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By *ary69321Man 7 weeks ago
Newcastle upon tyne |
A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods, the bear says to the rabbit, excuse me do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur, the rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit. |
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"Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer
That’s the first time I’ve heard that and it was really good
I don't think I understand.  "
There was a series on not long ago called baby reindeer about a stalker. |
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"Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer
That’s the first time I’ve heard that and it was really good
I don't think I understand.
There was a series on not long ago called baby reindeer about a stalker. "
Oh I see. At least there's a reason I didn't understand the joke. |
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"Tell me your best Christmas cracker joke or any joke
Sadiq khan getting a knighthood in the New Years Honours list.
What a joke.
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Start a petition I think that one would get more than 3 million signatures! |
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"Tell me your best Christmas cracker joke or any joke
Sadiq khan getting a knighthood in the New Years Honours list.
What a joke.
Start a petition I think that one would get more than 3 million signatures!"
Perhaps Tom is working on it as we speak |
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"What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frogs fingers
Where the heck did you get those Christmas crackers?  "
Sorry just seen the Christmas cracker part, my bad, would make for a great cracker joke though right  |
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