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How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is
5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.
Mrs Average step forward please
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My dear chap, don't concern yourself with feminine semantics and their bodily vital statistics. Instead focus on the modern woman and all that she has to offer, for without them Fab would be a poorer place, even if they are average, mediocre or below-average. |
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"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is
5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.
Mrs Average step forward please
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But how cavernous is the average vag? Winkies are easily measured but who has shoved up a love tunnel their Helix Shatterproof?
Or is it measured by how long the echo lingers?
Or how many fizzy cola bottles it’ll fit? |
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"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is
5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.
Mrs Average step forward please
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Almost spot on except I'm definitely not size 16 |
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"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷♀️
You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......
I don't Mr Law 🤔
Average.
I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest  "
If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over? |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷♀️
You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......
I don't Mr Law 🤔
Average.
I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest
If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?"
What size are below average feet? I could probably totter about alright on sizes 4's. |
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"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷♀️
You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......
I don't Mr Law 🤔
Average.
I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest
If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?"
I have above average sized boobs and below average sized feet. Staying upright is a constant challenge. 😔 |
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"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is
5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.
Mrs Average step forward please
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Finally something I'm above average with 😂  |
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By *r.XratedMan 12 weeks ago
Liverpool/New York |
"Size 6 feet? The trans must have distorted these stats
Most trans women I know have smaller feet than me.
I am, uh, a long way from any of those averages 💜"
What size feet? If you’re above 5 don’t bother replying |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷♀️
You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......
I don't Mr Law 🤔
Average.
I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest
If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?
I have above average sized boobs and below average sized feet. Staying upright is a constant challenge. 😔"
I have below average boobs and average sized feet and I have problems staying upright, especially in heels. |
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"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷♀️
You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......
I don't Mr Law 🤔
Average.
I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest
If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?
I have above average sized boobs and below average sized feet. Staying upright is a constant challenge. 😔
I have below average boobs and average sized feet and I have problems staying upright, especially in heels."
Heels! Heels are my nemesis. 😭 There is a video of me practising that had a friend fearing for my safety. 😂 |
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"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷♀️
You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......
I don't Mr Law 🤔
Average.
I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest
If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?
I have above average sized boobs and below average sized feet. Staying upright is a constant challenge. 😔"
But you have a lovely counter ballance to the above average boots so the small feet are OK. |
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"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is
5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.
Mrs Average step forward please
Height - Taller, so above average.
Weight- lighter, so under average
Feet - bigger so above average
Boobs - smaller so under average.
Dress size - below average
So overall am I average?
🤷♀️"
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"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is
5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.
Mrs Average step forward please
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I'm 5ft 6in
I weigh WAY more than 11st
Size 8 feet
Dress size 16/18
36FF or occasionally G (but I don't wear bras anymore so they might have changed tbf).
I'm soooooooo not average  |
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