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Attract women by hyping up the supposed good points about yourself with zero actions or evidence to back it up.
Remember to be that kind of careful insulting that's supposed to lower their self esteem.
Remember to moisturise. Lonely tears aren't nearly as effective a lubricant as ideal for the amount of solo play you'll have to deal with 💜 |
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"Attract women by hyping up the supposed good points about yourself with zero actions or evidence to back it up.
Remember to be that kind of careful insulting that's supposed to lower their self esteem.
Remember to moisturise. Lonely tears aren't nearly as effective a lubricant as ideal for the amount of solo play you'll have to deal with 💜"
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By *bi HaiveMan 10 weeks ago
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona."
One of? 😮
You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔 |
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.
One of? 😮
You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔"
Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷♀️
Oh wait |
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.
One of? 😮
You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔
Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷♀️
Oh wait"
Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔 |
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.
One of? 😮
You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔
Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷♀️
Oh wait
Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔"
How many balls does he have, though? |
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.
One of? 😮
You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔
Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷♀️
Oh wait
Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔
How many balls does he have, though?"
Schrödinger's testicles. Big brass balls for all of his shit, but budgie smugglers picture seemed to indicate he wasn't packing much. Thinks fucking your wife is gay and western civilisation is cucked. Very based. Super cool  |
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.
One of? 😮
You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔
Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷♀️
Oh wait
Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔
How many balls does he have, though?"
None if I had my way… 😡 |
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona."
This could well result in lopsided bollyberry distribution. Blowing raspberries on furry things is very different to doing so on non furry things.
So remember to switch up which one it is now and again 💜 |
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.
One of? 😮
You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔
Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷♀️
Oh wait
Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔
How many balls does he have, though?
None if I had my way… 😡"
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.
One of? 😮
You're meant to have more than one?? 🤔🤔
Hitler only had one, he did ok 🤷♀️
Oh wait
Chicks dig Hitler. Tate says so. Listen to him 🤔
How many balls does he have, though?
Schrödinger's testicles. Big brass balls for all of his shit, but budgie smugglers picture seemed to indicate he wasn't packing much. Thinks fucking your wife is gay and western civilisation is cucked. Very based. Super cool "
Schrödinger’s testicles  |
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.
This could well result in lopsided bollyberry distribution. Blowing raspberries on furry things is very different to doing so on non furry things.
So remember to switch up which one it is now and again 💜"
Who is this that you reward with a ballsack raspberry? 😗 🌬️ I / We need to know. |
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"Gentlemen. Always leave one of your balls unshaven so that it can be a useful talking point during initial stages of intimacy. Give it a name and a persona.
This could well result in lopsided bollyberry distribution. Blowing raspberries on furry things is very different to doing so on non furry things.
So remember to switch up which one it is now and again 💜
Who is this that you reward with a ballsack raspberry? 😗 🌬️ I / We need to know. "
Anyone who'll let me 😂 |
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