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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This one was quite funny.
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."
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A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.
When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A boy asks his father for a 200 dollar bicycle for his birthday. His father says we have an 80,000 dollar mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off. I cant get you a 200 dollar bike this year. Two days later the boy walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him, son where are you going. The boy says, Early this morning I was walking past your room and I heard you tell mommy that you were pulling out and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too and ill be damned if ill get stuck here alone with an 80,000 dollar mortgage and no bike  |
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, Hey I no come work today, I really sick, Got headache, Stomach ache and legs hurt I no come work. The boss says, You know something Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. Why dont you try that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house.  |
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