls in the home brew but I appreciate the effort nonetheless  |
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"Bump.
You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.
Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.
Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.
And some freshly baked bread to help it down.
Who's coming?
Valiant effort, Nicky. Not sure how you found out I dip my balls in the home brew but I appreciate the effort nonetheless "
Plus, he dips his golden balls in the home-brew.
Who can resist?
😜 |
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By *agondaMan 5 weeks ago
Witterings |
"Bump.
You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.
Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.
Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.
And some freshly baked bread to help it down.
Who's coming?
Valiant effort, Nicky. Not sure how you found out I dip my balls in the home brew but I appreciate the effort nonetheless
Plus, he dips his golden balls in the home-brew.
Who can resist?
😜"
Oh I thought he meant beer to be d*unk, not dunked lol |
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By *enk15 OP Man 5 weeks ago
Evesham |
"… in my pressure keg and my home brew is leaking.
Who’s coming round for a kegger before it’s all wasted?
N.B it tastes shite
Is any of this a euphemism? "
Maybe none, maybe all. I’m not sure anymore. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 5 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Bump.
You don't need to read the opening gambit 😉.
Denk's got some beer that needs to be d*unk.
Apparently it tastes like unicorn song and ecstatic sunlight, mixed with your freshly showered genitalia of choice.
And some freshly baked bread to help it down.
Who's coming?
Valiant effort, Nicky. Not sure how you found out I dip my balls in the home brew but I appreciate the effort nonetheless
Plus, he dips his golden balls in the home-brew.
Who can resist?
😜
Oh I thought he meant beer to be d*unk, not dunked lol"
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"And here is fab in a nutshell
There’s a hole….
And don't say "it tastes shite".
Because it puts people off that particular hole 
Fuck
That’s where I’m going wrong.
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Stick with me Misty.
I'm classy - I know this stuff 
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