"Last night, I ended up with Optimus Prime stuck up my bum, Mrs Wick said it’d be kinky, and somehow I’ve got to explain to the Consultant how it ended up there when even I’m still trying to figure out how it happened." |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
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"I let my phone finish it...
Last night, I ended up with you, Clippers, and somehow the whole thing was good, and I’m still trying to figure out how it happened. "
Who is Clippers? They sound like fun  |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
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""Last night, I ended up with Optimus Prime stuck up my bum, Mrs Wick said it’d be kinky, and somehow I’ve got to explain to the Consultant how it ended up there when even I’m still trying to figure out how it happened.""
Ah, so you had an Autobutt |
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""Last night, I ended up with Optimus Prime stuck up my bum, Mrs Wick said it’d be kinky, and somehow I’ve got to explain to the Consultant how it ended up there when even I’m still trying to figure out how it happened."
Ah, so you had an Autobutt"
You win then internet today for that one. 👏🏻 |
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"I let my phone finish it...
Last night, I ended up with you, Clippers, and somehow the whole thing was good, and I’m still trying to figure out how it happened.
Who is Clippers? They sound like fun "
A female-run barbers. Could be fun! 🤔😅 |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
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"I let my phone finish it...
Last night, I ended up with you, Clippers, and somehow the whole thing was good, and I’m still trying to figure out how it happened.
Who is Clippers? They sound like fun
A female-run barbers. Could be fun! 🤔😅"
Sharp objects? I'm out |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
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"Last night, I ended up with Wonko, El Presidente Wonko, and somehow Not Wonko, and I’m still trying to figure out how it happened."
Did the 3 Wonkos show you Christmases past, present and future? |
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"Last night, I ended up with Wonko, El Presidente Wonko, and somehow Not Wonko, and I’m still trying to figure out how it happened.
Did the 3 Wonkos show you Christmases past, present and future?"
None of them were in 🫤!
But they were still somehow...there...??? |
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