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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships" What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? " Bend over and I'll show you 😂 | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships" Are you actually a Dr? | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Bend over and I'll show you 😂 " I need to see your diploma before I’m giving my 🍑 | |||
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"Where's the best place in the UK to live to meet Fab-Stars and get sex?" It's only for the Fabettes. He's here to guide them into the promise land. Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod. | |||
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"Where's the best place in the UK to live to meet Fab-Stars and get sex? It's only for the Fabettes. He's here to guide them into the promise land. Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod." You’re on form today ![]() | |||
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" He's here to guide them into the promise land. Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod." BEHOLD! THE HERO THAT NO-ONE ASKED FOR! | |||
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"What are you a Dr of, OP? Mrs TMN x" I’m guessing sex and relationship advice for women only 🤷♂️ | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships" What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? | |||
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" He's here to guide them into the promise land. Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod. BEHOLD! THE HERO THAT NO-ONE ASKED FOR!" Or wanted. A bit like Boris | |||
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"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!" If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice! | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? " You let him go on doing something you didn't like for that long or is this a made up story? | |||
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"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn! If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice! " You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? You let him go on doing something you didn't like for that long or is this a made up story?" Is 68 seconds long for you? | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? You let him go on doing something you didn't like for that long or is this a made up story? Is 68 seconds long for you?" For someone doing something to me that I don't like, yes | |||
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"What question would you most like to be asked on this thread OP? " Fire away | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships" All the fabberettaas come to me for the opinions and advice, they go to other more normal people for fab chat. Top tip | |||
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"Where's the best place in the UK to live to meet Fab-Stars and get sex? It's only for the Fabettes. He's here to guide them into the promise land. Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod. You’re on form today ![]() I'm off work and the devil makes work for idle hands. Don't mind me OP, my sarcasm is a defence mechanism through which I project my insecurities onto the world. I read it on BuzzFeed. Did you know you can work out which Harry Potter house you belong to from your Disney movie playlist? I'm Ravenclaw, that's why I wear a Dalmatian fur coat, whilst dueling evil Sheriffs to rescue foxy maids, from their wicked step-mothers. | |||
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"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn! If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice! You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women" Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them. Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women Cant get away from them. Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Bend over and I'll show you 😂 I need to see your diploma before I’m giving my 🍑" I've got a B-TEC , will that do? | |||
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"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈" What's your 3 favourite Disney movies? | |||
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"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn! If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice! You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them. Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women Cant get away from them. Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. " My advice to you is that you talk more than you listen | |||
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"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn! If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice! You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them. Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women Cant get away from them. Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. My opinion to you is that you talk more than you listen" FIFY | |||
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" Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. " That’s so true for me ![]() | |||
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"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈 What's your 3 favourite Disney movies?" Maleficent Fantasia 101 Dalmatians ... probably. | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? " Don't we just fake it by that point? ![]() | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? " Best comment i have read on Fab. | |||
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" Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. That’s so true for me ![]() Ohhhh I like that! I'm totally borrowing that. No I'm not thinking by brain is marinating your idea. 🤩😍 | |||
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"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈 What's your 3 favourite Disney movies? Maleficent Fantasia 101 Dalmatians ... probably. " Do I win a prize? ![]() | |||
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"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈 What's your 3 favourite Disney movies? Maleficent Fantasia 101 Dalmatians ... probably. " You're Ravenclaw too! | |||
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"I'm genuinely interested to hear this 'advice'" I can summarise: I have spare time. This is a made up story. Talk intimately to many women For someone I don't like, yes. I'll be back. Talk don't listen. | |||
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"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈 What's your 3 favourite Disney movies? Maleficent Fantasia 101 Dalmatians ... probably. You're Ravenclaw too!" Hmmmm. And here I thought I was in the House of Mordor. 🙄 | |||
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"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn! If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice! You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them. Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women Cant get away from them. Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. My advice to you is that you talk more than you listen" Oh I listen extremely well, my neurological condition holds me hostage to gather as much information as I can about what I'm being told, from a logical, emotional and empathetic place. Consider as many angles and situations before going in with any kind of "advice". | |||
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" Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. That’s so true for me ![]() 🤣🤣 that sounds so like my daughter. I get what Kai is saying, on a level. Although, in my experience women are more open to challenge, just less open to being advised directly. They will consider it, when it's offered as an alternative perspective. Men on the other hand on the surface will take advice, but seldom consider it further, if it doesn't align with their views. Far from being universal observation, but it is something I have noticed. | |||
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" Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. That’s so true for me ![]() I probably should have added "won't take advice especially from random stranger including those posing as professional on the internet" | |||
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"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈 What's your 3 favourite Disney movies? Maleficent Fantasia 101 Dalmatians ... probably. You're Ravenclaw too! Hmmmm. And here I thought I was in the House of Mordor. 🙄" Sorry BuzzFeed has spoken. You're going to have to recreate your identity now. You get a broom though! | |||
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"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn! If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice! You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them. Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women Cant get away from them. Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. My advice to you is that you talk more than you listen Oh I listen extremely well, my neurological condition holds me hostage to gather as much information as I can about what I'm being told, from a logical, emotional and empathetic place. Consider as many angles and situations before going in with any kind of "advice"." I wouldn’t worry. If you read his response as written, he’s telling you to talk more, listen less. Words of wisdom right there. | |||
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"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈 What's your 3 favourite Disney movies? Maleficent Fantasia 101 Dalmatians ... probably. You're Ravenclaw too! Hmmmm. And here I thought I was in the House of Mordor. 🙄 Sorry BuzzFeed has spoken. You're going to have to recreate your identity now. You get a broom though!" Oh. Meh, I cba. I'll practice cognitive dissonance and ignore BuzzFeed. Everyone else does. 😜 ![]() | |||
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"I've got to go soon but I'll read back when I can" Soon come back. | |||
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"Where's the best place in the UK to live to meet Fab-Stars and get sex?" I can answer this. According to my friends list and hotlist and general comings and goings I noticed on Fab. It's the Midlands. They are a fruity old bunch them lot. | |||
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"Satire surely " 🧐 | |||
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"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈 What's your 3 favourite Disney movies? Maleficent Fantasia 101 Dalmatians ... probably. You're Ravenclaw too! Hmmmm. And here I thought I was in the House of Mordor. 🙄 Sorry BuzzFeed has spoken. You're going to have to recreate your identity now. You get a broom though! Oh. Meh, I cba. I'll practice cognitive dissonance and ignore BuzzFeed. Everyone else does. 😜 ![]() I'm sure some old dead greek dude said that was the mark of a mature mind. Maybe he knew better than BuzzFeed. I may have to rethink my life. oh well, wouldn't be the first time 🍀 | |||
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"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!" Well God forbid anyone on another thread describing women as roadkill FFS! | |||
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"61 posts and one of them was an opinion to a non-fabbette. With ‘advice’ like that where are we all going wrong?! 😆" And the one above ⬆️ me asking for advice hours ago and receiving nothing. Disgraceful. | |||
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"Okay here is a question for you... How do you learn to deep throat? I personally dont like gagging on cock, especially when i can feel the bile rising and my eyes start to water. Surely thats not an attractive thing to witness! X" Sooooo, do we know the answer? 🤔 | |||
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"I would like some advice op, I just don't know where I'm going wrong." Have you tried not being you? | |||
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"I would like some advice op, I just don't know where I'm going wrong. Have you tried not being you? " I can't suppress this awesomeness Kai. | |||
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"I would like some advice op, I just don't know where I'm going wrong. Have you tried not being you? I can't suppress this awesomeness Kai." Well there you go. You clearly intimidate the men. They need less awesomeness, Becky. | |||
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"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick?? ![]() ![]() Maybe. My advice is try it on every dick you can. | |||
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"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick?? ![]() ![]() Volunteers to find out. Pick me…… ![]() | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships" Hi OP Long time listener, first time caller. What's the best way to let a boy know that his opinions are far less important to anyone else than they are to him, without causing a hissy fit? Wouldn't want to damage that relationship after all 💜 | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? " Society of Professional Arse pounding Naughty Kinksters | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? " The governing body is the NASUWT hope this helps ,they've had to curtail their involvement at this time however . | |||
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"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn! If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice! You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them. Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women Cant get away from them. Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. My advice to you is that you talk more than you listen" Advice would be telling him to talk more than listen. Your statement reads as an observation. Was that just a grammatically incorrect sentence or something else? ![]() | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. " Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. " She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/12/24 20:34:11]" Profile tip for J, use the right fucking profile. Love from J 🤣 | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!" A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? " Yell ..fire! As we all know that sort of vigorous action will cause sparks that will ignite the bedsheets 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏 | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() Well seen as the men aren't helping much how about a womans touch? Does she need tucking up in bed with her favourite snacks and a good old movie? Maybe some special attention? X | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() Forget what “she” needs! I’ll take that kind of treatment please. 😍😍😍 | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() Okay. Do you want me to run you a bubble bath first or are you going straight to bed? If you want I can brush your hair and give you a head massage. Normally helps me. X | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() Will you marry me? ![]() | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() ![]() Sorry baby, I'm already married, but we are here for a reason.... So go get in the bath. I will put the kettle on and get everything ready while you relax. Lets see if that pussy is still crying later. 😘 | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() ![]() Just to be clear, am I being pampered by both of you? 😍 | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() ![]() That was our intention, if thats okay with you. It really all depends on what you need right now. If 2 sets of hands would be more beneficial then they are all yours ☺️😘 | |||
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"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. " I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it | |||
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"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick?? ![]() ![]() I've made women orgasm by licking their nipples so probably | |||
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"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick?? ![]() ![]() I've orgasmed while licking a dick, so clearly it is. 😊 | |||
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"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick?? ![]() ![]() 🤔 Pahahahahhaahhaahaha Cough* The gift that keeps on giving | |||
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"Okay here is a question for you... How do you learn to deep throat? I personally dont like gagging on cock, especially when i can feel the bile rising and my eyes start to water. Surely thats not an attractive thing to witness! X" Dr X, did you answer this? | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? " Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body " Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. " I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships" How can I get a man to focus on things other than sex? Alright, I get that I'm a domestic goddess, but there are other tasks that need doing like picking up wet towels, cleaning, etc. Also, how do you encourage a man to take his shoes off before going upstairs? | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit" Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing. | |||
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"Yes please OP I’d like to know where I’m going wrong. " Nobody has that much time! | |||
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"I've taken so many notes I've had to bandage up my writing hand." I hope it's not your wanking hand. Prayers 🙏🏻 | |||
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"I've taken so many notes I've had to bandage up my writing hand. I hope it's not your wanking hand. Prayers 🙏🏻" well... shit 😫 | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing. " You come across as egotistical | |||
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"You come across as egotistical" Howling 😂 | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing. You come across as egotistical" Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing. You come across as egotistical" That sounds like the pot calling the kettle black 🤣🤣🙄 | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing. You come across as egotistical Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣" Bless you, my child 🙏🏻 | |||
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"You come across as egotistical Howling 😂" So am I, but I did just stub my toe ![]() | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing. You come across as egotistical Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bless you, my child 🙏🏻" And condescending | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing. You come across as egotistical Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bless you, my child 🙏🏻 And condescending " Apologies, but I can't spell that. It's too long a word. | |||
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"You come across as egotistical" Bellend 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that. I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing. You come across as egotistical Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bless you, my child 🙏🏻 And condescending " For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?! | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships" I think having seen your previous posts/replies most woman like myself would be happy if you kept your advice unless it is asked for ![]() | |||
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"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?!" Hey now. He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile. He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜 | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships I think having seen your previous posts/replies most woman like myself would be happy if you kept your advice unless it is asked for ![]() 🤔 Hmmm that seems like something somebody said earlier 😏 | |||
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"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?! Hey now. He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile. He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜" Haha, fair play to him. | |||
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"Irony is an amazing thing. " I don't enjoy that. Too hot and steamy. | |||
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"Is it true that cum is good for the skin, my husband's been giving me facials for years and my wrinkles ain't going anywhere?! Mrs " He may need to change his diet | |||
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"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?! Hey now. He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile. He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜" I'm not sure that's quite what Carl Rogers meant by the term. I'm pretty sure it's more when you think you've nailed it, it's probably time to think about what your blind spots are. A life's work, I believe was the way he put it. A way of being. | |||
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"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?! Hey now. He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile. He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜 I'm not sure that's quite what Carl Rogers meant by the term. I'm pretty sure it's more when you think you've nailed it, it's probably time to think about what your blind spots are. A life's work, I believe was the way he put it. A way of being. " Do you really believe it was intended as a positive comment Hans? 💜 | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() Unlike the OP I don't have qualifications, but I'd be happy to look at it for you. ![]() | |||
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"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?! Hey now. He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile. He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜 I'm not sure that's quite what Carl Rogers meant by the term. I'm pretty sure it's more when you think you've nailed it, it's probably time to think about what your blind spots are. A life's work, I believe was the way he put it. A way of being. Do you really believe it was intended as a positive comment Hans? 💜" Not at all I perceived it to be quite satirical in nature. I think with the resurgence of behaviourism in the field, it was worthy of a subtle bump, in a similar vein. A tip of the hat, if you will. | |||
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"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it" For a start...😂 Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend. | |||
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"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it For a start...😂 Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend. " To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() ![]() Well since the OP hasn’t given me any advice I’ll take you up on that ![]() | |||
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"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it For a start...😂 Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend. To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide " And if others have decided and already expressed their opinions in that direction? | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() ![]() ![]() Wait. But what's his stance on bollyberries? | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh now this is love to know! ![]() | |||
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"Will my vagina be ok? I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time! A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’d * | |||
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"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it For a start...😂 Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend. To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide " Do you get the play on words with the name? | |||
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"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it For a start...😂 Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend. To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide " Does your former PUA strategy involve negging? | |||
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"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it For a start...😂 Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend. To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide Does your former PUA strategy involve negging?" Definitely not | |||
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"^^^She's back ![]() ![]() Hide yo' kids*, hide yo' wife * Err, that could be read wrong. It's a quote, settle down 🤣 | |||
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"^^^She's back ![]() ![]() I've missed her!! 😍😍 | |||
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"^^^She's back ![]() ![]() She ducked! | |||
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"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it For a start...😂 Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend. To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide " As I said, it was suggested by a friend who did indeed use that exact phrase to describe me. It's also a play on words from a character in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I am attractive (some people think extremely) and I taste delicious. It's basically perfect for me. 😘 Although I am considering changing it to "Your Basic Nightmare" at the suggestion of another friend 😍 | |||
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"^^^She's back ![]() ![]() There's a murder case in classical Athens that plays on the double entendre of "crime" and "err". The charge is that the victim was hit by the accused's arrow "I didn't err (commit a crime), I hit my target!" | |||
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"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it For a start...😂 Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend. To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide " Well if we’re deciding usernames based on what others think…. | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? " Having spent time in the BDSM scene, I can assure you, whilst there may be no recognised body doling out qualifications, there is no shortage of ‘experts’ ready to guide and protect any female who expresses even the most tentative of interest in the lifestyle! | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Having spent time in the BDSM scene, I can assure you, whilst there may be no recognised body doling out qualifications, there is no shortage of ‘experts’ ready to guide and protect any female who expresses even the most tentative of interest in the lifestyle!" You spend enough time here, and you get told quite a lot about it too. I find self praise is rarely recommendation. | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships" Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() | |||
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"What is this silliness! Analyse me then doc" Your profile or your mind? | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() Too many words to bother to start | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() Wow... charming.... | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? " NVQ Levels 3 to 5 Spanking: Theory and Practice. | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() Don't ask a question that you may not like the answer | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() I mean you are supposedly offering advice then in response to someone biting you fob them off and choose not to by just being rude? Honestly besides trying to feed your already over inflated ego what was the point of this post? Even if the request was in jest which obviously it was - highly unlikely someone with your bio and attitude would have anything worth listening to ![]() | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() ![]() If someone asked me what I think of their CV and it had too many words. I wouldn't read it and then tell them it had too many words | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships" Well, OP, that’s 167 posts in this thread (your thread) and so far you have offered: 1 opinion to a man 1 comment saying “don’t change” (groundbreaking advice, that) And a couple of insults that were nothing to do with sex or relationships. That’s about 4-5 responses from you in your own offer of advice from a (self-appointed) intimacy supremo. Would you say your initiative has been a success? Or have you been called out as an egotistical and insubstantial bag of hot air? Please PM me your response so I can wordsmith it for you. Let’s not add to the public humiliation. | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Well, OP, that’s 167 posts in this thread (your thread) and so far you have offered: 1 opinion to a man 1 comment saying “don’t change” (groundbreaking advice, that) And a couple of insults that were nothing to do with sex or relationships. That’s about 4-5 responses from you in your own offer of advice from a (self-appointed) intimacy supremo. Would you say your initiative has been a success? Or have you been called out as an egotistical and insubstantial bag of hot air? Please PM me your response so I can wordsmith it for you. Let’s not add to the public humiliation." This is a different approach of pleading with men to pm you. No thanks | |||
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"What is this silliness! Analyse me then doc" Cause girls is players too | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() ![]() The OP said it wasn't negging, but all I see here is negging ![]() | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() ![]() ![]() Constructive criticism for those that asked for it | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok. | |||
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"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me ![]() ![]() ![]() You're welcome | |||
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"Constructive criticism for those that asked for it" I looked for constructive. Only saw criticism. I looked for advice to do with sex and relationships, and saw none 💜 | |||
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