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What nicknames did you have four teachers when you were at school? We had...
'Piggy' Brown,
'Rambo' Jewell,
'Stumpy' Jones,
'Bippy' Duke,
'Morphy' Richards (that was my favourite)
'BS' Overton
and probably others I've forgotten. |
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"Our deputy head was 'plug' because of the size of his ears.
Think it came from the Dandy or the Beano. (Comics for the young ones!!)"
We had similar, big wars but his nickname was 'Jodders', short for Jodrell Bank  |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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We had a PE teacher who's nickname was "Strawberries" as there were rumours of him and another guy being caught shagging in a field whilst Strawberry picking during his teacher training days.
The kids at the school would shout "Strawberries!" at him and run off, and he got that wound up about it that he physically assaulted one pupil who shouted it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Had an art teacher who'd had a mastectomy, and everyone reckoned she had a wooden prosthetic boob. So, the student ask would things like "Miss, wooden tit be nice if we studied outside on this hot day?", etc, etc. |
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By *apinMan 12 weeks ago
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"Had an art teacher who'd had a mastectomy, and everyone reckoned she had a wooden prosthetic boob. So, the student ask would things like "Miss, wooden tit be nice if we studied outside on this hot day?", etc, etc."
Omg.....I think we gad the same teacher, sane name, same reason, same subject |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"There was loads! Most creative one was Dartboard. He had a face full of blackheads"
I would've though "Dartboard" would've been for a teacher who slept around, as in "more pricks than a used dartboard". |
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"We had a PE teacher who's nickname was "Strawberries" as there were rumours of him and another guy being caught shagging in a field whilst Strawberry picking during his teacher training days.
The kids at the school would shout "Strawberries!" at him and run off, and he got that wound up about it that he physically assaulted one pupil who shouted it."
It reminds me of when Mr Lawson at our school was rumbled when he had a porn mag in his brief case. Somebody wrote on his blackboard "Everyone lubs a Club".
(Understanding this requires a knowledge of porn mags and 1980s TV adverts.) |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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We had a caretaker at school who's nickname was "Tic Tac" as he went out with the sister of one of the lads in my year. Whilst she was giving him a blowjob she would put a tic tac in his japs eyes and tease around it. Well one day it all went wrong and the tic tac got pushed down his urethra. She ended up having call 999 as he was in agony from the burning pain it was causing. |
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"There's a school in the local area where there was a music teacher called Mark Fiddler. Bet you cant guess what he got sent to jail for can you now?"
Bad intonation? Out-of-tune violin-playing is excruc. |
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