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"I recommend that when taking photos in your bathroom (whilst claiming to be single) make sure all your wife’s beauty products and potions aren’t plainly visible for all to see."
All bathrooms pics is always a giveaway anyway. |
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For everyone. Whatever your expectations are, adjust them downwards.
For single women and straight single men. Block single men from being able to contact you if you think it will cause you problems if they do. |
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Behave or act as you would in a real club or bar,,
You ain't walking in there ,seeing someone you like, walking up to them, and whack your cock or wizards sleeve out on their table and shouting,, there ya go, what ya think of that bad Boy or Girl,,,
So don't be that twat here,,
Simples really |
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By *oxy jWoman 12 weeks ago
somerset |
no reply to your message means ...
im busy
not seen the message yet
want hubs to see message too
im at work ill look later
ive seen the message ill reply later also a test to see if your pushy or not
there lots of reasons
it can also mean not interested but people use their accounts differently for me if im not interested at all its a str8 block
block button is thee best tool on fab |
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If it looks too good to be true, it undoubtedly will be attached to a sad man, wanking in a sock, in a grimy bedsit, who's only sexual release is to be on fab pretending to be something they are not |
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If you don't get what you want from the site blame yourself. If you're being yourself and not getting what you are looking for then clearly who you are and how you present yourself is the issue.
If you're not being yourself and you're pretending to be something else, you're either doing a crap job at pretending or what you believed you needed to pretend to be was wrong.
Whichever way you look at it, it's your problem so please don't come writing whining posts on the forum blaming rude men/picky women/anything other than yourself.
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Expect to receive unsolicited messages from strangers making random comments and then when you click to reply with 'wtf' you'll find they have already blocked you.
Remember, "there's nowt as queer as folk!" |
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"I recommend that when taking photos in your bathroom (whilst claiming to be single) make sure all your wife’s beauty products and potions aren’t plainly visible for all to see.
All bathrooms pics is always a giveaway anyway. "
I don't know some of my best pics are in the bathroom, granted LadyBoner took the pics but that's not the point |
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Actually spend more than 30 seconds writing out a profile which gives decent insight in to who you are.
Putting “Looking for a good time, 10 inch cock, very much laugh” is about as useful as a two pin plug in a 3 hole socket.. |
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Only post cock pics.
Be a complete twunk.
Dont read profiles.
Call all women babe or mummy.
If you get a meet, dont go.
Talk about yourself in the 3rd person.
(There is enough competition already,i'm not giving advice  ) |
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Loads of dick pics if you’re a guy…. Loads of pulled open pussy shots if you’re a lady…. And lots of dick and titties if tv / ts
One word messages with best…. Go straight for the jugular 
Or maybe I’d just say…. Be patient….. behave as if you’re in a bar (respect)…. And if it’s a no then don’t take it to heart…. Remember this is escapism from the real world don’t let it take over reality  |
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It's a marathon not a sprint. While there may be people looking to "meet now" for a quickie NSA one off thing, the majority of people aren't and would like to chat/socialise first. It is not like the swipey swipey apps which are like sex on tap.
Oh, and put a bit of effort into your profile. Some decent pictures, a good profile text explaining clearly what your're after. |
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By *ary69321Man 12 weeks ago
Newcastle upon tyne |
Don't, I've spoken to a few people, Im not constantly getting in touch with them, I only answer back when get in touch with me, but for some reason I get blocked, I've had chats that seem to go well but then I'm blocked. |
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I would say be clear and honest about why you are here, if its purely for attention then you may be disappointed. And if its to meet ladies then you may be disappointed on that front too! Lol
Generally I would say take this place with a pinch of salt and put yourself out there. Go to clubs and socials to boost your chances of meeting, but mostly to just be yourself and don't let others get you down x
Mrs x |
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Don’t act like an animal when messaging (guys) we all know what this site is but to message someone in an animalistic way it’s sooo unattractive & you wouldn’t dare say it to me face to face so don’t do it on here!!!!! |
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Once joined …. Delete it immediately ! Throw your phone in the nearest canal and remove all knowledge from your noggin ….. it’ll take over your life, lol
Seriously, have zero expectations, take it with a pinch of salt x |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Accept that sooner or later you may get outed and be prepared to own it with no shame!
Ladies, black underwear, at clubs are easy to mix up.
Gents, instashag it is not, a bar is easier |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Feel free to speak your truth and be yourself, however that looks 😁 there are a few who appreciate non conforming humans here amongst the many fabsters 😉 some of which are bloody amazing 😘👍🏽 |
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By *HUSH-Man 12 weeks ago
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Write a decent bio about yourself and what you’re looking for. Get creative with pictures, don’t just upload the same thing a dozen times. Put yourself out there by attending a club or social. Don’t wait for things to come to you. |
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I don’t think I would bother giving any advice to be honest, but if it was someone I cared about and they pushed me, I’ll probably say just figure out what it is you want, be quiet detailed, and then stick with exactly that and don’t overthink it. But they still would do it all wrong, probably. |
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"I recommend that when taking photos in your bathroom (whilst claiming to be single) make sure all your wife’s beauty products and potions aren’t plainly visible for all to see.
All bathrooms pics is always a giveaway anyway.
I don't know some of my best pics are in the bathroom, granted LadyBoner took the pics but that's not the point "
I was trying to sound like I’m paying attention don’t take it away from me |
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"Don’t act like an animal when messaging (guys) we all know what this site is but to message someone in an animalistic way it’s sooo unattractive & you wouldn’t dare say it to me face to face so don’t do it on here!!!!!"
This!! |
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Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
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When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
And
Always look on the bright side of life
(Come on)
Always look on the right side of life
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You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
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A just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
(C'mon Brian, cheer up)
Always look on the bright side of life
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I mean, what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
You're going back to nothing
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Always look on the right side of life
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