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Strip to the waist fight....
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"Meat cleaver Or do you just mean clothes "Thats fine...il just bring custard....  | |||
"I'm confused are we stripping or fighting?" Both.... | |||
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"My bazookas "Oh bringing out the big guns are we???  | |||
"I'd just whip out my willy and wait for them to faint!" What kind of whip? | |||
"My bazookas "Femme's bazookas! | |||
"I'm confused are we stripping or fighting?Both.... "In that case I would arm myself with a spanking paddle and a hungry tongue  | |||
"I'd just whip out my willy and wait for them to faint!What kind of whip? "A very long one! | |||
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"My bazookas "You'd win on points. | |||
"My bazookas Oh bringing out the big guns are we??? "Hell yes! Lock and load boys let's do this shit! | |||
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"I'm a lover not a fighter "Oh evie,come on your my fellow nipple tweaker. I'm sure those pegs can be deadly used on the right uhhum body parts. | |||
"My bazookas "If I m fighting those love puppies,, niplle clamps,, | |||
"Baby oil and lube
"Covering all bases? | |||
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"My bazookas
If I m fighting those love puppies,, niplle clamps,, "There armed and dangerous , I have chopsticks too and I'm not afraid to use them! | |||
"Baby oil and lube
Covering all bases? "I'd be hard to catch covered in baby oil and if they managed to catch my slippery self then with lube we could make sure the fun lasted
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"My bazookas
If I m fighting those love puppies,, niplle clamps,,
There armed and dangerous , I have chopsticks too and I'm not afraid to use them! "Errr referee femme,, are you allowed more than one weapon,,?? I m feeling my weapons not upto the task,, | |||
"My bazookas
If I m fighting those love puppies,, niplle clamps,,
There armed and dangerous , I have chopsticks too and I'm not afraid to use them!
Errr referee femme,, are you allowed more than one weapon,,?? I m feeling my weapons not upto the task,, "You can have as many weapons in your ARSEnal as you see fit.  | |||
"Meat cleaver Or do you just mean clothes Thats fine...il just bring custard.... "Kinky mare | |||
"I would just submit!!! "My kinda fight | |||
"My bazookas
If I m fighting those love puppies,, niplle clamps,,
There armed and dangerous , I have chopsticks too and I'm not afraid to use them!
Errr referee femme,, are you allowed more than one weapon,,?? I m feeling my weapons not upto the task,, You can have as many weapons in your ARSEnal as you see fit. "I'll put one hand behind my back if that helps you | |||
"anyone? What weapon would you choose? "I would strip from the waist down and use my knob as a battering ram | |||
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"I have a chicken dipper On Guard !! " can you buy those on McDonalds now? | |||
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"I have a chicken dipper On Guard !! can you buy those on McDonalds now?" Don't be daft, I wouldn't risk damaging a proper food weapon | |||
"I see your chicken dipper and raise you My cucumber! "No no let me raise the cucumber | |||
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"I see your chicken dipper and raise you My cucumber!
No no let me raise the cucumber"is that whole, chopped or sliced? | |||
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"I see your chicken dipper and raise you My cucumber!
No no let me raise the cucumber
is that whole, chopped or sliced? "Whole, with the top inch and a half peeled | |||
"I'd just whip out my willy and wait for them to faint!" Does it really smell that bad | |||
"I have eaten the dipper. I now have a catapult and mushy brussel sprouts " Euphemisms a plenty on this thread | |||
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"Im going to use my belly. Belly gonna get you, belly gonna get you" Phew, I thought you would have some sort of baton | |||
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"Nutella and whipped cream! "that would quickly become a battle of tongues | |||
"I see your chicken dipper and raise you My cucumber!
No no let me raise the cucumber
is that whole, chopped or sliced?
Whole, with the top inch and a half peeled"Oh not sure if I'll like that! It will get mushy! | |||
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"Is it stripped down to the waist or up to the waist?" Why? What do you have in mind? | |||
"Is it stripped down to the waist or up to the waist?Why? What do you have in mind? "Stab vest and night vision goggles. | |||
"Is it stripped down to the waist or up to the waist?Why? What do you have in mind?
Stab vest and night vision goggles."Works for me.... | |||
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"clothes pegs?? "Is that it???? | |||
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"ive seen clothes pegs used to great effect on here x" Clothes pegs as weapons...well a novel idea....how many will you be bringing? | |||
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"I wouldn't want to join in but can I have front row seats? "You could, but I think you would have to bring your own goggles. | |||
"I wouldn't want to join in but can I have front row seats? You could, but I think you would have to bring your own goggles. "I want some of those perspex screens they have at ice hockey games are you putting any up? | |||
"I wouldn't want to join in but can I have front row seats? "Bringing a deck chair to join you in the front row | |||
