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By *enk15 OP Man 12 weeks ago
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You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)
But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.
Are you in or out? |
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"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)
But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.
Are you in or out?"
Ooh yeah I'm in |
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By *enk15 OP Man 12 weeks ago
Evesham |
"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)
But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.
Are you in or out?
Ooh yeah I'm in "
But what if the Octopus tells me you think I'm a twat  |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)
But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.
Are you in or out?
Ooh yeah I'm in
But what if the Octopus tells me you think I'm a twat "
I will bring earplugs, don't worry 😘😘 |
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By *enk15 OP Man 12 weeks ago
Evesham |
"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)
But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.
Are you in or out?
Ooh yeah I'm in
But what if the Octopus tells me you think I'm a twat
I will bring earplugs, don't worry 😘😘"
Sweet! I'll bring the smiles  |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)
But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.
Dude…… what are you smoking right now!!!! Sexual octopus?😂😂🤪
Are you in or out?"
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By *enk15 OP Man 12 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Psychic octopus?
Stuff my human partners.
I'm getting married!
Wait... are you going to nail the octopus?
It's a fucking PSYCHIC octopus.
Nail, marry, and have babies!"
Can I be a flower girl at the wedding please? |
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"Psychic octopus?
Stuff my human partners.
I'm getting married!
Wait... are you going to nail the octopus?
It's a fucking PSYCHIC octopus.
Nail, marry, and have babies!
Can I be a flower girl at the wedding please?"
 Yup  |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Psychic octopus?
Stuff my human partners.
I'm getting married!
Wait... are you going to nail the octopus?
It's a fucking PSYCHIC octopus.
Nail, marry, and have babies!
Can I be a flower girl at the wedding please?
Yup "
Can I shag the flower girl and groom? |
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"Psychic octopus?
Stuff my human partners.
I'm getting married!
Wait... are you going to nail the octopus?
It's a fucking PSYCHIC octopus.
Nail, marry, and have babies!
Can I be a flower girl at the wedding please?
Yup
Can I shag the flower girl and groom?"
Yes, but not in front of my octowife.
She's not monogamous, but, you know.
Bit of decorum  xxxx |
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Illithids, gorgons...
It's like someone reached inside the recesses of my mind and vomitted my fantasies onto the page.
All I need now is Helen Mirren as Morgana, writhing and breathing smoke everywhere. |
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