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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility".

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By *nya NeesWoman 5 weeks ago

Brum

I like you muchly 😘

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By *nya NeesWoman 5 weeks ago

Brum

Or I very like you

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

Gee. Thanks BBE.

Once was enough.

I'm blushing now

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By *nya NeesWoman 5 weeks ago

Brum

😁

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By *ty31Man 5 weeks ago

NW London

Your ok I suppose

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

We really do love them, don't we

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 5 weeks ago

Reading

How about them Packers.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"How about them Packers."

I had to Google that

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By *a LunaWoman 5 weeks ago

South Wales

I’d share my fries with you 🥰

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 5 weeks ago

Londontown

You touch my tra la la, my dingdingdong!!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

My mother wasn't entirely right about you.

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By *nya NeesWoman 5 weeks ago

Brum

I'm keeping you

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By *elix SightedMan 5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I don’t care what everyone else says, I think you’re alright.

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By *hesblokeMan 5 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

I can tolerate your presence for longer than I can anyone else.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 5 weeks ago

Darwen

You're alright

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By *enk15Man 5 weeks ago

Evesham

I like you more than my houseplants.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

If my cold, cruel heart were capable of love, you're on the shortlist

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By *elix SightedMan 5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If you were the last woman on earth, I wouldn’t necessarily consider homosexuality.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 5 weeks ago

North West

You'll do

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

Next time you fart like that in public, I promise you can blame me

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bad luck.

Mrs TMN x

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

You make my winky do his little happy dance

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By *bi HaiveMan 5 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Despite your evident poor taste in men.......you make great coffee.

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By *elix SightedMan 5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"You make my winky do his little happy dance

Nicky, my dear fellow, it makes me so happy to hear someone else use the word winkie. With us as the vanguard, the nation will regress ✊

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"You make my winky do his little happy dance

Nicky, my dear fellow, it makes me so happy to hear someone else use the word winkie. With us as the vanguard, the nation will regress ✊"

Winky buddies 4Evuh 💙

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

You don’t fill me with rage 🫶

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By *eductiveEncountersWoman 5 weeks ago

South West

My eyes aren't offended when I look at you

(you look nice)

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

You smell less than the others ❤️.

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By *elix SightedMan 5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’ve grown accustomed to the endless irritating things you say and do, so I’ll stick around.

For now.

Probably.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

Other people may not, but I find it quite endearing how crap you are at stuff 💜.

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By *layfullsamMan 5 weeks ago

Solihull

Oh go on them, you’ll do

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

When I hold your hand, I'm home

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By *uffnmuffCouple 5 weeks ago

London

Put your seat belt on x

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By *ansoffateMan 5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility"."

😂

She tends to express it by slapping or grabbing my arse and grunting, or rubbing against my leg.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I once described the feeling of seeing my first love walking into a crowded room as making everything seem bigger and brighter, including me.

So, that. But expressed in a less bumbling fashion.

Mrs TMN x

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I once described the feeling of seeing my first love walking into a crowded room as making everything seem bigger and brighter, including me.

So, that. But expressed in a less bumbling fashion.

Mrs TMN x"

So, you make me feel shiny and fat?

😘😘😘

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility".

😂

She tends to express it by slapping or grabbing my arse and grunting, or rubbing against my leg."

Are we talking about a human here Hans?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Put your seat belt on x"

Clunk-clit x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hey! Poopall! 😁

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

""Hey! Poopall! 😁"

I told you about that. Those parsnips just weren't right.

Stop bringing it up 😤.

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By *ansoffateMan 5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility".

😂

She tends to express it by slapping or grabbing my arse and grunting, or rubbing against my leg.

Are we talking about a human here Hans?

According to the official documentation.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 5 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Have you eaten today?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Have you eaten today?"

That's the parental "we love you" that is

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"To "I love you".

I'll go first. Everyone can blame me most then 😉.

"I value your utility".

😂

She tends to express it by slapping or grabbing my arse and grunting, or rubbing against my leg.

Are we talking about a human here Hans?

According to the official documentation. "

It's forged I tell ya!

Forged

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 5 weeks ago

Essex

Your presence in my life doesn’t make my teeth itch

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Your presence in my life doesn’t make my teeth itch"

......"my fanny, however......"

😘😘😘

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 5 weeks ago

Essex

"Your presence in my life doesn’t make my teeth itch

......"my fanny, however......"

😘😘😘"

Remains still & dry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 5 weeks ago

North West

Te amo.

Te quiero

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By *ansoffateMan 5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Te amo.

Te quiero

Siempre me quedará

La voz suave del mar

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By *cotlad178Man 5 weeks ago

falkirk

Your presence lights up the room and thinking of you lights up my mood

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Your presence in my life doesn’t make my teeth itch

......"my fanny, however......"

😘😘😘

Remains still & dry"

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman 5 weeks ago

Hereabouts

You'll do, I guess

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By *olidsnakeMan 5 weeks ago

Colwyn Bay

I love you... in a way... a-ha

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'd flush your floater for you

❤️

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By *ags73Man 5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Had worse. Jump my bones

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

Totally unrelated, but I think my brain is now totally fucked and frazzled and I'm off to hug my pillow.

Night all xxxxxx

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By *ags73Man 5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Totally unrelated, but I think my brain is now totally fucked and frazzled and I'm off to hug my pillow.

Night all xxxxxx"

Chew it.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Totally unrelated, but I think my brain is now totally fucked and frazzled and I'm off to hug my pillow.

Night all xxxxxx

Chew it."

You chew it first

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By *ags73Man 5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Totally unrelated, but I think my brain is now totally fucked and frazzled and I'm off to hug my pillow.

Night all xxxxxx

Chew it.

You chew it first

I’m no chewing your pillow.

Pervert. 😆

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By *ffervescentMan 5 weeks ago

winfrith

I envelope you with my heart.

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By *ags73Man 5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Your maws a dirty ride.

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