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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Imagine* you are living in a computer simulation, some sort of interactive brain Matrix, and could call an 'operator' to upload a single skill directly into your brain.

What would you choose?

1 it has to be a skill people can actually do, so no flying etc.

2 you can only get one additional skill

B

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By *anielpiercedMan 5 weeks ago

by the seaside

Instant knowledge of foreign languages

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By *asterfulsoulMan 5 weeks ago

Manchester

The ability to come up with witty responses to forum threads.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 5 weeks ago

North West

I love this question! I need to think.

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By *elix SightedMan 5 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"The ability to come up with shitty responses to forum threads."

Problem solved.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Instant knowledge of foreign languages "

Bit vague, which language?

B

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Kung fu, obviously. Duh.

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By *naswingdressWoman 5 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Instant knowledge of foreign languages

Bit vague, which language?

B"

Mandarin. Likely to be the next lingua franca.

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By *ripfillMan 5 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I would like to regain my mental maths … that skill has evaporated by reliance on a calculator and spread sheets etc

Ii really have lost that ability…

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By *ags73Man 5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

French in my head.

I can read it, speaking it, not so much

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By *mf123Man 5 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I dont know karate but i do know crazy

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 5 weeks ago

North West

Gymnastics. Handstand without squeaking, yes please. Effortless cartwheels, fuck yes.

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By *tr8MrEMan 5 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

To automatically figure my retirement pension without requirement of a god damned financial advisor

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By *ansoffateMan 5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I know Kung Fu, it's a bit overrated to be honest.

I'd probably go for internet security/hacking.

I'd quite like to go on a Mr Robot style chaos rampage. Reset world debt. I'd use my skills for good of course.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 5 weeks ago

St Leonards

Please can I bend the rules a teeny bit B?

I'd like to have it all a bit more "Everything Everywhere All At Once" and be a hot-dog-fingered kung fu expert please thank you very much . My fingers can be eaten too if anyone's hungry. I think they regrow.

And it was all part of the whole mum-daughter reconciliation thing that stopped the entire multiverse from being destroyed.

Which is a nice thing I think?

Did I say please?

Thank you 🤗🙂.

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By *ermite12ukMan 5 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

To be again, 'quicker than the human eye.' As opposed to a tortoise on steroids.

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By *rdere OpusCouple 5 weeks ago

Brum - ish

I’d like to be able to speak every human language. Is that too much?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Instant knowledge of foreign languages

Bit vague, which language?

B

Mandarin. Likely to be the next lingua franca."

I think you're probably right.

B

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I would like to regain my mental maths … that skill has evaporated by reliance on a calculator and spread sheets etc

Ii really have lost that ability…

"

It's still there, just needs an occasional outing to keep the cogs greased.

B

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 5 weeks ago

The Continental

The ability to pilot a helicopter would be awesome. A job doing that would be my next move.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"French in my head.

I can read it, speaking it, not so much "

I'm the same, it's confidence or the fear of looking like an idiot that holds me back.

B

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Gymnastics. Handstand without squeaking, yes please. Effortless cartwheels, fuck yes. "

if only you knew a former gymnastics coach...

B

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 5 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"To automatically figure my retirement pension without requirement of a god damned financial advisor "

So, essentially, you would like to become a god damned financial advisor?

B

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By *nya NeesWoman 5 weeks ago

Brum


"The ability to pilot a helicopter would be awesome. A job doing that would be my next move."

How very 50

Shades of Wick

🤭

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By *arko2020Man 5 weeks ago

Sale

Charisma!!

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