How many would be in the orgy? What would be the ratio of men to women? Who cooked the Christmas dinner and are they a competent cook? Were we allowed seconds? How much alcohol was consumed?

Honestly Wonko, you need to give us more information in order for an informed response to be provided.

On that basis I will have to say I am out.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 11 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I think we would need a good long break after the meal. Boxing Day orgy, maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Just no

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By *midnight-Woman 11 weeks ago

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I'd just be sleeping after all that food

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 11 weeks ago

North West

I honestly don't think it would. Ever.

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By *ansoffateMan 11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Sorry the orgy didn't work out Wonko.

Mind if I take some kilted sausages home? It'd be a shame to waste them.

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By *he Silver FuxMan 11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

At least 24 hours later…

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan 11 weeks ago

Hastings

Would not happen as it would be 1000 guys to every lady might be more over a walk a thon

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By *ad NannaWoman 11 weeks ago

East London

Depends which forum and who attended.

If it was a buffet I wouldn't be able to eat anything.

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By *ony MannMan 11 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

Can we finish the cheese board first

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man 11 weeks ago

Ilford

I don't know, having looked at a few of the threads here, the more appropriate question, would be how long would it be before an argument started?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

"Can we finish the cheese board first"

Then the ladies will be asked to leave and the gentlemen will be entitled to a postprandial brandy and cigar

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

No, I think someone would mishear someone else's conversation and turn it into a misogyny/race/homophobic after dinner 'discussion' before you could even say 'hide the sausage'

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By *rReyMan 11 weeks ago

Fleet

"Had a mass Christmas dinner for us all how long would it be before it turned into an orgy?"

The starter would probably go cold

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple 11 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"I couldn’t have an orgy after a Christmas dinner.

A mass sleepathon, then yes - maybe!"

A snugglefest if you will... I'd be down for that! (Mrs)

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