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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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keep satin sheets on the bed? Seem to have spent the night constantly picking the duvet off the floor. My arse is freezin cos every time I dared to turn over, the duvet slid away like a f**kin big snake. Help us before we f**kin freeze to death  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"was gonna just tuck it into Kate's bum crack, but everytime I touch her arse she wants to get jiggy..
Can I change places with you?  "
you may come to regret that request
see you saturday  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"was gonna just tuck it into Kate's bum crack, but everytime I touch her arse she wants to get jiggy..
Can I change places with you?
you may come to regret that request
see you saturday "
I can't think why - I'm often told
'dont knock it till you try it' lol |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
"keep satin sheets on the bed? Seem to have spent the night constantly picking the duvet off the floor. My arse is freezin cos every time I dared to turn over, the duvet slid away like a f**kin big snake. Help us before we f**kin freeze to death "
had a set of them 
but binned them for the same reason
there slippier than a shower curtain and baby oil  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flannelette sheets every time xx  "
Agree 100% ....ours will be back on tonite
anyway, those "fluids" soak up much better on cotton sheets the "wet" patch never dries with the satin ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"keep satin sheets on the bed? Seem to have spent the night constantly picking the duvet off the floor. My arse is freezin cos every time I dared to turn over, the duvet slid away like a f**kin big snake. Help us before we f**kin freeze to death "
so it was YOU who pinched the sheets from the party lol can i have em back now please (washed)lol we got the valentines one coming up and i need to get all posh again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Satin sheets you slide every where. Satin sheets plus one satin chemise then you slide out the bed. Satin sheets and body fluids not a good look"
Especially if you're Bill Clinton whilst married and president |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Satin sheets you slide every where. Satin sheets plus one satin chemise then you slide out the bed. Satin sheets and body fluids not a good look"
Am giggling here looking at my tube a lube called glide n ride - all i needed was satin sheets!!!!
lol
Not sure about the absorption rate tho  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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the best thing about satin sheets, (or rather synthetic satin sheets) is the terrific light show you get if you get into bed with a synthetic nightie on, lol.
There is so much static electrickery that Kate has banned me from farting in bed in case I blow the f**kin house up and she wants me to sleep with 1 leg on the floor to earth the f**kin bed .
Just had beans on toast so if you hear a big bang tonite and the southern sky lights up like the Arora Borealis, just say a little prayer for Jack and Kate
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Didn't anyone read the labels on the packaging the satin sheets come in?
It says quite clearly...
"These sheets are for show only and if you try and fuck on them the manufacturer cannot be held liable for any resulting injuries caused by sliding off them and onto sharp objects such as corners of bedside cabinets. We will not pay any compensation for anal tears caused by inappropriate use of our product."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't anyone read the labels on the packaging the satin sheets come in?
It says quite clearly...
"These sheets are for show only and if you try and fuck on them the manufacturer cannot be held liable for any resulting injuries caused by sliding off them and onto sharp objects such as corners of bedside cabinets. We will not pay any compensation for anal tears caused by inappropriate use of our product."
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I dont know whats worse reading this while drinking juice and trying (in vain) not to spit it out or sitting here thinking "glad I didnt buy one now"
Shona
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