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I have been naked in a cage with 2 other women in a club, having a very good time and not taking much notice of the audience so...decency out of the window!! 
I am married and cheating on my husband...rules out morals!!
I have expensive tastes...What's the mission???
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lol got to love hypotheticals x
if accepting the mission binding ie would be shot dead if refusing after being informed then its an absolute no as the mission is most likely to kill a young child,
if after hearing plot one can reject, its an easy yes lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was the no repercussions that did it for me. I have morals, if there were repercussions I may think twice. I'd definitely need a crack team to help though.... You in obi!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I couldn't and if it turned out to be something that I could have done with no hurt or repercussions then so be it what I haven't had I won't miss. Rather that than find out I was to do something that would go against every bone in my body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't and if it turned out to be something that I could have done with no hurt or repercussions then so be it what I haven't had I won't miss. Rather that than find out I was to do something that would go against every bone in my body. "
And I did see the bit about no repercussions but my idea of them might not be the same as someone else's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been naked in a cage with 2 other women in a club, having a very good time and not taking much notice of the audience so...decency out of the window!!
I am married and cheating on my husband...rules out morals!!
I have expensive tastes...What's the mission???
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Love it lol....... that made me smile  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I am what some would call special...so what's the mission 
Fancy being on my team!? You and obi were my crack team lol!No Teams madam.....on ya Jack or nothing!  "
oh bugger. Not even a crack team lol? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Well I am what some would call special...so what's the mission
Fancy being on my team!? You and obi were my crack team lol!No Teams madam.....on ya Jack or nothing!
oh bugger. Not even a crack team lol?"
Especially NOT a crack team.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I am what some would call special...so what's the mission
Fancy being on my team!? You and obi were my crack team lol!No Teams madam.....on ya Jack or nothing!
oh bugger. Not even a crack team lol?Especially NOT a crack team..... "
Trying to call me an obi crack addicts 
So what's my mission?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No i wouldnt.... not on those conditions....
what if the mission was to murder someone, someone you hold dear to your heart... wife / husband / kids / parents....
not for 10,000, 000 "
Give a good funeral and have a nice holiday to get over it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were paid £1,000,000 no questions asked, no repercussions..... "
The money would be helpful but it would be a definate no, even if I knew what it would be. |
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"Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one . "
Assumptions! nobody said anything about the mission yet... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one . "
Sshhh will let you into a little secret. It's only pretend no children will be harmed as a result of this thread. |
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"Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one .
Sshhh will let you into a little secret. It's only pretend no children will be harmed as a result of this thread. "
I don't beleive you, mind you i dont beleive anything i read on FAB .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For no repercussions, meaning the outcome wouldn't have any effect on my life (therefore assuming my loved ones would be safe) then yes. When do I get the money. I want 50% before I leave and start said mission. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?"
Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission."
How's bout half up front and rest on completion?? And a bonus for effectiveness of said completion |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
How's bout half up front and rest on completion?? And a bonus for effectiveness of said completion "
You'll be getting a million quid...don't push you're luck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission."
I dont believe I have annoyed u enough for a £1,000,000.00 price on my head !!!! lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns. "
Now I'm spoiled for choice... |
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns. "
Swords and tear gas it is then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been naked in a cage with 2 other women in a club, having a very good time and not taking much notice of the audience so...decency out of the window!!
I am married and cheating on my husband...rules out morals!!
I have expensive tastes...What's the mission???
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No morals, no decency?
I'll take the million so long as I get Bambi working on the mission with me to sweeten the deal... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
I dont believe I have annoyed u enough for a £1,000,000.00 price on my head !!!! lol "
*takes down wanted posters* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then."
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed |
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed "
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit."
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No.
Not if I have to agree before knowing what the Mission was.
I could be very worse off with the million, legal, moral, ethical, but i'm no worse off than I am now, but with out the Million.
What if the mission was to kill your child, rape your mother, eat your dog there are many things that you couldn't live with, even for a million.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory compleution of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed "
Sod those, I'll take a lightweight chainsaw for close quarters combat and a mobile scud missile launcher for those long range hits.
And a supersoaker chock-full of baby oil if Im paired as requested for this mission.
Do I need a license for the latter? |
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol"
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one . "
It's a no from me, nobody's in a give that kind of cash for a mission that's not going to haunt you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun."
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes "
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable. |
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable."
At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
Not if I have to agree before knowing what the Mission was.
I could be very worse off with the million, legal, moral, ethical, but i'm no worse off than I am now, but with out the Million.
What if the mission was to kill your child, rape your mother, eat your dog there are many things that you couldn't live with, even for a million...."
Good point. However, I don't gave kids, my mothers dead and I can always buy a new dog... so Im in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.
At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot."
I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.
At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.
I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face "
If I have anything to do with it... |
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.
At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.
I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face "
You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.
At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.
I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face
You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction."
You scare me |
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.
At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.
I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face
You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction.
You scare me "
Good.... it's no fun pushing parsnip up a relaxed sphincter.... you never get the same squeel effect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.
At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.
I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face
You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction.
You scare me
Good.... it's no fun pushing parsnip up a relaxed sphincter.... you never get the same squeel effect."
I still wouldn't squeal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.
At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.
I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face
You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction.
You scare me
Good.... it's no fun pushing parsnip up a relaxed sphincter.... you never get the same squeel effect.
I still wouldn't squeal "
So what would make you squeal rusty? |
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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago
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Not a problem, have no conscience provided the following 5 rules are applied.
#1 No members of my family are involved.
#2 Payment is 50% up front and balance on completion.
#3 If it is illegal I want immunity from prosecution.
#4 All evidence of my involvement is to be destroyed.
#5 How I complete the task is upto me no outside influence is allowed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a problem, have no conscience provided the following 5 rules are applied.
#1 No members of my family are involved.
#2 Payment is 50% up front and balance on completion.
#3 If it is illegal I want immunity from prosecution.
#4 All evidence of my involvement is to be destroyed.
#5 How I complete the task is upto me no outside influence is allowed."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do I get the money in advance?
No
Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.
Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.
Swords and tear gas it is then.
Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed
I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.
Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo
Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol
Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.
I wouldn't like polos on my eyes
But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.
At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.
I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face
You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction.
You scare me
Good.... it's no fun pushing parsnip up a relaxed sphincter.... you never get the same squeel effect.
I still wouldn't squeal
So what would make you squeal rusty? "
For me to know and you to find out  |
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