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Things you can only say at Christmas

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By *usman 199 OP Man 7 weeks ago

Stockport

Don't play with your meat

I prefer breast to legs

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By *iss KinkWoman 7 weeks ago

North West

White sauce?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 7 weeks ago

Southampton

I want a big stuffing

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By *alm_one4Man 7 weeks ago

RM16

I’m going to stuff the Turkey, and after that I’ll put the sage and onion in

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By *exy-SashWoman 7 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

Merry Christmas

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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Six long days to Hogmanay

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 7 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m gonna fill the dishwasher.

It’s the one and only time she does them during the year.

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By *r SmartypantsMan 7 weeks ago

London

Hunni, leave the back door open so Santa can slip in later.

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By *evotee101Woman 7 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Do you want stuffing Grandma

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By *ickylouCouple 7 weeks ago

b71

Looks like grandma is getting carried away with that big bird again.

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By *B69Woman 7 weeks ago

Wiltshire

After all that fuss and build up it’s over so quickly

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By *TinyDelight-Woman 7 weeks ago

City Centre

I'm glad it happens just once a year

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Pull my cracker

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By *nterblueMan 7 weeks ago

manchester

I just pulled a cracker.

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By *nterblueMan 7 weeks ago

manchester

"Pull my cracker"

You can have the prize

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 7 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I just pulled a cracker."

“Anyone need these tiny tweezers?”

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By *ickylouCouple 7 weeks ago

b71

yes please. I need a wee
"I just pulled a cracker.

“Anyone need these tiny tweezers?”"

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By *osey WalesMan 7 weeks ago

You dont have a chimney so i'm coming in the back door

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 7 weeks ago

Southampton

"I just pulled a cracker."

You can pull mine anytime

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 7 weeks ago

Londontown

Ho ho hoooo

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 7 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"yes please. I need a wee I just pulled a cracker.

“Anyone need these tiny tweezers?”"

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple 7 weeks ago

Cheshire

Go and have a wash my nan and grandad are on the way round.

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Help me shine my baubles

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By *ackformore100Man 7 weeks ago

Tin town

Hold the legs wide open I need to get my hand in with the apple to keep it nice and moist

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By *ig_shy_guyMan 7 weeks ago

York

So you want me to just stuff it full?

So how much cream do you want~?

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By *arko2020Man 7 weeks ago

Sale

Ho ho ho

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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

‘I can’t get enough of these cheesy balls’

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By *ffervescentMan 7 weeks ago

winfrith

Would you like stilton with your cracker sorry I meant Mrs.

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By *carlettsWoman 7 weeks ago

Harpenden

I've never been so full....

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By *oonbath89Man 7 weeks ago

radstock

Can’t wait to get stuck in it looks so moist

No one does a cream pie like you ……mum

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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago

I couldn't possibly take anymore, I'm stuffed. X

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 weeks ago

Bristol

If you tie the legs together during the roasting, it keeps the inside moist

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By *idlandiaMan 7 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'll just nibble on some nuts until teatime

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By *a LunaWoman 7 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m so full

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By *cikMan 7 weeks ago

Devon

Just need to empty my sack into these stockings

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By *_qattMan 7 weeks ago

glasgow

He’s coming down the chimney

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By *CBoyTV/TS 7 weeks ago

Tonypandy

Santa and Rudolf are coming.

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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago

Might have to squeeze another pigs in blanket in.

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By *ornycougaWoman 7 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I'm glad it happens just once a year "

I'm glad it only comes once a year

Did Santa come?

Did he eat that cookie?

I think I have room for another sausage

Sauce all over, please

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By *ccasional_LoversCouple 7 weeks ago

Peterborough

I was so good Santa came twice.

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By *unguy552024Man 7 weeks ago

lincoln

"Don't play with your meat

I prefer breast to legs

Ahhhh, fuck it, it's Christmas!!

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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago

Thank fuck that’s over for another year

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By *ister1Man 7 weeks ago

north west

Who would like stuffing

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