Have been married for many years in a sexless marriage and would like some fun in my life! I often see a lady in the park when am walking the dog and often chat. She knows I am married but don't know wether to ask her out? |
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"Have been married for many years in a sexless marriage and would like some fun in my life! I often see a lady in the park when am walking the dog and often chat. She knows I am married but don't know wether to ask her out?"
Am in the same boat .. ask to meet her for a coffee worst that can happen is she says no ..if she says yes well take from their |
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"She might not have a dog. I walk in the park without one.
This is true. Hopefully we'll find out soon enough. My bet is she'll have a cockerpoo"
Why do you think she'll have a cockapoo? I think we need a thread called *guess the dog breed based on the owners pics*  |
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"Have been married for many years in a sexless marriage and would like some fun in my life! I often see a lady in the park when am walking the dog and often chat. She knows I am married but don't know wether to ask her out?"
Is an open relationship an option? |
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"She might not have a dog. I walk in the park without one.
This is true. Hopefully we'll find out soon enough. My bet is she'll have a cockerpoo
Why do you think she'll have a cockapoo? I think we need a thread called *guess the dog breed based on the owners pics* "
It's just a mutt feeling I'm getting.
I think you're on to a thread winner. |
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"Have been married for many years in a sexless marriage and would like some fun in my life! I often see a lady in the park when am walking the dog and often chat. She knows I am married but don't know wether to ask her out?"
Don't ask her out. If you want my advice, take a shit, naked, behind a bush prior to meeting her. Put a blade or two of grass in your ricker (ensuring approximately 2" sticks out) then when you are her jump out on all fours with your tongue hanging out.
Then, (and here's the master play) sit on your arse with your legs shooting out at approximately 45 degrees and with your hands project yourself forward, scràping your arse along the grass.
She will love it. It perhaps put a poo bag on her hand and pull the grass out like I do with my dog. It helps to bond.
If she screams and runs, go back to your wife as you have the answer. |
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