But wait!
There's more...
Christmas jumper day.
Extra kids toys adverts on telly.
The shops jam packed with shite you don't really want.
Music... So much music!
They'll have to defrost Mariah and Michael off ice.
The town/city/Hamlet - big light switch on.
Pantomime!
Cheese... So much feckin cheese 
Saying you're making a donation this year vs sending cards (cos who cba? & the environment).
Texting family you really don't like, but feel you should!
Getting pissed off buying presents.
Getting pissed off wrapping presents.
Deciding wtf you're actually doing for Xmas dinner.
Getting annoyed with packed shops.
Getting annoyed with shit weather.
Getting worried about attending Xmas nights out - where will you go? Will you make an arse of yourself?
Digging out the decorations.
Putting up the decorations.
Adjusting the decorations for a month.
Saying 'FUCK IT!' repeatedly throughout December.
Getting d*unk on your time off work.
If you don't drink, getting annoyed by everyone getting d*unk on their time off work.
Paying premium taxi prices to go anywhere.
* Reaching NYE! Yay!... And that's a whole other ballache!
Merry Christmas! 🌲❄️☃️ |
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"But wait!
There's more...
Christmas jumper day.
Extra kids toys adverts on telly.
The shops jam packed with shite you don't really want.
Music... So much music!
They'll have to defrost Mariah and Michael off ice.
The town/city/Hamlet - big light switch on.
Pantomime!
Cheese... So much feckin cheese
Saying you're making a donation this year vs sending cards (cos who cba? & the environment).
Texting family you really don't like, but feel you should!
Getting pissed off buying presents.
Getting pissed off wrapping presents.
Deciding wtf you're actually doing for Xmas dinner.
Getting annoyed with packed shops.
Getting annoyed with shit weather.
Getting worried about attending Xmas nights out - where will you go? Will you make an arse of yourself?
Digging out the decorations.
Putting up the decorations.
Adjusting the decorations for a month.
Saying 'FUCK IT!' repeatedly throughout December.
Getting d*unk on your time off work.
If you don't drink, getting annoyed by everyone getting d*unk on their time off work.
Paying premium taxi prices to go anywhere.
* Reaching NYE! Yay!... And that's a whole other ballache!
Merry Christmas! 🌲❄️☃️"
☝🏼THIS! I DON'T DO CHRISTMAS! THE END! |
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