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By *ornycougaWoman 8 weeks ago
MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat |
The message I got yesterday from a guy wanting a woman with no tash or beard, not too many missing teeth,no fungal infection on their feet and (I assume reasonable) personal hygiene. I felt privileged to have met the bar for selection criteria |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 8 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"The message I got yesterday from a guy wanting a woman with no tash or beard, not too many missing teeth,no fungal infection on their feet and (I assume reasonable) personal hygiene. I felt privileged to have met the bar for selection criteria "
Clearly you picked the right day to shave your whiskers... |
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"My WTFs are still the guys who message me their phone numbers and ask when they can come over - despite what's on my profile (which they haven't read). 🙄"
I'll never understand people who give out their numbers to complete strangers. Consider yourself lucky I don't sign you up for spam and scrawl it graffiti style everywhere. (If I get a phone number in a first message, I block on the grounds of "lacks self preservation skills") |
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"The Clot Monster 👹
So not the following glasseyed giant squid then (same thread)  "
Beware the glassy eyes of the clot monster! If you look too much you’ll be in a trance and it’ll shove a tentacle up your bum without you even knowing. It’ll take out your gonads and replace them with ovaries. |
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"My WTFs are still the guys who message me their phone numbers and ask when they can come over - despite what's on my profile (which they haven't read). 🙄
I put their number on every trash mail "
Knew a girl who got cheated on. She printer stickers with her exes number on and plastered them everywhere! ‘Call for free phone sex’ |
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"A chap wanting me to cam with him whilst he is bored in his prison cell. "
I wonder if the camera lense survives the typical prison storage location? I can't imagine camera phones are legit items  |
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"A chap wanting me to cam with him whilst he is bored in his prison cell.
I wonder if the camera lense survives the typical prison storage location? I can't imagine camera phones are legit items "
You’d think - all his pics were from
Inside his cell. Honestly WTAF?! |
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"A chap wanting me to cam with him whilst he is bored in his prison cell.
I wonder if the camera lense survives the typical prison storage location? I can't imagine camera phones are legit items "
Presumably the stains enhance the charm of it all |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"Someone told me they didn’t like my tattoo’s and wished I’d stop getting them.
FUCK. OFF.
Her tattoos and that she keeps getting them"
See, this is why we’re not friends. |
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By *inkShyWoman 8 weeks ago
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Someone wants me to fart in his face 😬
A guy who constantly tries to guess my address based on proximity.
Weirdly, the biggest wtf was a guy messaging me to tell me I was rude for not replying. When I said I didn't want to chat he bombarded me and said he wouldn't stop until I block him 🤗 |
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"Someone told me they didn’t like my tattoo’s and wished I’d stop getting them.
FUCK. OFF.
Her tattoos and that she keeps getting them
See, this is why we’re not friends. "
That's not the reason and you know it! |
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"Someone wants me to fart in his face 😬
A guy who constantly tries to guess my address based on proximity.
Weirdly, the biggest wtf was a guy messaging me to tell me I was rude for not replying. When I said I didn't want to chat he bombarded me and said he wouldn't stop until I block him 🤗"
I had someone try to triangulate me once. It was so creepy |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"Pigs in blankets,
if you know, you know 😬
Please tell me it doesn’t involve actual bacon.
No, but they could put you off bacon for life 🤢"
Ok. That’s enough information 😭 |
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"Pigs in blankets,
if you know, you know 😬
Please tell me it doesn’t involve actual bacon.
No, but they could put you off bacon for life 🤢
Ok. That’s enough information 😭"
Yes, I'll spare you the pain |
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By *inkShyWoman 8 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"Someone wants me to fart in his face 😬
A guy who constantly tries to guess my address based on proximity.
Weirdly, the biggest wtf was a guy messaging me to tell me I was rude for not replying. When I said I didn't want to chat he bombarded me and said he wouldn't stop until I block him 🤗
I had someone try to triangulate me once. It was so creepy "
It really is creepy isnt it?! Stop guessing my road, it won't benefit anyone. |
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"Someone wants me to fart in his face 😬
A guy who constantly tries to guess my address based on proximity.
Weirdly, the biggest wtf was a guy messaging me to tell me I was rude for not replying. When I said I didn't want to chat he bombarded me and said he wouldn't stop until I block him 🤗
I had someone try to triangulate me once. It was so creepy
It really is creepy isnt it?! Stop guessing my road, it won't benefit anyone."
Quite. When people complain that women aren't on who's near - people like this are why.
I don't mind people knowing what part of Manchester I live in. If it was just "oh, about 2 miles from where I am", that would be fine. But the "are you closer to Starbucks Example town or Pret Example town, come meet me" is fucking weird. And is why I only give out "Manchester" in public, and my postcode is wrong. |
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"My WTFs are still the guys who message me their phone numbers and ask when they can come over - despite what's on my profile (which they haven't read). 🙄"
Well, perhaps they read part of it then testosterone bags took over cerebral functions and couldn't read the rest???  |
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