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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
You can have the ability to fly at the speed of a commercial airliner.
But you have to do it naked with a sloth on your back that constantly whispers mildly unsettling facts about your life.
Are you in or out?
(No you cannot throw the sloth off, eat him, or use any ear defenders) |
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"If you make it Mach 6, I'll take as many sloths as can fit.
But commercial airliner speeds...bit slow for me."
Yeah, I’m changing my mind actually. It’s gonna be cold & grim especially on long haul. Out |
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By *ild_oatsMan 6 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"You can have the ability to fly at the speed of a commercial airliner.
But you have to do it naked with a sloth on your back that constantly whispers mildly unsettling facts about your life.
Are you in or out?
(No you cannot throw the sloth off, eat him, or use any ear defenders)"
Who would have thought that this was a thing.
Do you get a badge at the end of each flight?
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"You can have the ability to fly at the speed of a commercial airliner.
But you have to do it naked with a sloth on your back that constantly whispers mildly unsettling facts about your life.
Are you in or out?
(No you cannot throw the sloth off, eat him, or use any ear defenders)
Who would have thought that this was a thing.
Do you get a badge at the end of each flight?
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If you land at the badge shop, sure. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Am I able to fly carrying my luggage?
I currently have a suitcase I need to get into my car but it’s too heavy for me to lift into the boot. If I can fly do I get any strength with it? "
You have the ability to carry standard checked luggage weight like it's a pencil. |
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"Am I able to fly carrying my luggage?
I currently have a suitcase I need to get into my car but it’s too heavy for me to lift into the boot. If I can fly do I get any strength with it?
You have the ability to carry standard checked luggage weight like it's a pencil."
Would the sloth hold the bags? I don’t mind hearing home truths but at least help at the same time. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Am I able to fly carrying my luggage?
I currently have a suitcase I need to get into my car but it’s too heavy for me to lift into the boot. If I can fly do I get any strength with it?
You have the ability to carry standard checked luggage weight like it's a pencil.
Would the sloth hold the bags? I don’t mind hearing home truths but at least help at the same time. "
No. He's too busy holding on for dear life. |
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"[takes off sloth costume]
Bit windy. Catering is awful.
Jeez...lamp post, sloth - how many costumes do you have Glow?"
[pauses, only one leg in NickyKlungespeare costume]
Oh hello. This is awkward… |
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"Am I able to fly carrying my luggage?
I currently have a suitcase I need to get into my car but it’s too heavy for me to lift into the boot. If I can fly do I get any strength with it?
You have the ability to carry standard checked luggage weight like it's a pencil.
Would the sloth hold the bags? I don’t mind hearing home truths but at least help at the same time.
No. He's too busy holding on for dear life."
Oh brilliant. So not only is the little critic riding for free I’ve got to keep the little shit alive?! I thought this would be some type of magic sloth that didn’t need to worry about falling. This is getting stressful.
Out |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 6 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"[takes off sloth costume]
Bit windy. Catering is awful.
Jeez...lamp post, sloth - how many costumes do you have Glow?
[pauses, only one leg in NickyKlungespeare costume]
Oh hello. This is awkward…"
I *knew* it! |
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"If you make it Mach 6, I'll take as many sloths as can fit.
But commercial airliner speeds...bit slow for me.
Yeah, I’m changing my mind actually. It’s gonna be cold & grim especially on long haul. Out "
Won't be cold, you have a sloth to keep you warm.
What's the duty free situation? Does the sloth have a trolley I can choose from or am I limited to airport shops?
Do I have to pelt it down a runway to take off or can I just levitate at will? Not a huge fan of running so that would make a difference.
What if I need the loo mid-flight? Can I just poo on people with impunity, like some nightmarishly giant seagull? |
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"If you make it Mach 6, I'll take as many sloths as can fit.
But commercial airliner speeds...bit slow for me.
Yeah, I’m changing my mind actually. It’s gonna be cold & grim especially on long haul. Out
Won't be cold, you have a sloth to keep you warm.
What's the duty free situation? Does the sloth have a trolley I can choose from or am I limited to airport shops?
Do I have to pelt it down a runway to take off or can I just levitate at will? Not a huge fan of running so that would make a difference.
What if I need the loo mid-flight? Can I just poo on people with impunity, like some nightmarishly giant seagull?"
The sloth is useless. I’ve already checked. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"If you make it Mach 6, I'll take as many sloths as can fit.
But commercial airliner speeds...bit slow for me.
Yeah, I’m changing my mind actually. It’s gonna be cold & grim especially on long haul. Out
Won't be cold, you have a sloth to keep you warm.
What's the duty free situation? Does the sloth have a trolley I can choose from or am I limited to airport shops?
Do I have to pelt it down a runway to take off or can I just levitate at will? Not a huge fan of running so that would make a difference.
What if I need the loo mid-flight? Can I just poo on people with impunity, like some nightmarishly giant seagull?"
No airports required, Take off and land where you like!
You can bring anything back into the country, the duty man won't come after you.
Yep, poo where you like! it's common courtesy however to do this over a body of water. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"If you make it Mach 6, I'll take as many sloths as can fit.
But commercial airliner speeds...bit slow for me.
Yeah, I’m changing my mind actually. It’s gonna be cold & grim especially on long haul. Out
Won't be cold, you have a sloth to keep you warm.
What's the duty free situation? Does the sloth have a trolley I can choose from or am I limited to airport shops?
Do I have to pelt it down a runway to take off or can I just levitate at will? Not a huge fan of running so that would make a difference.
What if I need the loo mid-flight? Can I just poo on people with impunity, like some nightmarishly giant seagull?
The sloth is useless. I’ve already checked. "
 No bad mouthing the sloth! |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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"You can have the ability to fly at the speed of a commercial airliner.
But you have to do it naked with a sloth on your back that constantly whispers mildly unsettling facts about your life.
Are you in or out?
(No you cannot throw the sloth off, eat him, or use any ear defenders)"
Flying that fast while naked. What about landing?
I'd want good footwear and maybe knee pads at the very least.
I'm not sure you've thought this through |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"You can have the ability to fly at the speed of a commercial airliner.
But you have to do it naked with a sloth on your back that constantly whispers mildly unsettling facts about your life.
Are you in or out?
(No you cannot throw the sloth off, eat him, or use any ear defenders)
Flying that fast while naked. What about landing?
I'd want good footwear and maybe knee pads at the very least.
I'm not sure you've thought this through"
Be better at landing. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"I am in. I could tune out the sloth, so that would be fine.
Oh this one was so much easier to decide upon compared to the crab one the other day 😂
Mrs"
Just wait until the Octopus one next week  |
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"I am in. I could tune out the sloth, so that would be fine.
Oh this one was so much easier to decide upon compared to the crab one the other day 😂
Mrs
Just wait until the Octopus one next week "
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"If you make it Mach 6, I'll take as many sloths as can fit.
But commercial airliner speeds...bit slow for me.
Yeah, I’m changing my mind actually. It’s gonna be cold & grim especially on long haul. Out
Won't be cold, you have a sloth to keep you warm.
What's the duty free situation? Does the sloth have a trolley I can choose from or am I limited to airport shops?
Do I have to pelt it down a runway to take off or can I just levitate at will? Not a huge fan of running so that would make a difference.
What if I need the loo mid-flight? Can I just poo on people with impunity, like some nightmarishly giant seagull?
No airports required, Take off and land where you like!
You can bring anything back into the country, the duty man won't come after you.
Yep, poo where you like! it's common courtesy however to do this over a body of water."
Oh I'm so in!
I'm taking senakot in readiness as I have a long list of people I wish to poo on.  |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"I’m out, the idea of an insect hitting my wanger at such speed puts me off way more than the sloth.
No rule saying you can't bandage strap it down?
It says naked… naked is naked. "
It is allowed as long as the bandage is see through. |
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"[takes off sloth costume]
Bit windy. Catering is awful.
Jeez...lamp post, sloth - how many costumes do you have Glow?
[pauses, only one leg in NickyKlungespeare costume]
Oh hello. This is awkward…
I *knew* it!"
Ssshhhhhh 🤫.
If this carries on, the truth about your costume will come out too Davina. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"I think the sloth would eventually rip my back to shreds, with it's long razor sharp claws. I'm out.
Great so now I’m flying with an erection too 🙄"
The sloth can perform mid-flight reach arounds if needed. |
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