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It’s Saturday night, your plans have been cancelled and you’re stuck indoors with the poster above.
What are you doing with them?
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"It’s Saturday night, your plans have been cancelled and you’re stuck indoors with the poster above.
What are you doing with them?
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Gonna go wooden duck shopping |
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Going wood duck shopping, TV and pizza? |
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By *ChubsMan 12 weeks ago
West Midlands |
"Going wood duck shopping, TV and pizza?"
Tv, pizza & beers 🍻 |
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"Playing thumb wars "
making waffles
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Playing scrabble in front of the fire |
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"Playing scrabble in front of the fire "
Asking him to put ALL of his clothes on, like Joey in Friends |
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Try on stockings and do a fashion show |
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By *ChubsMan 12 weeks ago
West Midlands |
"Share a Baileys over ice  "
Snuggle up near a roaring log fire and make sure the camel toe is nice & warm  |
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Play the bongos on his bum cheeks |
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By *ChubsMan 12 weeks ago
West Midlands |
"Play the bongos on his bum cheeks "
Cheeky 😘 |
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Offer Reiki, for the cost of a coffee or a hug! Choice is yours! |
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Putting all my clothes on for you like a sexy reverse strip show. (Friends) |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
Hiding his clothes. |
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Just hanging out stuff…. Shhh none of your business nosey |
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"Just hanging out stuff…. Shhh none of your business nosey "
Asking again why Anakin couldn’t be a Master when he joined the Jedi council
Need answers. |
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"Film night  "
I’ll just pop myself in between you in my Oodie  |
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By *batMan 12 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Something sexual with all three of the people above please!
Gbat |
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"Film night
I’ll just pop myself in between you in my Oodie "
Think it has to be an 80's movie night... plus |
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By *batMan 12 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I'd miss him out to get to someone else.
Gbat |
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Clay pigeon shooting, followed by Bloody Marys on the terrace and a spot of lunch in the Orangery. |
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"Clay pigeon shooting, followed by Bloody Marys on the terrace and a spot of lunch in the Orangery."
All that while your stuck indoors. |
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"Game of hide and seek  "
All three of us - Boardgames and biscuits, then brandy and bed x |
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"Game of hide and seek "
You would find me every time lol |
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By *batMan 12 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I'd help Steve to broaden his picture portfolio.
Nero, I got married in The Orangery once!
Gbat |
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Send obscure porn links and watch his reaction |
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There's slways something fun to do when naughty minds get together |
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"Send obscure porn links and watch his reaction "
Now that sounds fun.. |
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"There's slways something fun to do when naughty minds get together "
I’d dress as a carrot and roll around on your front lawn |
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"There's slways something fun to do when naughty minds get together
I’d dress as a carrot and roll around on your front lawn"
Nobody would be expecting that 🤣 |
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"There's slways something fun to do when naughty minds get together
I’d dress as a carrot and roll around on your front lawn
Nobody would be expecting that 🤣"
A game of connect 6. It's like connect 4 but with 6. You have to drink a shit with every counter placed until there is a winner.
Naked and sitting in nettles. |
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That was a shot not a shit.
But maybe that's the next game |
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"That was a shot not a shit.
But maybe that's the next game"
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By *agondaMan 12 weeks ago
Witterings |
"That was a shot not a shit.
But maybe that's the next game
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Talk, relax, explore, enjoy … turn up the music to make certain we can’t hear the weather.. then see how stormy it gets |
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"That was a shot not a shit.
But maybe that's the next game"
So worried where that was going 😮😂 |
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"That was a shot not a shit.
But maybe that's the next game
So worried where that was going 😮😂"
It was the nettles wasn't it? |
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I'm currently watching a film;
Rebel Moon.  |
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By *batMan 12 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Polish our shotguns.
MissYB, send those links please, I'm interested!!
Gbat |
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"I'm currently watching a film;
Rebel Moon. "
Chatting about blue knickers |
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Fall asleep nestled in her boobies |
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"Bonk her, again."
I suppose I’m going to learn some etiquette and how to carry myself from this fine gentleman |
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Blow raspberries on his scrotum |
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Bonk her, thrice³ so nice, verily. |
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"Bonk her, thrice³ so nice, verily."
Have a coffee and cigar at a gentleman's club. |
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"I'm currently watching a film;
Rebel Moon.
Chatting about blue knickers "
That's a conversation I'd like to join. |
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"Bonk her, thrice³ so nice, verily.
Have a coffee and cigar at a gentleman's club."
Imma ummm, I dunno, ermm
Wanna watch like a movie and get d*unk or something 🤷🏻♂️ |
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Perusing Ann Summers online, listening to metal music. |
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"Perusing Ann Summers online, listening to metal music. "
The blue range of undies is very sexy.
Just saying |
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"Perusing Ann Summers online, listening to metal music.
The blue range of undies is very sexy.
Just saying "
Probably looking at blue underwear together to be fair |
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Probably drink enough to end up with the flat cap on my head |
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"Getting pissed  "
Put in a taxi and send home |
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By *W_RedMan 11 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Getting pissed
Put in a taxi and send home"
Ask him to get me one too |
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"Getting pissed
Put in a taxi and send home
Ask him to get me one too "
Give it an hour, I've opened the glavar |
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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Getting pissed
Put in a taxi and send home
Ask him to get me one too
Give it an hour, I've opened the glavar "
Get him to explain to me what glavar is?? |
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Have a reet good chat and a laugh, I reckon! |
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"Getting pissed
Put in a taxi and send home
Ask him to get me one too
Give it an hour, I've opened the glavar
Get him to explain to me what glavar is??"
Get the beers in time for a Mario Kart tournament. |
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By *W_RedMan 11 weeks ago
Manchester |
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Gin tasting masterclass. 🍸...🍸🍸²² |
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"[be bent over by poster at 08/12/24 00:07:37]"
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"[be bent over by poster at 08/12/24 00:07:37]"
Tickle her prostate |
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By *avin77Man 11 weeks ago
camberley |
"Picante pizza party "
Suck those nips |
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Uninstall Kik™ and install Telegram™ for him. |
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Dammit
G&T, just sin alcohol for me. |
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She loves "sin alcohol".......... ⬆️ |
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By *mf123Man 11 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Il wait till you fall asleep and put shaving foam in your hand |
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"Il wait till you fall asleep and put shaving foam in your hand"
we had it last night so I'm going for pints it's up to him if he wants to tag along
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Joining in for a pint |
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Also going for a pint with the group above. |
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You can’t go anywhere you are stuck indoors with the poster above. Stick to the script lol |
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Sending him out to pick up a curry.
Opening the door naked when he returns |
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"Sending him out to pick up a curry.
Opening the door naked when he returns "
Grabbing the curry and running...Yoink!!! |
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By *ir tootMan 11 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Eating the pinched curry "
Tickle her nipple.
I'm.not sure why that but.. oh well!  |
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"Eating the pinched curry
Tickle her nipple.
I'm.not sure why that but.. oh well! "
I suppose if I'm stuck with you Toots we better get that gin out and get under the duvet, it's freezing out! |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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Snuggles and spoon |
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"You can’t go anywhere you are stuck indoors with the poster above. Stick to the script lol"
No. We are going to the pub.
Just given the script a re-write. |
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"You can’t go anywhere you are stuck indoors with the poster above. Stick to the script lol
No. We are going to the pub.
Just given the script a re-write."
Explaining the importance of sticking to the rules |
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Oh wow. Well I think anything could happen after a couple of drinks! (Mrs) xx |
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"You can’t go anywhere you are stuck indoors with the poster above. Stick to the script lol
No. We are going to the pub.
Just given the script a re-write.
Explaining the importance of sticking to the rules "
Probably just sat watching Saturday night tv as they don’t want to meet single guys…in fact they’ve probably tied me to a chair and called the cops if I’m in their house  |
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"Oh wow. Well I think anything could happen after a couple of drinks! (Mrs) xx"
Explain how rugby is better than football while drinking, then strip poker then who knows |
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See if I can get his balls to swing side to side like Newton's Cradle |
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"See if I can get his balls to swing side to side like Newton's Cradle "
Teasing Mr by keeping her all to myself - to begin with anyway |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Banging her hubby while she mixes cocktails... 😁  |
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"Sending him out to pick up a curry.
Opening the door naked when he returns
Grabbing the curry and running...Yoink!!! "
Are you yelling piggy noises at me?? Bit rude |
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"Sending him out to pick up a curry.
Opening the door naked when he returns
Grabbing the curry and running...Yoink!!!
Are you yelling piggy noises at me?? Bit rude "
Sending her to fetch Miss YB then we can put in a vintage game of rugby from the 70s where Wales actually beat England.
Then naked twister. I can't play, I've got a sore back. MYB can bring a female friend to take my place. |
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"Sending him out to pick up a curry.
Opening the door naked when he returns
Grabbing the curry and running...Yoink!!!
Are you yelling piggy noises at me?? Bit rude "
Are you saying you don't know the internationally recognised sound of quickly grabbing something from someone....yoink! Have you never seen the Simpsons.... |
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Sitting back watching these two have a bust up lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"Sitting back watching these two have a bust up lol "
Join them for a deep fried Mars bar. |
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Probably have a pint and wait for it to all blow over |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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Joining in for a pint then for some fun under the Christmas tree. Tis the season to get jolly. |
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I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold |
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold"
Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants. |
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold
Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants. "
Ok but I’m coming with it |
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold
Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it "
Like a surprise ejaculation when we open the door? |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold
Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it
Like a surprise ejaculation when we open the door? "
Drinks,and compare notes about the guys on fab |
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold
Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it
Like a surprise ejaculation when we open the door?
Drinks,and compare notes about the guys on fab "
I'm up for that. I reckon I can get my woman's pants on have a glass of prosecco, go all giggly and go through the list (after the match) |
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold
Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it
Like a surprise ejaculation when we open the door?
Drinks,and compare notes about the guys on fab
I'm up for that. I reckon I can get my woman's pants on have a glass of prosecco, go all giggly and go through the list (after the match)"
I can’t unsee this now. 😂 like the movie Some Like it Hot 😂 |
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold
Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it
Like a surprise ejaculation when we open the door?
Drinks,and compare notes about the guys on fab
I'm up for that. I reckon I can get my woman's pants on have a glass of prosecco, go all giggly and go through the list (after the match)
I can’t unsee this now. 😂 like the movie Some Like it Hot 😂 "
I have a neat trick where I can puff out my belly to incredible proportions. Think Demi Moore on the cover of Vogue, pregnant.
Me doing that in my big girl pants. Talking about Fab men. Yes. Counting down the days.
Is it 😉 |
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"See if I can get his balls to swing side to side like Newton's Cradle "
Quite an interesting concept with only two balls. Probably very painful too tho |
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Nibbles and drinks |
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"Nibbles and drinks"
Slander everyone plus drinks
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Drinks and a flirt in front of the TV |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Drinks and a flirt in front of the TV "
Enjoy them drinking and flirting. |
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"Drinks and a flirt in front of the TV
Enjoy them drinking and flirting."
Comparing skull collections |
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"Drinks and a flirt in front of the TV
Enjoy them drinking and flirting.
Comparing skull collections "
Try to make him Jack Toasty |
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By *batMan 11 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I'm going to give him the camera whilst myself and MissYB play together for a few hours!
Thanks both!
Gbat |
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"I'm going to give him the camera whilst myself and MissYB play together for a few hours!
Thanks both!
Gbat "
It looks like I'm getting the snacks in then |
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By *batMan 11 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Well I do like an audience!
Gbat |
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By *batMan 11 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Man, that was fast!!!
Gbat |
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Jeez. We've done pizza and G&T. What more to do??
Maybe we can wrap Christmas presents. For my family, obviously |
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"Pints 🍺🍻"
I would drink some Bushmills out of his belly button |
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And I would take it from your mouth,  and place it in your bellybutton,,
For starters |
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By *batMan 11 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I would drink some Bellybuttonmills out of your bush!
Gbat |
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By *usurrusCouple 11 weeks ago
North West. |
"Pints 🍺🍻
I would drink some Bushmills out of his belly button "
Play Scrabble, drink wine, talk nonsense and eat snacks. |
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By *usurrusCouple 11 weeks ago
North West. |
"I would drink some Bellybuttonmills out of your bush!
Gbat "
Sorry, managed to post over you there.
You I would encourage to comfort my wife as I drank tea and prepared score cards. |
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"Snacks,, who said snacks, "
Go for a pint! |
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Can we all hang out at mind during the storm please? 🍺 🥃
That’s a lot of bellybuttons to drink out of. |
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"Can we all hang out at mind during the storm please? 🍺 🥃
That’s a lot of bellybuttons to drink out of. "
I'll bring the whiskey and 1 bellybutton |
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By *usurrusCouple 11 weeks ago
North West. |
"Can we all hang out at mind during the storm please? 🍺 🥃
That’s a lot of bellybuttons to drink out of. I'll bring the whiskey and 1 bellybutton "
Thank God, ours are innies! |
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There is only one problem here,,, |
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Me and Miss YB are both Ginger,, everyone else is in danger of being caught in the comic crossfire,, |
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I would like to catch the cascading Bushmills in my mouth whilst it’s poured over Mrs Susurrus’ breasts. |
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"I would like to catch the cascading Bushmills in my mouth whilst it’s poured over Mrs Susurrus’ breasts."
fffk this ,it's gone up a notch, breaking out the Middleton 21 yes, Bushmills ain't cutting the cheese anymore,
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"Me and Miss YB are both Ginger,, everyone else is in danger of being caught in the comic crossfire,, "
I’m a natural brunette but shhhhhh. Don’t tell anyone |
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"I would like to catch the cascading Bushmills in my mouth whilst it’s poured over Mrs Susurrus’ breasts."
I'll serve the drinks 🥃 |
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Begging to see their friends photos.... |
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By *batMan 11 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"I would drink some Bellybuttonmills out of your bush!
Gbat
Sorry, managed to post over you there.
You I would encourage to comfort my wife as I drank tea and prepared score cards. "
I've just seen your lovely profile. Yes please!
Ambassador, I'd get a pic of you on that bridge. Wait, what do you mean you were on that bridge??
Gb at |
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Bridge,, me,, I'm innocent I tell you I was neck deep in bellybutton, I swear |
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I’d sit naked on his lap drip feeding him the finest Irish whisky from my mouth |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
Just listen to him talking in that very sexy accent |
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"I’d sit naked on his lap drip feeding him the finest Irish whisky from my mouth "
that's a private room situation,, Middleton 21 ain't for just anyone,, , Ooooftt |
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"I’d sit naked on his lap drip feeding him the finest Irish whisky from my mouth that's a private room situation,, Middleton 21 ain't for just anyone,, , Ooooftt"
A man of taste I'd share my 27 year old redbreast with him |
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"I’d sit naked on his lap drip feeding him the finest Irish whisky from my mouth that's a private room situation,, Middleton 21 ain't for just anyone,, , Ooooftt
A man of taste I'd share my 27 year old redbreast with him"
I’m 40 but I’ll take the compliment |
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"I’d sit naked on his lap drip feeding him the finest Irish whisky from my mouth that's a private room situation,, Middleton 21 ain't for just anyone,, , Ooooftt
A man of taste I'd share my 27 year old redbreast with him
I’m 40 but I’ll take the compliment "
lol, make up your mind sexy lady, your either red or not lol |
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"I’d sit naked on his lap drip feeding him the finest Irish whisky from my mouth that's a private room situation,, Middleton 21 ain't for just anyone,, , Ooooftt
A man of taste I'd share my 27 year old redbreast with him
I’m 40 but I’ll take the compliment lol, make up your mind sexy lady, your either red or not lol"
I’m a 27 year old red head with a brunette lady garden. And nobody can take that away from me. |
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We’re totally knitting together |
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