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Men..what do you want for Xmas?
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"Never thought I'd be one of these people...
But you do genuinely want less the older you get as you'd buy it if you wanted it that badly. So I've asked for complete surprises this year! "
Very very true.
We buy each other things all year and if we want something we just buy it.
So mainly about the kids as there isn't much we want that we don't already have. However we tell people not to buy us stuff as it's usually nothing that we/want or need and don't have the room for it!
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 7 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"In order to maintain gender equality😁😘"
Oh. Well, in the interests of gender equality...
I prepared an extensive list on an older thread. It includes victoriana, new boots, lingerie and a nice man for stress relief. Be a doll and go find it, then pop it off to St.Nick for me? Oh, and if you could just mention to him that I said same arrangement as last year on Christmas Eve? Ta.
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By *r TriomanMan 7 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Find a TLA (Three Letter Abbreviation) for a minority but highly sort after group of women so that us men can put on our profiles that we are only looking for them and so that we can attend parties solely dedicated to them. |
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I would like please Life As No One Knows It: The Physics of Life's Emergence, by Sara Imari Walker (£20), and the Richard Burton Hamlet from 1964 on DVD (a lot more ££ and hard to get) pretty please thank you OP xx |
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A bougie cheeseboard and bottle of port.
Avec le chutneys and biscuits.
I am looking forward to gorging on cheese, films and playing board games. 😊
Maybe a bottle of Woodford Reserve too, if I have been particularly good and I am not on the naughty list.
oh and novelty reindeer antlers, obviously. |
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"I would like please Life As No One Knows It: The Physics of Life's Emergence, by Sara Imari Walker (£20), and the Richard Burton Hamlet from 1964 on DVD (a lot more ££ and hard to get) pretty please thank you OP xx"
Nice to see you are easy to buy for 🤣 |
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"I would like please Life As No One Knows It: The Physics of Life's Emergence, by Sara Imari Walker (£20), and the Richard Burton Hamlet from 1964 on DVD (a lot more ££ and hard to get) pretty please thank you OP xx
Nice to see you are easy to buy for 🤣"
That hurts 😤!
I'll just have a Freddo bar then  xxxx |
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"I would like please Life As No One Knows It: The Physics of Life's Emergence, by Sara Imari Walker (£20), and the Richard Burton Hamlet from 1964 on DVD (a lot more ££ and hard to get) pretty please thank you OP xx
Nice to see you are easy to buy for 🤣
That hurts 😤!
I'll just have a Freddo bar then xxxx"
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘
I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏"
Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say |
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"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘
I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏
Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say "
Come on Rag, that's a bit unfair and only half the story mate.
They go ballistic if you do do what they say....and also if you don't do what they say 
(How much will I pay for that  ) |
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘
I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏
Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say
Come on Rag, that's a bit unfair and only half the story mate.
They go ballistic if you do do what they say....and also if you don't do what they say
(How much will I pay for that )"
This is very true, it’s elite mind reader skills stuff. |
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"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘
I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏
Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say
Come on Rag, that's a bit unfair and only half the story mate.
They go ballistic if you do do what they say....and also if you don't do what they say
(How much will I pay for that )
This is very true, it’s elite mind reader skills stuff."
Mate - you should have let me take the punches for that one - you'll get them as well now you've agreed with me . |
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘
I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏
Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say
Come on Rag, that's a bit unfair and only half the story mate.
They go ballistic if you do do what they say....and also if you don't do what they say
(How much will I pay for that )
This is very true, it’s elite mind reader skills stuff.
Mate - you should have let me take the punches for that one - you'll get them as well now you've agreed with me ."
Nah been there.
‘Oh what do you mean you don’t remember me briefly ooooing at that thing 11 months ago whilst in the middle of a conversation with you about something else?’
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"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘
I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏
Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say "
Sure it is. Let's keep up those non-existent gender divides. Sigh. |
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘
I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏
Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say
Sure it is. Let's keep up those non-existent gender divides. Sigh. "
My bad |
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"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘
I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏
Dunno isn’t it just women that say ‘oh don’t get me anything’ and then go ballistic if you actually do what they say
Sure it is. Let's keep up those non-existent gender divides. Sigh.
My bad"
I get it. It's an easy joke to make. Feels like it's propping shit up though and the forums is already full of that nonsense. |
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"C'mon B, give me a clue! 🤣😘
I've given him memories he says. I think we all know this is a trap. 😏
Are you sure he didn’t say mammories…?
Well. Damn. 🤯"
Tie a bow round the girls Julie and you’re golden on Christmas morning 😊 Maybe pop a mince pie in the cleavage for the platinum service. |
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Hubby is a grown adult in a high pressure, risk laden job. Generally level headed, calm and dependable. Well educated and could be considered to have his shit together.
However his inner child seems to have arisen.
Has asked for Lego, an Australian Cadburys selection box and PS5 pro. he's 47..... |
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By *ags73Man 6 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Hubby is a grown adult in a high pressure, risk laden job. Generally level headed, calm and dependable. Well educated and could be considered to have his shit together.
However his inner child seems to have arisen.
Has asked for Lego, an Australian Cadburys selection box and PS5 pro. he's 47....."
Lego is fair enough. The creator sets for adults are great |
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Actually , socks will do 