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Their foof wasn't used as overflow parking for double-decker buses.
And....go  . |
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"Their foof wasn't used as overflow parking for double-decker buses.
And....go ."
Only if they developed breasts and a vagina  |
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"Their foof wasn't used as overflow parking for double-decker buses.
And....go .
Only if they developed breasts and a vagina "
I've pulled 👊.
Sort of 😁. |
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By *enk15Man 11 weeks ago
Evesham |
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I've pulled 👊.
Sort of 😁."
If only their eye wasn't boring a hole into my soul. |
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Only if they stop fucking Christmas toys haha ✌️ |
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"Their foof wasn't used as overflow parking for double-decker buses.
And....go .
Only if they developed breasts and a vagina "
I'd shag PlayfullSam if only he hadn't shrivelled up so much by being in that pool for months (years even  ). He looks like a sex walnut 😊.
Next poster - choose Denk rather than me  . |
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Bollocks - I meant just choose someone not yet chosen  |
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"Bollocks - I meant just choose someone not yet chosen "
I would not. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
...he didn't have an upside down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳 |
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"...he didn't have an upside down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳"
She had a vagina.
True story too.
Davina's awesome ❤️💙. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"...he didn't have an upside down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳
She had a vagina.
True story too.
Davina's awesome ❤️💙."
... I had a vagina.
(Well, I can't disagree 😏) |
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"...he didn't have an upside-down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳
She had a vagina.
True story too.
Davina's awesome ❤️💙.
... I had a vagina.
(Well, I can't disagree 😏) "
I can't find any impediment |
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By *ir tootMan 11 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
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By *ir tootMan 11 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"...he didn't have an upside-down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳
She had a vagina.
True story too.
Davina's awesome ❤️💙.
... I had a vagina.
(Well, I can't disagree 😏)
I can't find any impediment "
I could remember what j wanted to ask them first. |
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"...he didn't have an upside-down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳
She had a vagina.
True story too.
Davina's awesome ❤️💙.
... I had a vagina.
(Well, I can't disagree 😏)
I can't find any impediment I could remember what j wanted to ask them first. "
…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration.
Mrs TMN x |
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"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration.
Mrs TMN x"
If only they didn’t live in the Arctic! |
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"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration.
Mrs TMN x
If only they didn’t live in the Arctic! "
Stuff and nonsense, it’s balmy up here today. |
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By *.T.Man 11 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration.
Mrs TMN x
If only they didn’t live in the Arctic! "
If he had been born a woman and stayed that way |
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"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration.
Mrs TMN x
If only they didn’t live in the Arctic!
If he had been born a woman and stayed that way "
Damn!
His profile says he won't shag nutters!
Oh...and he has a willy . |
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"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration.
Mrs TMN x
If only they didn’t live in the Arctic!
If he had been born a woman and stayed that way
Damn!
His profile says he won't shag nutters!
Oh...and he has a willy ."
I've actually had that Nicky Klunge fella.
He's fucking shit  . |
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His penis fell of and his moobs were a little less hairy  |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
His cock was made of solid gold |
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"His cock was made of solid gold"
If she’ll accept silver alloy. |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"His cock was made of solid gold
If she’ll accept silver alloy. "
If he kept his socks on  |
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"Sings a Christmas song to me "
Cooks me a steak  |
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Her nipples weren't actually made of tinsel  |
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"Her nipples weren't actually made of tinsel "
if she let me slide it inside as she begs for more |
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"Her nipples weren't actually made of tinsel if she let me slide it inside as she begs for more"
He had a penis instead of extra hands 😭 |
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"She was a natural red head "
She wasn’t so boney |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"She was a natural red head
She wasn’t so boney "
If he didn't have 666 after his name |
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"She was a natural red head
She wasn’t so boney
If he didn't have 666 after his name "
They weren't so far away |
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"She was a natural red head
She wasn’t so boney
If he didn't have 666 after his name
They weren't so far away"
He was a woman |
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I lived in a parallel, upside down universe |
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She would come down to the big smoke |
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Spoke 14 languages and could do a backflip. I just can’t seem to find a guy who can  |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"Spoke 14 languages and could do a backflip. I just can’t seem to find a guy who can "
Had a penis |
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"Spoke 14 languages and could do a backflip. I just can’t seem to find a guy who can "
If only she didn’t have a blank heart for a face |
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"Spoke 14 languages and could do a backflip. I just can’t seem to find a guy who can "
Mange tout rodney mange tout. |
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If they didn't laugh so loudly |
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"If they didn't laugh so loudly "
if they weren't on the other side of the Irish sea |
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If only his pants were more funky. |
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By *mf123Man 11 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
I wanted to have sex anymore |
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"If only his pants were more funky. "
If I could keep up with the memes |
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"If only his pants were more funky. "
that can be arranged |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only he would put on his silly socks on. |
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only he would put on his silly socks on."
if she would let me
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only he would put on his silly socks on. if she would let me "
I'm not into men
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By *ir tootMan 11 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only he would put on his silly socks on. if she would let me I'm not into men "
Id shag the person above if only everyone else played the game like him.😊 |
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I’d shag the person above if only he was female! |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
If only he was a little older |
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By *rettyflamingoWoman 11 weeks ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
Only if he had a slightly bigger cock |
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"She squirted for me "
He was a woman |
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"If he lived closer "
If size didn’t matter |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"If he lived closer
If size didn’t matter "
If he was closer |
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"If he lived closer
If size didn’t matter
If he was closer"
If age wasn't an issue |
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"If he lived closer
If size didn’t matter
If he was closer"
.. not if, when …stunning lady |
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"If he lived closer
If size didn’t matter
If he was closer
.. not if, when …stunning lady "
Yes closer |
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If they looked like Ryan Reynolds |
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"If they looked like Ryan Reynolds "
If she let her guard down. |
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"If they looked like Ryan Reynolds "
if o
If I was only that lucky .. |
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"Just simply, if only "
I hadn’t cum all over her profile pic already .l |
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"Just simply, if only
I hadn’t cum all over her profile pic already .l"
👏👏👏 |
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By *ossssMan 11 weeks ago
North East of England |
My dick was big enough |
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Thats an offer that i would never let it slide away |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"Thats an offer that i would never let it slide away"
He was alot closer |
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"If only she was closer "
If his cock was straighter x |
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"Thats an offer that i would never let it slide away
He was alot closer"
If she was bi |
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I could borrow his wife
I have a lot of housework that needs doing |
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"I could borrow his wife
I have a lot of housework that needs doing "
Naked ? |
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By *j1981Man 11 weeks ago
cork |
If tights had gusset ripped out of them... |
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By *heelerMan 11 weeks ago
Northants |
"I could borrow his wife
I have a lot of housework that needs doing
Naked ? "
I'd shaggy her anyway she wanted |
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"I could borrow his wife
I have a lot of housework that needs doing
Naked ?
I'd shaggy her anyway she wanted"
If they both ripped out my gusset and spunked all over me |
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Any and every day of the week. Sucker for a beautiful peachy bum. Yum |
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I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they know how to do up there jeans. |
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they know how to do up there jeans."
If they Gave me a Chance |
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they know how to do up there jeans.
If they Gave me a Chance"
I'd shag the person above, if only they were a gorgeous bi woman x
Mrs x |
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By *enk15Man 11 weeks ago
Evesham |
"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they know how to do up there jeans.
If they Gave me a Chance
I'd shag the person above, if only they were a gorgeous bi woman x
Mrs x"
if only they'd stop begging me to |
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He lost the budgie smugglers, grew a vagina and norks. |
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He lost the budgie smugglers, grew a vagina and norks."
If he was Miss Bella or Raven |
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He lost the budgie smugglers, grew a vagina and norks."
I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only he lets me have his nutcracker. |
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they know how to do up there jeans.
If they Gave me a Chance
I'd shag the person above, if only they were a gorgeous bi woman x
Mrs x
if only they'd stop begging me to"
But please!
Mrs x |
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE,"
^ … if only I was invited! |
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE,
^ … if only I was invited!"
If he brought along a partner |
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE,
^ … if only I was invited!"
If only he wasn’t wearing his rose tinted glasses |
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By *inkShyWoman 11 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"I'd shag the person ABOVE,
If only he wasn’t wearing his rose tinted glasses "
If I was a kinky librarian. |
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"She would let me "
His penis wasnt the length of 3 ends on end and he wasnt a man |
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"She would let me
His penis wasnt the length of 3 ends on end and he wasnt a man"
He wasn't so damn far away lol |
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"She would let me
His penis wasnt the length of 3 ends on end and he wasnt a man
He wasn't so damn far away lol"
She promised to wear the red bra |
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By *j1981Man 11 weeks ago
cork |
Waved a magic wand and created a smooth box |
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Again, they looked like Ryan Reynolds. |
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"Again, they looked like Ryan Reynolds. "
If THEY looked like Ryan Reynolds *
*not true, we’d shag you with no ifs or buts |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 11 weeks ago
Trowbridge |
"Again, they looked like Ryan Reynolds.
If THEY looked like Ryan Reynolds *
*not true, we’d shag you with no ifs or buts "
They were both hairy, hot men |
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"Again, they looked like Ryan Reynolds.
If THEY looked like Ryan Reynolds *
*not true, we’d shag you with no ifs or buts
To far away
They were both hairy, hot men"
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I knew what they were trying to say |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 11 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
If he was straight |
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"Not a fan sorry "
If he was female |
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"Not a fan sorry
If he was female "
If he was closer |
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He changed his name to Dolores and had a fanny that could hum La Marseillaise. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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He wasn't bitey...much |
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"She’d wear boxing gloves"
Whilst he would be wearing just a pair of long satin red gloves 🔥 |
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"She’d wear boxing gloves
Whilst he would be wearing just a pair of long satin red gloves 🔥"
If I wore gloves 😂 |
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By *vaRose43Woman 10 weeks ago
Forest of Dean |
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By *vaRose43Woman 10 weeks ago
Forest of Dean |
They had more to their profile |
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They message me and tell me how to get to them for some fun xx |
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"She’d wear boxing gloves
Whilst he would be wearing just a pair of long satin red gloves 🔥"
I’d wear em for u |
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By *ir tootMan 10 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"They lived closer"
If they made a delicious pie. 😋 |
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By *ir tootMan 10 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"If she Want's "
if he was the king of England |
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If he didn't get the Christmas lights so tangled up. 💡🎄 |
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"I'd shag the person above"
I think he's a thoroughly lovely chap, but I can't do the bepenised.
And his profile pic looks a bit like a perpendicular Xmas turkey...which is distracting |
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I'd shag the person only if my my hubby can watch |
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"I'd shag the person only if my my hubby can watch "
👌👌👌👍 |
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"I'd shag the person only if my my hubby can watch "
I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they tell me the names of their fish xx |
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"I’d let him shag me xx"
It's a truly lovely bum. If only it came with a vagina and boobies, I'd be sold ✔️.
That's a me thing, not a him thing . |
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If only.....I was blind and he was a beautiful woman with long dark hair and big boobies (no beard obviously) |
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"If only.....I was blind and he was a beautiful woman with long dark hair and big boobies (no beard obviously)"
I've just "nul points" at the Sex Eurovision .
Next poster - skip me for the last person not yet "shagged, if only" please. |
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"If only.....I was blind and he was a beautiful woman with long dark hair and big boobies (no beard obviously)"
If only I was bi… but I’m not, so I wouldn’t but to play the game if only they were willing. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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20 years younger |
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If she was interested .. no reason not to . |
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"If she was interested .. no reason not to ."
If he lived closer |
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By *9Karm69Man 10 weeks ago
plymouth/chesterfield |
"If she was interested .. no reason not to .
If he lived closer "
If they were looking for a single bloke |
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He could just shag me anyway xx |
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Why not!! Every hole is a goal. |
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he was the last woman on the earth |
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