Generally if it's a parroted phrase that could be used at anyone it's not going to open any doors with me.
Something contextually and situationally appropriate that makes me laugh is good. But that'll vary wildly by many many factors 💜 |
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"Generally if it's a parroted phrase that could be used at anyone it's not going to open any doors with me.
Something contextually and situationally appropriate that makes me laugh is good. But that'll vary wildly by many many factors 💜"
So original, funny and in the moment 😊 |
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Believe me this works
Mind I was in London
Divorced Irish bloke
Out few guys and yep wives with them all good .
Must been 5 couples and me
Well being on my own wives asking what type woman I like |
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Yes me again sorry about that .
Anyway hot woman at the bar with a group woman round her she being Queen bee . Early she was talking to another hot woman ( later found she was a relative) so I approach her and said I make a point of taking to the most attractive woman in the bar which she flicking her hair hardly looking at me then I followed up with the line
Do you want to here it |
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"On dating apps I usually go for an - admittedly wildly speculative and inevitably stupid - poem around the name
It doesn't work
Jenny Hunt's never forgiven you .
Or that young lady from China "
The one with the warm, wet....flannel?
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"On dating apps I usually go for an - admittedly wildly speculative and inevitably stupid - poem around the name
It doesn't work
Jenny Hunt's never forgiven you .
Or that young lady from China
The one with the warm, wet....flannel?
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😆 That’s the one! Poetry can be so sensitive. |
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"A guy introduced himself as Graham with an H. I said I wasn't planning on writing it down.
It worked. 🤷"
I introduced myself to a woman as Rick, with a silent P at the start.
That worked too, oddly 🤷. |
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I get chatted up in real life quite a lot.
"Can we have a selfie" took the biscuit in July this year. Poor teenage daughter had to take the photo. No permission requested, the mum just went for the cuddle. In fairness the mum had a nice energy, and was lumpy in all the right areas.
Was not in the mood due to her approach, so mentioned that I am married to shut her down. |
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