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A Zombie apocalypse has just happened, what are you going to do?
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Find couple swords a cross bow and fuck loads of tin food. Pointless having fun your run out bullets. I’d also find a doctor or nurse to be my partner. Find a prison as or mental home doors can be unlock and closed press button and also have lots route to escape from. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over
Obviously.
Fantastic answer if I must say so "
It’s the most sensible thing to do. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over
Obviously.
Beat me to it  "
To the tune of Don't Stop Me Now? |
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"What kind of zombies are they? It matters! true, are they 28 days later, ragey style or shambling Shaun of the dead style
To spice things up. Let's go with 28 days/weeks later type zombies "
Well I won't last long, I'm not fast lol |
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May as well accept it.
I’m gonna be a 🧟.
There’s no getting away from it, given the choice of the misery that is trying to survive vs aimless meanderings, munching brains,and decay. I’ll take the decay. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Embrace the idea of becoming one and live the dream. 🧟
Is it your lifelong dream to become a zombie??"
I feel somewhat halfway there already, so might as well. 😂 |
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"Get really pissed and go dogging haha
Careful. Don't want you getting attacked by some horny zombies with your knob hanging out "
Imagine being just bitten and not eaten. Doomed to spend eternity with your cock out |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Get really pissed and go dogging haha
Careful. Don't want you getting attacked by some horny zombies with your knob hanging out
Imagine being just bitten and not eaten. Doomed to spend eternity with your cock out "
Seems like it would suit many of the fellas here anyway lol. |
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"Get really pissed and go dogging haha
Careful. Don't want you getting attacked by some horny zombies with your knob hanging out
Imagine being just bitten and not eaten. Doomed to spend eternity with your cock out
Seems like it would suit many of the fellas here anyway lol."
Haha that's true |
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Ooohhh....I'm up for this.
I'm a little bit ambidextrous, so I'm going to go on a mahoosive zombie killing spree, splattering their brainboxes with a tennis racquet in my right hand (Wilson, obvs), and a katana in the left.
I'll have a rucksack on my back with enough crisps, porkpies, and water to last me a couple of days.
What's the number to beat OP?
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By *HUSH-Man 12 weeks ago
London |
"What kind of zombies are they? It matters! true, are they 28 days later, ragey style or shambling Shaun of the dead style
To spice things up. Let's go with 28 days/weeks later type zombies "
Rule # 1 for surviving Zombieland: Cardio! |
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"Ooohhh....I'm up for this.
I'm a little bit ambidextrous, so I'm going to go on a mahoosive zombie killing spree, splattering their brainboxes with a tennis racquet in my right hand (Wilson, obvs), and a katana in the left.
I'll have a rucksack on my back with enough crisps, porkpies, and water to last me a couple of days.
What's the number to beat OP?
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Are you okay to beat 100 zombies? |
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By *abluesbabyMan 12 weeks ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
Steal a nuclear submarine and moor it 200 miles off the Falklands.
That's after I've been to the local shopping centre whilst the remnants of the Black Friday sales are still on and try and work out which are the zombies and which are the shoppers.
Wish me luck with the latter! |
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Not a lot really. From what I have seen in a zombie film, all they do is amble along straight legged with their arms out in front so they would be easy to get away from by just doing a steady walk in the opposite direction |
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"I have been preparing for this since I was a kid I'm pretty confident I can survive
Which weapons would you use?"
I'd try to salvage a sword of some kind failing that I'd go all negan and make myself a Lucille really no point going for big guns here in the UK as without knowing where to go getting ammo and such is difficult not impossible but difficult and not worth the risk when a bat and some nails or barbed wire together will be of alot more use no need to maintain no ammo and easy to swing the swords just for those up close decapitations |
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As a chunky middle aged woman with no practical skills and being depend on medicine to live, I’d accept my demise and try to go out on a bang. Or a group bang. Either way, plenty of banging please - party at Trixie’s, bring a friend! |
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"As a chunky middle aged woman with no practical skills and being depend on medicine to live, I’d accept my demise and try to go out on a bang. Or a group bang. Either way, plenty of banging please - party at Trixie’s, bring a friend! "
I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣 |
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"As a chunky middle aged woman with no practical skills and being depend on medicine to live, I’d accept my demise and try to go out on a bang. Or a group bang. Either way, plenty of banging please - party at Trixie’s, bring a friend!
I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣"
Welcome! 🥂🍾😈 Boob squeezing is encouraged |
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"I have been preparing for this since I was a kid I'm pretty confident I can survive
Which weapons would you use? I'd try to salvage a sword of some kind failing that I'd go all negan and make myself a Lucille really no point going for big guns here in the UK as without knowing where to go getting ammo and such is difficult not impossible but difficult and not worth the risk when a bat and some nails or barbed wire together will be of alot more use no need to maintain no ammo and easy to swing the swords just for those up close decapitations "
Plenty legal ammo in UK if you're licensed and authorised and many also re-load for precise accuracy  |
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"As a chunky middle aged woman with no practical skills and being depend on medicine to live, I’d accept my demise and try to go out on a bang. Or a group bang. Either way, plenty of banging please - party at Trixie’s, bring a friend!
I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣
Welcome! 🥂🍾😈 Boob squeezing is encouraged "
Excellent xx  |
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"As a chunky middle aged woman with no practical skills and being depend on medicine to live, I’d accept my demise and try to go out on a bang. Or a group bang. Either way, plenty of banging please - party at Trixie’s, bring a friend!
I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣"
I’ll be round trixies |
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"As a chunky middle aged woman with no practical skills and being depend on medicine to live, I’d accept my demise and try to go out on a bang. Or a group bang. Either way, plenty of banging please - party at Trixie’s, bring a friend!
I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣
I’ll be round trixies "
Everyone who’s anyone is coming - I mean that literally and euphemistically 😈 |
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I’m a zombie obsessed. I’ve watched pretty much everything I can find on them. My plan is exact. I know exactly what to do and what not to do. I’ll be the last one standing. Unless I lose my glasses and then I’m fucked.
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"I have been preparing for this since I was a kid I'm pretty confident I can survive
Which weapons would you use? I'd try to salvage a sword of some kind failing that I'd go all negan and make myself a Lucille really no point going for big guns here in the UK as without knowing where to go getting ammo and such is difficult not impossible but difficult and not worth the risk when a bat and some nails or barbed wire together will be of alot more use no need to maintain no ammo and easy to swing the swords just for those up close decapitations
Plenty legal ammo in UK if you're licensed and authorised and many also re-load for precise accuracy "
I sadly won't ever be licensed because of my ADHD |
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By *opinovMan 11 weeks ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"I shall hide away in my secret fortified camp in my remote forest with a few select friends, where we'll spend the rest of our lives getting stoned and fucking eachother senseless.
In!! "
I've saved you a space!  |
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think i'd find one of those nice underwater restaurants to hole up in - the view and food will be good. it's bound to have a telly and a phone too.
and at least a cautionary note for the ladies - if you're going to try out zombie sex, at least make sure they do it properly and shag you before they chew your neck out and face off. asking them to go down on you first would seem to be a pointless exercise in my mind. |
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Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night. |
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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
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"Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night."
Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔 |
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"Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night.
Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔"
I kinda like yours, but I'll watch from a distance,
And No1 rule of Zombie apocalypse, you don't have to be the fastest,just don't be the slowest lol |
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"Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night.
Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔"
not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night |
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"Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night.
Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔
not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night"
na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol |
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"Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night.
Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔
not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol "
doesn't matter, it's built to withstand ocean pressures, so they can zombie killer shark nose bump it all they like. |
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"Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night.
Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔
not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol
doesn't matter, it's built to withstand ocean pressures, so they can zombie killer shark nose bump it all they like."
but you can't get out????? It's a one way system |
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"Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night.
Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔
not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol
doesn't matter, it's built to withstand ocean pressures, so they can zombie killer shark nose bump it all they like. but you can't get out????? It's a one way system "
and nothing get's in. besides i'd have built a gatehouse entrance to defend the terra firma section from. in any event - it's the lezza zombies that are the worst - they don't just try to eat you - they'll try to simon pegg ya hahahaha |
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"Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night.
Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔
not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol
doesn't matter, it's built to withstand ocean pressures, so they can zombie killer shark nose bump it all they like. but you can't get out????? It's a one way system
and nothing get's in. besides i'd have built a gatehouse entrance to defend the terra firma section from. in any event - it's the lezza zombies that are the worst - they don't just try to eat you - they'll try to simon pegg ya hahahaha"
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or maybe got bitten off when they were turned 