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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up? "
Why do women leave the seat down? It goes up and down, neither is a default position. If you want it down, put it down, just like we’re expected to put it up |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
Why do women leave the seat down? It goes up and down, neither is a default position. If you want it down, put it down, just like we’re expected to put it up "
Because half asleep stumbling to the toilet in the middle of the night is traumatic enough for any gender before factoring in the risk of falling in 💜 |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
Why do women leave the seat down? It goes up and down, neither is a default position. If you want it down, put it down, just like we’re expected to put it up "
I kind of work on the law of averages and stats on most things in life. The seat will need to be down more than it needs to be up in general usage in a multi gender household so therefore default is down. Also for hygiene purposes, both seat and lid should be down prior to flushing imo. |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…"
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 12 weeks ago
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up? "
Seat up should be the default position imo.
It better protects the seat from 'splashes'..
Nothing worse than seeing unaccounted for 'wetness' on a toilet seat |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
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"Why is subtlety so very difficult?
Why is the most subtle method of initiating sex that actually gets through to them the words "Please may I ch0ke on your dick now?""
Because I’m ND and don’t understand a lot of subtleties. If I’m wanted, I need to be told directly |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen"
I’ve never done that, mainly because the seat is usually up |
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"Why is subtlety so very difficult?
Why is the most subtle method of initiating sex that actually gets through to them the words "Please may I ch0ke on your dick now?""
That works ..see not that difficult. 😂 |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen
I’ve never done that, mainly because the seat is usually up"
Put the seat down and try it, you might like it! |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
Because it requires less precise aim, and we're not good at aiming .In case you hadn't noticed...."
Yes, that explains them being put “up” but once you’ve happily missed your target and pissed all over the floor do you not want a round of applause by putting the seat back down and maybe even the lid too? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen
I’ve never done that, mainly because the seat is usually up
Put the seat down and try it, you might like it! "
Sitting in wee? I’ll have to think about that |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
Because it requires less precise aim, and we're not good at aiming .In case you hadn't noticed....
Yes, that explains them being put “up” but once you’ve happily missed your target and pissed all over the floor do you not want a round of applause by putting the seat back down and maybe even the lid too?"
Seems like a lot of effort....you'll be expecting us to make you cum next 🤷🏻♂️ |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
Because it requires less precise aim, and we're not good at aiming .In case you hadn't noticed....
Yes, that explains them being put “up” but once you’ve happily missed your target and pissed all over the floor do you not want a round of applause by putting the seat back down and maybe even the lid too?
Seems like a lot of effort....you'll be expecting us to make you cum next 🤷🏻♂️"
Ah, so do we have to get a toilet seat putter down device too? |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen
I’ve never done that, mainly because the seat is usually up
Put the seat down and try it, you might like it!
Sitting in wee? I’ll have to think about that"
Only if the last bloke pissed on the seat |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen
I’ve never done that, mainly because the seat is usually up
Put the seat down and try it, you might like it!
Sitting in wee? I’ll have to think about that
Only if the last bloke pissed on the seat "
Leave the seat down, see what happens…
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen
I’ve never done that, mainly because the seat is usually up
Put the seat down and try it, you might like it!
Sitting in wee? I’ll have to think about that
Only if the last bloke pissed on the seat
Leave the seat down, see what happens…
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I feel like Trump with the big red button with that reply 😂 |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
Which then begs the question. Why do women leave it down?"
Putting a lid on it certainly improves the aesthetics of the room. |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen
I’ve never done that, mainly because the seat is usually up
Put the seat down and try it, you might like it!
Sitting in wee? I’ll have to think about that
Only if the last bloke pissed on the seat "
Gals’ve been known to drip on the seat! |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
Because it requires less precise aim, and we're not good at aiming .In case you hadn't noticed....
Yes, that explains them being put “up” but once you’ve happily missed your target and pissed all over the floor do you not want a round of applause by putting the seat back down and maybe even the lid too?
Seems like a lot of effort....you'll be expecting us to make you cum next 🤷🏻♂️
Ah, so do we have to get a toilet seat putter down device too?"
Now you're getting it! |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen
I’ve never done that, mainly because the seat is usually up
Put the seat down and try it, you might like it!
Sitting in wee? I’ll have to think about that
Only if the last bloke pissed on the seat
Leave the seat down, see what happens…
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It is now always returned back to the seated position in my house x only one visitor left it “up” once. He’s now unlos. User no longer on seat. |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
I've never done that in my entire life. I think I'm broken lol. 🤨
My apologies, I shall reword it to ~most~ men.
#NotAllMen…
Absolutely!
Altho I’ve noticed that often time tall men sit to wee, with seat down. #NoTallMen
I’ve never done that, mainly because the seat is usually up
Put the seat down and try it, you might like it!
Sitting in wee? I’ll have to think about that
Only if the last bloke pissed on the seat
Leave the seat down, see what happens…
I feel like Trump with the big red button with that reply 😂"
😂🫣🤓 |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Why is subtlety so very difficult?
Why is the most subtle method of initiating sex that actually gets through to them the words "Please may I ch0ke on your dick now?"
Because I’m ND and don’t understand a lot of subtleties. If I’m wanted, I need to be told directly "
Im ND too! 🤩 |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Honestly want to know this. Why is there so much porn where the men slap the ladies about? I dont mean spanking, I mean slapping their face and breasts.
Do you like watching them do that? If so why? |
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" "Please may I ch0ke on your dick now?"
I'd probably still look around just in case there was someone else in the room and you meant them"
I would be the same, I feel like this could be misinterpreted 🤷♂️ |
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"Honestly want to know this. Why is there so much porn where the men slap the ladies about? I dont mean spanking, I mean slapping their face and breasts.
Do you like watching them do that? If so why? "
Don’t like it, I like mutual appreciation. |
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"What's with the halfway down jeans? "
Cheap jeans often fit badly. Lots of guys don’t like spending on fancy clothes. (Or the effort of shopping for ones that fit better.)
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up? "
I think this one’s been answered enough now.
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"Why is the most subtle method of initiating sex that actually gets through to them the words "Please may I ch0ke on your dick now?""
We actually understand subtlety just fine. We just pretend not to because it’s so fucking hot hearing you say things like that out loud.
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"Not understand that when we say we don’t want a present we actually do 🙄"
Who doesn’t understand that? Weirdos. Everyone likes presents.
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"Bragging (especially in this site) you can give oral for hours and wearing it like a badge on honour for women to swoon over. ..if it's taking you hours you are doing it seriously wrong  "
That doesn’t seem to be a question. More a statement.
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"Honestly want to know this. Why is there so much porn where the men slap the ladies about? I dont mean spanking, I mean slapping their face and breasts. Do you like watching them do that? If so why? "
Ugh. I really don’t like that stuff. It’s a power thing though, isn’t it? Domination. Submission. All those fun ideas. It’s just that it’s a really fucking basic interpretation of them. Not a lot of nuance in ‘I hit woman. She still fuck me.’
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"Just why?"
Usually it’s just ‘fuck it, why not?’ We’re pretty simple creatures. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Honestly want to know this. Why is there so much porn where the men slap the ladies about? I dont mean spanking, I mean slapping their face and breasts.
Do you like watching them do that? If so why? "
No.
It’s a humiliation thing and something that is really not something that I want to see, especially without enthusiastic consent |
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By *HUSH-Man 12 weeks ago
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"Bragging (especially in this site) you can give oral for hours and wearing it like a badge on honour for women to swoon over. ..if it's taking you hours you are doing it seriously wrong "
Maybe some of us savour every moment of it. Kind of like a fine wine. 🍷
You wouldn’t uncork it and want to finish it in a few minutes.
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By *HUSH-Man 12 weeks ago
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"Honestly want to know this. Why is there so much porn where the men slap the ladies about? I dont mean spanking, I mean slapping their face and breasts.
Do you like watching them do that? If so why? "
Can’t stand it. One of the many reasons why I don’t care for porn. |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up? "
If your man consistently does this.
Slightly loosen the screws on the seat
A) it will self close
B) it may even close mid pee. Right on his knob
🤣
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By *avexxMan 12 weeks ago
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
If your man consistently does this.
Slightly loosen the screws on the seat
A) it will self close
B) it may even close mid pee. Right on his knob
🤣
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
If your man consistently does this.
Slightly loosen the screws on the seat
A) it will self close
B) it may even close mid pee. Right on his knob
🤣
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All girls n boys put the ld down when you’re finished. |
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Because half asleep stumbling to the toilet in the middle of the night is traumatic enough for any gender before factoring in the risk of falling in 💜"
Especially when overnighting away, which may mean a delay due to navigating unfamiliar premises. |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
If your man consistently does this.
Slightly loosen the screws on the seat
A) it will self close
B) it may even close mid pee. Right on his knob
🤣
"
He may retaliate, however, by leaving the seat down at night... on top of the carefully applied clingfilm seal. |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
If your man consistently does this.
Slightly loosen the screws on the seat
A) it will self close
B) it may even close mid pee. Right on his knob
🤣
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Yeah but who's going to show them how to use a screwdriver? 😂😂 |
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"The need for sex so often "
It’s not so much a ‘need’ as a ‘want’.
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"Why can you not understand that
there are, in fact, 89887 colours? The answer is *never* “you look fine”? And Dutch ovens are rarely funny."
We know about colour. We just don’t care. (Elephants breath? Mouse’s back? Dead salmon? Clunch, FFS?) We only say ‘fine’ because we know the answer can never be ‘you look normal’ - nobody wants to be normal. And Dutch ovens *are* funny - but only to the giver. Not the receiver.
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"Understand how a Woman,s mind work . lol If they did would make life easy for us woman with out the mind games. "
I’m not seeing a question there.
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"Is sex really a physical need for men? Do you really, really, REALLY need to have sex/masturbate/ejaculate? What happens if you don’t? "
It’s not really a physical need, no. And if we don’t do it? We just get bored. Nobody likes being bored.
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
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"Is sex really a physical need for men?
Do you really, really, REALLY need to have sex/masturbate/ejaculate? What happens if you don’t? "
No. I’ve never felt an acute need to do anything to anyone that wasn’t completely onboard |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
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"Is sex really a physical need for men?
Do you really, really, REALLY need to have sex/masturbate/ejaculate? What happens if you don’t?
Clenched jaw.
Stress.
Can’t sleep. "
Then have a wank. Problem solved. It doesn’t ever need to involve anyone else.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
Hey!
I don't Scooby.
But that's probably because I piss in the bathroom sink xxxx"
Well I piss the bed when I squirt so we’re even. I bet it could reach the sink or the loo seat if I tried a bit harder. |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
If your man consistently does this.
Slightly loosen the screws on the seat
A) it will self close
B) it may even close mid pee. Right on his knob
🤣
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Misty darling, you either think I’ve got incredibly short legs or a spectacularly long knob. And we’ve met socially…. |
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It’s not really a physical need, no. And if we don’t do it? We just get bored. Nobody likes being bored.
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Hahaha no, but there are other ways to fight boredom! It was also men who created RPG games like Dungeons and Dragons and Magic: The Gathering…   |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
Hey!
I don't Scooby.
But that's probably because I piss in the bathroom sink xxxx
Well I piss the bed when I squirt so we’re even. I bet it could reach the sink or the loo seat if I tried a bit harder."
*Cue offers from 50 guys to help you achieve this. |
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"Hahaha no, but there are other ways to fight boredom! It was also men who created RPG games like Dungeons and Dragons and Magic: The Gathering… "
Yeah, but did you notice how they populated those games with big-boobed fantasy women wearing impractical skimpy armour? |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
Hey!
I don't Scooby.
But that's probably because I piss in the bathroom sink xxxx
Well I piss the bed when I squirt so we’re even. I bet it could reach the sink or the loo seat if I tried a bit harder.
*Cue offers from 50 guys to help you achieve this."
Yippee! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
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It’s not really a physical need, no. And if we don’t do it? We just get bored. Nobody likes being bored.
Hahaha no, but there are other ways to fight boredom! It was also men who created RPG games like Dungeons and Dragons and Magic: The Gathering… "
So your point is that if we don’t wank or have sex, we’ll be millionaires? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 12 weeks ago
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"Play on the xbox/play station for hours at a time
It’s nice to have something that actually responds when we push its buttons."
I’m sure that you push a lot of buttons, just not necessarily the ones you wanted or hoped |
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"Play on the xbox/play station for hours at a time
It’s nice to have something that actually responds when we push its buttons."
Also smashing the X button repeatedly and furiously is exactly the motion you're meant to use on the clit right.... |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 12 weeks ago
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"Play on the xbox/play station for hours at a time
It’s nice to have something that actually responds when we push its buttons.
Also smashing the X button repeatedly and furiously is exactly the motion you're meant to use on the clit right...."
Hmmmm you could have a valid point there |
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"The eternal question. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?
If your man consistently does this.
Slightly loosen the screws on the seat
A) it will self close
B) it may even close mid pee. Right on his knob
🤣
Misty darling, you either think I’ve got incredibly short legs or a spectacularly long knob. And we’ve met socially…."
I did think you had quite short legs actually, now that you mention it |
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