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"This morning is a strong black coffee kind of day
Now are you sure? Once it's served, it's served?
Yes please then a nice frothy cappuccino once my eyes are fully open 🙏🙌"
Oh fair one, good shout. A sprinkle of chocolate on top? |
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"This morning is a strong black coffee kind of day
Now are you sure? Once it's served, it's served?
Yes please then a nice frothy cappuccino once my eyes are fully open 🙏🙌
Oh fair one, good shout. A sprinkle of chocolate on top?"
Now you spoil me 🤣🤣 |
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"This morning is a strong black coffee kind of day
Now are you sure? Once it's served, it's served?
Yes please then a nice frothy cappuccino once my eyes are fully open 🙏🙌
Oh fair one, good shout. A sprinkle of chocolate on top?
Now you spoil me 🤣🤣"
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"Thanks, good morning.
I like my coffee like I like my women - hot, gives a kick, and to be on my second before 9am 
Has someone served you?"
This is how I do my mornings too, 2 coffees before I function correctly.
Not yet, it's ok I'm on service duty today |
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"Thanks, good morning.
I like my coffee like I like my women - hot, gives a kick, and to be on my second before 9am
Has someone served you?
This is how I do my mornings too, 2 coffees before I function correctly.
Not yet, it's ok I'm on service duty today"
And how much servicing are you getting done lingering under that mistletoe?  |
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"Thanks, good morning.
I like my coffee like I like my women - hot, gives a kick, and to be on my second before 9am
Has someone served you?
This is how I do my mornings too, 2 coffees before I function correctly.
Not yet, it's ok I'm on service duty today
And how much servicing are you getting done lingering under that mistletoe? "
It's a little distracting but I'm managing to keep it up |
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"On my second pint of coffee of the day.
Why was I still awake at 3.30am when I've an all day club trip today?
Oh for a normal sleep pattern.....🤦♂️🤦♂️😭😭"
Hahhaha I love this, I accidentally stayed up until 1.30 when I really shouldn't have!
The fab addiction 🤦♂️
Your day sounds fun though |
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By *bi HaiveMan 9 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"On my second pint of coffee of the day.
Why was I still awake at 3.30am when I've an all day club trip today?
Oh for a normal sleep pattern.....🤦♂️🤦♂️😭😭
Hahhaha I love this, I accidentally stayed up until 1.30 when I really shouldn't have!
The fab addiction 🤦♂️
Your day sounds fun though "
It'll be more coffee and red bull on the drive to Chams later.
Good job I have a 40oz travel mug. And an iPod full of tunes for carpool karaoke........😇😇 |
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"My wife is on her second xmas bottle of baileys 
Just this morning? That's impressive 😂
Is she Scottish?
Dont be silly - it would be alcoholic iron bru
🤢"
Are you allowed to say that in a public forum - you might get banished
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By *bi HaiveMan 9 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"My wife is on her second xmas bottle of baileys
Just this morning? That's impressive 😂
Is she Scottish?
Dont be silly - it would be alcoholic iron bru
🤢
Are you allowed to say that in a public forum - you might get banished
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Buckfast latte. |
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"My wife is on her second xmas bottle of baileys
Just this morning? That's impressive 😂
Is she Scottish?
Dont be silly - it would be alcoholic iron bru
🤢
Are you allowed to say that in a public forum - you might get banished
"
Can't stand the stuff. Don't get me started on buckfast 😂 |
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"My wife is on her second xmas bottle of baileys
Just this morning? That's impressive 😂
Is she Scottish?
Dont be silly - it would be alcoholic iron bru
🤢
Are you allowed to say that in a public forum - you might get banished
Can't stand the stuff. Don't get me started on buckfast 😂"
Hahaha
Next you'll be saying you're allergic to Haggis and would make deep fried mars bars illegal |
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"My wife is on her second xmas bottle of baileys
Just this morning? That's impressive 😂
Is she Scottish?
Dont be silly - it would be alcoholic iron bru
🤢
Are you allowed to say that in a public forum - you might get banished
Can't stand the stuff. Don't get me started on buckfast 😂
Hahaha
Next you'll be saying you're allergic to Haggis and would make deep fried mars bars illegal "
Deep fried mars bars should be illegal! |
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"Feeling a little tender this morning after the works Xmas party. Can i pass on the Bailey's please and just take the coffee...... strong and in bed."
No problem at all, I think i need more assistance for bedroom trips or the mistletoe station will be unattended.
Any takers? |
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"On my second pint of coffee of the day.
Why was I still awake at 3.30am when I've an all day club trip today?
Oh for a normal sleep pattern.....🤦♂️🤦♂️😭😭"
I will look for the very tired looking fella propping up the bar later 😂 |
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"Feeling a little tender this morning after the works Xmas party. Can i pass on the Bailey's please and just take the coffee...... strong and in bed.
No problem at all, I think i need more assistance for bedroom trips or the mistletoe station will be unattended.
Any takers?"
Can I have more details on the above job role please? |
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"Good morning, baileys coffee anyone? It is kissmas month after all
You sure speak our language OP ☕️😘
Im multilingual
How do you like it? "
We like our multilingual seductresses playful, giggling and tipsy after too much Baileys 😉 |
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"Feeling a little tender this morning after the works Xmas party. Can i pass on the Bailey's please and just take the coffee...... strong and in bed.
No problem at all, I think i need more assistance for bedroom trips or the mistletoe station will be unattended.
Any takers?
Can I have more details on the above job role please? "
Person spec:
Outrageous flirt (don't be choosy it's Christmas, we need to make everyone feel special)
Firm but friendly- don't take any shit from anyone
There may be no breaks for 3-5 hours so you will need to have plenty of stamina.
Role and responsibilities:
Provide an excellent standard of service at all times, even when being plied with baileys.
Bedroom service - travelling back and forth to serve people in their rooms in a timely manner. Remember to give just enough but not too much
Multi tasker- you need to be ready under the mistletoe in case I'm otherwise engaged
This list is not exhaustive |
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"Feeling a little tender this morning after the works Xmas party. Can i pass on the Bailey's please and just take the coffee...... strong and in bed.
No problem at all, I think i need more assistance for bedroom trips or the mistletoe station will be unattended.
Any takers?
Can I have more details on the above job role please?
Person spec:
Outrageous flirt (don't be choosy it's Christmas, we need to make everyone feel special)
Firm but friendly- don't take any shit from anyone
There may be no breaks for 3-5 hours so you will need to have plenty of stamina.
Role and responsibilities:
Provide an excellent standard of service at all times, even when being plied with baileys.
Bedroom service - travelling back and forth to serve people in their rooms in a timely manner. Remember to give just enough but not too much
Multi tasker- you need to be ready under the mistletoe in case I'm otherwise engaged
This list is not exhaustive "
This sounds like a demanding job with a boss dedicating to making everyone enjoy themselves and I'm up for the challenge.
Where do I send my CV?
What's the uniform and when do I start if successful? |
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"Feeling a little tender this morning after the works Xmas party. Can i pass on the Bailey's please and just take the coffee...... strong and in bed.
No problem at all, I think i need more assistance for bedroom trips or the mistletoe station will be unattended.
Any takers?
Can I have more details on the above job role please?
Person spec:
Outrageous flirt (don't be choosy it's Christmas, we need to make everyone feel special)
Firm but friendly- don't take any shit from anyone
There may be no breaks for 3-5 hours so you will need to have plenty of stamina.
Role and responsibilities:
Provide an excellent standard of service at all times, even when being plied with baileys.
Bedroom service - travelling back and forth to serve people in their rooms in a timely manner. Remember to give just enough but not too much
Multi tasker- you need to be ready under the mistletoe in case I'm otherwise engaged
This list is not exhaustive
This sounds like a demanding job with a boss dedicating to making everyone enjoy themselves and I'm up for the challenge.
Where do I send my CV?
What's the uniform and when do I start if successful?"
Inbox please.....
Uniform, smart, sexy festive - bonus points for a nice pair of jeans. To start with at least.
Immediate start, I have a queue ... |
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"Feeling a little tender this morning after the works Xmas party. Can i pass on the Bailey's please and just take the coffee...... strong and in bed.
No problem at all, I think i need more assistance for bedroom trips or the mistletoe station will be unattended.
Any takers?"
I can put on my morning coat and do the full butler impression.
Yes, m’lady |
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"Feeling a little tender this morning after the works Xmas party. Can i pass on the Bailey's please and just take the coffee...... strong and in bed.
No problem at all, I think i need more assistance for bedroom trips or the mistletoe station will be unattended.
Any takers?
I can put on my morning coat and do the full butler impression.
Yes, m’lady"
That would be fabulous, thank you |
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"Feeling a little tender this morning after the works Xmas party. Can i pass on the Bailey's please and just take the coffee...... strong and in bed.
No problem at all, I think i need more assistance for bedroom trips or the mistletoe station will be unattended.
Any takers?
I can put on my morning coat and do the full butler impression.
Yes, m’lady
That would be fabulous, thank you "
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