Dirty little secret? 
Mrs. DS, here. First post 👋 TFIF, it's quiet here, and I need some entertainment until it's weekend o'clock! And that song is stuck in my head (wtf, I don't even like it)!
So, what can you share with us? It can be sexy dirty  or just dirty-dirty 🤢
And you can be proud of it, or ashamed, or maybe even both? 🤔 |
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I stole a plum when I was 5, shopping with my dad and elder sister.
I felt ravenous, but kept it a guilty secret in my pocket.
When I got home and finally realised the army, police, coastguard, and probably the Duke of Wellington too (because he had a nice horse, even though they were both dead. Nice horses matter when you're 5!) weren't actually following me with a plan towards torture and prison, I took it out of my pocket.
It was a sloppy mess.
I then kept the whole story secret for all of 10 seconds, burst into guilty tears, snot everywhere, told my Dad (who was pissing himself laughing way too much), and then begged him not to send me away to the island where the bad children go.
Whereupon he cuddled me, cried a bit, laughed between crying, and managed a gentle "best not to do it again Nick."
My mum retired to the living room, shaking with laughter.
My sister scowled, and said the bad children island was real once mum and dad were out of her earshot  .
(The next weekend we paid the greengrocer for the plum and I apologised....very sheepishly. He could barely contain laughing too).
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When I was 14 I went on a football tour of France with the team I played for, it was early December.
On the way back on the ferry, I shoplifted my mum a watch for her Christmas present.
I can’t recall how I explained how I’d got it? But that’s where I actually got it.
I later confessed to this as an adult. |
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"I stole a plum when I was 5, shopping with my dad and elder sister.
I felt ravenous, but kept it a guilty secret in my pocket.
When I got home and finally realised the army, police, coastguard, and probably the Duke of Wellington too (because he had a nice horse, even though they were both dead. Nice horses matter when you're 5!) weren't actually following me with a plan towards torture and prison, I took it out of my pocket.
It was a sloppy mess.
I then kept the whole story secret for all of 10 seconds, burst into guilty tears, snot everywhere, told my Dad (who was pissing himself laughing way too much), and then begged him not to send me away to the island where the bad children go.
Whereupon he cuddled me, cried a bit, laughed between crying, and managed a gentle "best not to do it again Nick."
My mum retired to the living room, shaking with laughter.
My sister scowled, and said the bad children island was real once mum and dad were out of her earshot .
(The next weekend we paid the greengrocer for the plum and I apologised....very sheepishly. He could barely contain laughing too).
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This made me chuckle. Mr. DS would piss himself laughing if ours done this too! |
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"When I was 14 I went on a football tour of France with the team I played for, it was early December.
On the way back on the ferry, I shoplifted my mum a watch for her Christmas present.
I can’t recall how I explained how I’d got it? But that’s where I actually got it.
I later confessed to this as an adult."
How did that confession go? I'd find it hard not to be impressed by the thought, ngl. |
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"When I was 14 I went on a football tour of France with the team I played for, it was early December.
On the way back on the ferry, I shoplifted my mum a watch for her Christmas present.
I can’t recall how I explained how I’d got it? But that’s where I actually got it.
I later confessed to this as an adult.
How did that confession go? I'd find it hard not to be impressed by the thought, ngl."
I got a playful clip around the earhole, fortunately my mum knew exactly what I was like by this point and saw the funny side.
It wasn’t like a Rolex or anything, it was like a £20-£30 pound watch! |
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In my last year of academy I was friends with one of the teachers as we got on the same bus home, this teacher run the tuck shop at break time and told me to just help myself to a juice and a sweet every day. First week back after summer I stopped by and pocketed my treats when I looked across to see a new first year student looking up at me with a mischievous smile on his face... he had clearly seem me take my treats without paying and thought I was a bad boy stealing... I decided to just let him think that and I just gave a smile back to him not thinking I needed to explain the situation, he then took a handful of sweets and put them in his pocket looking at me the whole time smiling obviously trying to impress me thinking he was stealing stuff with me. A teacher grabbed him from behind shouting at him and dragged him away, the terrified look on his face still haunts me to this day... I never saw him again but always felt guilty that if I just told him my arrangement with the teacher then he wouldn't have tried to show off and get into trouble. |
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"In my last year of academy I was friends with one of the teachers as we got on the same bus home, this teacher run the tuck shop at break time and told me to just help myself to a juice and a sweet every day. First week back after summer I stopped by and pocketed my treats when I looked across to see a new first year student looking up at me with a mischievous smile on his face... he had clearly seem me take my treats without paying and thought I was a bad boy stealing... I decided to just let him think that and I just gave a smile back to him not thinking I needed to explain the situation, he then took a handful of sweets and put them in his pocket looking at me the whole time smiling obviously trying to impress me thinking he was stealing stuff with me. A teacher grabbed him from behind shouting at him and dragged him away, the terrified look on his face still haunts me to this day... I never saw him again but always felt guilty that if I just told him my arrangement with the teacher then he wouldn't have tried to show off and get into trouble. "
Awww...maybe a bit of context though?
As an example, maybe your teacher(s) were giving you an easier ride than others at the time because you had some horrible personal stuff going on, and this was a way of making you feel safer/included etc.
Although, if it was just blatant favouritism...may you burn in hell  . |
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"I think the OP might be after less "innocent" secrets.
So, for the sake of this thread, I'll pretend I hid the plum up my bum."
Someone stole a plum I was due to inherit. I’ve always wondered what happened to Bummy Plum |
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"I think the OP might be after less "innocent" secrets.
So, for the sake of this thread, I'll pretend I hid the plum up my bum.
Someone stole a plum I was due to inherit. I’ve always wondered what happened to Bummy Plum"
You are SOOOO on form today  xxxx |
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"Dirty little secret?
Mrs. DS, here. First post 👋 TFIF, it's quiet here, and I need some entertainment until it's weekend o'clock! And that song is stuck in my head (wtf, I don't even like it)!
So, what can you share with us? It can be sexy dirty or just dirty-dirty 🤢
And you can be proud of it, or ashamed, or maybe even both? 🤔"
In between jobs I messaged a lady I knew from here and real life, flirty texts went back and forth and she invited me to walk down her road as there may be a surprise waiting for me….
I walked down the road and stopped outside her house, a few seconds went by, the curtains slightly opened up and there she was naked playing with herself, I stared directly at her and started rubbing myself over my shorts, she pointed to the door with a very cheeky grin….
Let me know if you want the end of the story…. |
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Dirty secret. I recently had a hot meet and the next day at work, I sought help from somebody who was similar looking but much younger, posh voice and even bluer eyes.
I used the images from the last night whilst chatting, staring blatantly in his eyes and totally relieved it with this boy from the office in my head.
Definitely a spring in my step |
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"Dirty secret. I recently had a hot meet and the next day at work, I sought help from somebody who was similar looking but much younger, posh voice and even bluer eyes.
I used the images from the last night whilst chatting, staring blatantly in his eyes and totally relieved it with this boy from the office in my head.
Definitely a spring in my step "
Oh wow! May I ask how much younger he was than you? |
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"I think the OP might be after less "innocent" secrets.
So, for the sake of this thread, I'll pretend I hid the plum up my bum.
Someone stole a plum I was due to inherit. I’ve always wondered what happened to Bummy Plum
You are SOOOO on form today xxxx"
I agree. Mr. DS almost pissed himself at that reply! |
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"I think the OP might be after less "innocent" secrets.
So, for the sake of this thread, I'll pretend I hid the plum up my bum.
Someone stole a plum I was due to inherit. I’ve always wondered what happened to Bummy Plum
You are SOOOO on form today xxxx
I agree. Mr. DS almost pissed himself at that reply!"
Glow did good.
Real good 👍. |
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