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The kinkiest thing I've done today
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Is butter some bread. I know, not that exciting.
But not just any bread - the crusty endy bit of some nice crusty bread.
And not just a normal amount of butter. One could say.. too much butter. The bread probably thought that was enough butter.
But no. Piercing the soft flesh of the bready interior, you create so much more space for butter. Scoop butter, press in butter, repeat until the bread is stuffed in ways it may not have previously realised it could be stuffed.
And then, finally, bite - a nice big bite, butter oozing out everywhere. Chew, chew, then swallow.
It was good bread. And good butter. I enjoyed it.
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"I sucked all the chocolate off some malteasers earlier. I had to have a cold shower afterwards just to calm myself down a bit.
What happened to the honeycomb in the middle?"
Swallowed. |
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By *rRiosMan 11 weeks ago
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"I sucked all the chocolate off some malteasers earlier. I had to have a cold shower afterwards just to calm myself down a bit.
What happened to the honeycomb in the middle?
Swallowed. "
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By *r TriomanMan 11 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"When outside in my dressing gown; I was totally naked under it.
Kinky, or foolhardy?! Hard to decide  "
Both, it felt very kinky untill the wind picked up and threatened to reveal my man parts, it was at this point kinky turn to horror as the realisation that I risked exposing myself in public and ending up on some sort of register. |
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"When outside in my dressing gown; I was totally naked under it.
Kinky, or foolhardy?! Hard to decide
Both, it felt very kinky untill the wind picked up and threatened to reveal my man parts, it was at this point kinky turn to horror as the realisation that I risked exposing myself in public and ending up on some sort of register. "
I was chiefly concerned that your meat and two veg didn't freeze solid |
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By *r TriomanMan 11 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"When outside in my dressing gown; I was totally naked under it.
Kinky, or foolhardy?! Hard to decide
Both, it felt very kinky untill the wind picked up and threatened to reveal my man parts, it was at this point kinky turn to horror as the realisation that I risked exposing myself in public and ending up on some sort of register.
I was chiefly concerned that your meat and two veg didn't freeze solid "
That thought never even occurred to me I was to preoccupied with trying to make sure that said meat and two veg was seen by the public, I doubt that them being frozen would made much difference to the law however, had frost bite taken hold and those most precious of parts fallen off, I may well of ended up in a woman's prison. |
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"I sucked all the chocolate off some malteasers earlier. I had to have a cold shower afterwards just to calm myself down a bit.
What happened to the honeycomb in the middle?
Swallowed. "
Jesus Christ. That would definitely have got stuck on the way down for me. They're like marbles! |
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I put a bounty and galaxy caramel celebration together and ate them both. 🫦
Then I fantasised about the Cadbury's caramel bunny and her ribbon bow, wrapped up like a present.
I don't even have brand loyalty that's how deviant I am. |
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"Well we're 44 minutes in to the day and I've decided to edge the essay I'm writing, they'll have to wait for it
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Not sure the professor is gonna appreciate that interpretation of events, mind."
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