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By *omCoyoteMan 12 weeks ago
Northern England |
Monty Burns to Homer on a round of golf. Homer is attempting to use a driver to get out of a bunker:
Mr Burns:
"No Simpson, you need an open faced club, a sand wedge"
Homer:
"Mmmmmmmmm open faced club sandwich" |
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"Friends. Family. Religion. These are the demons you must slay if you want to succeed in business" Monty Burns
"I'm going to double kill you. Then I'm going to bury you in a shallow grave. Then I'll dig you up and kill you again. That's the beauty of a shallow grave" Homer
"I for one welcome our new insect overlords..." Kent Brockman |
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Mr burns :
“So another weekend is upon a us , what will you be doing Smithers ? Something gay no doubt , you know light hearted , fancy and free …
..…mothers lock up your daughters Smithers is on the town “ |
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""This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of... you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless""
Chief Wiggum is a gold mine  |
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🤣🤣🤣 This thread has made my day, and it's not even nine o'clock!! 😊🤗
I'll add;
- Monty Burns: "how old do you think I am Simpson?"
- Homer: "I dunno, a hundred and two?"
...and not so much a quote, but I have to add James Earl Jones narration of Edgar Allan Poe's 'the Raven' in one of the Halloween specials. Just amazing!!
"NEVERMORE"🐦⬛ |
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Chalmers: “Good lord, what is happening in there?”
Skinner: “Aurora Borealis”
Chalmers: “Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised entirely within your kitchen?”
Skinner: “Yes”
Chalmers: “May I see it?”
Skinner: “No” |
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By *igjonny090Man 12 weeks ago
blackpool and Manchester |
Not exactly a quote as it’s not spoken but the episode where Homer has to go back to work at the plant and he covers the sign with pictures of maggie
“Don’t forget you’re here forever” becomes “do it for her” |
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Homer: (scratchy high pitched attempt at mr burns’ voice) Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns, ah, what's your first name?
Homer:….I don’t know
The delivery of this cracks me up every time hahahahha |
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It's Kurns stupid! No it's not! Disregard!
The suspect is hatless, I repeat hatless!
Why do you think I took you to all those police academy movies? For fun?! Well I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you?! |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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The Planet of the Apes musical has to be one of the best bits ever. Whoever came up the the "From chimpan-a to chimpan-z" bit is a genius!
Troy:
I hate every ape I see.
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
Oh, my God, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey...
Apes:
Yes we finally made a monkey...
Troy and Apes:
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy:
I love you, Dr. Zaius! |
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"The Planet of the Apes musical has to be one of the best bits ever. Whoever came up the the "From chimpan-a to chimpan-z" bit is a genius!
Troy:
I hate every ape I see.
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
Oh, my God, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey...
Apes:
Yes we finally made a monkey...
Troy and Apes:
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy:
I love you, Dr. Zaius!"
One of my favourites! |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Look out, Radioactive Man!"
In the game Fallout 4, when you kill certain mutated animals, there are miscellaneous items which are left for you to pick up.
One is called a Radioactive Gland. I think you see where this is going.
Every damn time I found one of these, I had to comment "Look out! Radioactive Gland!" which took me a long time to get out of the habit of. 😂 |
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""Look out, Radioactive Man!"
In the game Fallout 4, when you kill certain mutated animals, there are miscellaneous items which are left for you to pick up.
One is called a Radioactive Gland. I think you see where this is going.
Every damn time I found one of these, I had to comment "Look out! Radioactive Gland!" which took me a long time to get out of the habit of. 😂"
Jiminy Jillikers!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Homer (apologetically) : "But Marge, I can honestly say I never thought you'd find out"
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Also Homer's creation of the word 'crisitunity'. We all know instantly what it means  |
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Best scene ever: Marge & homer go to a lawyer Lionel hutz.
LH: uh oh, we've drawn judge sneider
Marge: is that bad?
LH: well he's kinda had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: you ran over his dog?
LH: replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son" |
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