FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > 5 Word Mills & Boon Romance
5 Word Mills & Boon Romance
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
contributions restricted to exacly 5 words only, please
Wearing an airline pilot's uniform... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Gently running fingers through hair... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"contributions restricted to exacly 5 words only, please
Wearing an airline pilot's uniform..."
i can do six!!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"contributions restricted to exacly 5 words only, please
Wearing an airline pilot's uniform...
i can do six!!!"
breathed the Captain, unusually taciturn |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"contributions restricted to exacly 5 words only, please
Wearing an airline pilot's uniform...
i can do six!!!
breathed the Captain, unusually taciturn"
six no good then? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
His fingers combed her pubes.. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"His fingers combed her pubes.."
as his landing gear extended |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"His fingers combed her pubes..
as his landing gear extended"
he saw her runway glistening |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
but her cockpit was secure  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
They anticipated lots of turbulance |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
not withstanding the outside world |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"not withstanding the outside world"
the in-flight announcements unusually informative |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"not withstanding the outside world
the in-flight announcements unusually informative "
'Brace yourself, we're going in....'
(ok technically 6 but Ive cheated) |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
hold onto your hat
(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above) |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"hold onto your hat
(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above)"
feel free to help yourself to the spare one.. always happy to share |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"hold onto your hat
(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above)
feel free to help yourself to the spare one.. always happy to share "
Put on your masks now |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"hold onto your hat
(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above)
feel free to help yourself to the spare one.. always happy to share
Put on your masks now"
You will need a snorkel  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"hold onto your hat
(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above)
feel free to help yourself to the spare one.. always happy to share
Put on your masks now
You will need a snorkel "
said the raunchy air stewardess |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
[Removed by poster at 29/12/09 13:14:54] |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
that is NOT the brace position you two! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
easy landing on the runway |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
'my way or the highway' |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
harry secombe was in first class |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"harry secombe was in first class"
Where Aled jones announced his
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"harry secombe was in first classWhere Aled jones announced his "
his snownman had melted now |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"harry secombe was in first classWhere Aled jones announced his
his snownman had melted now"
the wet patch visible all |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
a puddle on the ground |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
who recognised the taste as being |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"who recognised the taste as being"
his favourite chappy dog food |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
That's everthing Aled had strapped |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
with only a song of praise |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"with only a song of praise"
and without pubes anyway, saving |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
the captains blushing gaze went...  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
straight into the first chorus of |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
ding dong merrily on high |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"ding dong merrily on high"
the cabain crew mwan while started |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"ding dong merrily on high
the cabain crew mwan while started"
wanking hard in the toilet |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
feeling was mutual in economy |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and getting heated in clubclass |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"and getting heated in clubclass"
The serving Air Martial's donkey |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
tough luck if your vegetarian!  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
have a carrot or cucumber |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
what size is the cucumber? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
its a great big whopper huge!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
that's 6 words lol!!
ok here goes
the stewardess goes all shy |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
when she sees the cucumber! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
she knows her rabbit's larger |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
but the cucumber is harder |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
which her lover gave her |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
so she hit him with.... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
a huge traffic warden blowup dolly!!!!!!!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"so she hit him with...."
the anal beads she'd found  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"so she hit him with...."
both, stiffly in each hole |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"so she hit him with....
both, stiffly in each hole"
whilst watching bullet proof monk |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"so she hit him with....
both, stiffly in each hole
whilst watching bullet proof monk "
#
fish being rammed up the |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"so she hit him with....
both, stiffly in each hole
whilst watching bullet proof monk #
fish being rammed up the "
nether regions of no-mans land! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and brought a tear to her eye |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"and brought a tear to her eye"
The Chief Stewardess, gorgeously MILFy |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
met, loathed, lusted, kissed, sunset. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
before waking to find that |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Dont know if ive mentioned this but mrs boon lives at the top of my street |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
came , saw, conquered,,,, so ner!!!!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"came , saw, conquered,,,, so ner!!!!!"
Meanwhile Air Traffic Control's tower |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
was panicking all because of |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"was panicking all because of"
lack of adequate bloodflow, due |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"was panicking all because of
lack of adequate bloodflow, due "
steaming up of cockpit window!  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
gonna be a bumpy ride. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
no muff too tuff ha
sorry, i'll retract that. wasnt really romantic lol |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
he whispered in her ear |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
gonna dae yi hard doll!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
the size of his cock and |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
[Removed by poster at 31/12/09 22:23:38] |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
small wriggly furry mouse type |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
he left his socks behind |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
replaced them with ear muffs |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
sniffed the authentic muff odour |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
pole vaulted out the window |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"landing hard on his turgid"
Psssst, whats a turgid? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
its something swollen, but am no allowed anymore than 5 words |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"landing hard on his turgid"
.........engorged and swollen .......... finger which |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
he used to pick his nose |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
hot moist sweet tastin ...........burger!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
[Removed by poster at 31/12/09 22:48:48] |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
[Removed by poster at 31/12/09 22:48:55] |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
she wanted a fat cock |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"with fries and diet cock....."
Surely you must mean |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'll have diet free /cock... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'll have diet free /cock... "
with some lovely vanilla ice-cream! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'll have diet free /cock...
with some lovely vanilla ice-cream!"
can i have juice on mine |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"I'll have diet free /cock...
with some lovely vanilla ice-cream!"
left over from Halloween party.... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'll have diet free /cock...
with some lovely vanilla ice-cream!
left over from Halloween party...."
The baldy wizard drinks up! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and turns into a frog |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and turns into a frog"
now he needs a princess  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
to make him human again |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So he looked at Fabs"
and saw only the witches |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
was overwhelmed with the choice! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
the choice was very difficult |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
in the kettle silly man |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"wheres mi tea my wench?
He's gonna stay a frog ! "
Until she needs a shag |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"wheres mi tea my wench?
He's gonna stay a frog !
Until she needs a shag"
No she has a rabbit |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
then she will use rabbit |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"then she will use rabbit"
Until she needs new shoes.... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"then she will use rabbit
Until she needs new shoes.... "
To squash the frog with ???????? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"then she will use rabbit
Until she needs new shoes.... "
for everything else there's mastercard |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
However, frogs have long tongues |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"then she will use rabbit
Until she needs new shoes....
for everything else there's mastercard "
didnt know women have mastercards |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"However, frogs have long tongues "
Beastiality with frogs is grim |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
pulled on her shopping boots |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"then she will use rabbit
Until she needs new shoes.... who said shoes???? where? what kind????? how high?????  "
That is too many words |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"pulled on her shopping boots"
and mounted her little donkey
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"then she will use rabbit
Until she needs new shoes.... who said shoes???? where? what kind????? how high?????
That is too many words"
shrup and tell me you!!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
"
just can't get stallions anymore |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"then she will use rabbit
Until she needs new shoes.... who said shoes???? where? what kind????? how high?????
That is too many wordsshrup and tell me you!!! "
you can use Laine's mastercard |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
just can't get stallions anymore "
Old mares dont get stallions |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
"
Ensuring fun on the way |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
Ensuring fun on the way "
thats twice in the same thread you have suggested beastiality?.... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
just can't get stallions anymore
Old mares dont get stallions "
old mares outpace the youngsters |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
New found friend,
'Donkey Dick' |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"New found friend,
'Donkey Dick'"
Donkey dick the pirate king |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"New found friend,
'Donkey Dick'
Donkey dick the pirate king"
a Customs officer with access |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
just can't get stallions anymore
Old mares dont get stallions "
au contraire u ee deeot. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
just can't get stallions anymore
Old mares dont get stallions
au contraire u ee deeot. "
Snorted Inspector Clouseau upon entering |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
just can't get stallions anymore
Old mares dont get stallions
au contraire u ee deeot.
Snorted Inspector Clouseau upon entering "
Inspector Clouseau the latest drug |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
just can't get stallions anymore
Old mares dont get stallions
au contraire u ee deeot.
Snorted Inspector Clouseau upon entering
Inspector Clouseau the latest drug"
being passed around, taken by |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"pulled on her shopping boots
and mounted her little donkey
just can't get stallions anymore
Old mares dont get stallions
au contraire u ee deeot.
Snorted Inspector Clouseau upon entering
Inspector Clouseau the latest drug
being passed around, taken by"
the ladies in the room |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Ladies viagra oh my god! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Ladies viagra oh my god!"
Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Ladies viagra oh my god!
Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom."
Inspector a very important case |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ladies viagra oh my god!
Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.
Inspector a very important case"
And may get harder yet |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Ladies viagra oh my god!
Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.
Inspector a very important case
And may get harder yet "
it is definately getting bigger |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Ladies viagra oh my god!
Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.
Inspector a very important case
And may get harder yet
it is definately getting bigger"
both case-files brimming with data |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ladies viagra oh my god!
Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.
Inspector a very important case
And may get harder yet
it is definately getting bigger
both case-files brimming with data"
data dump ready and waiting |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Ladies viagra oh my god!
Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.
Inspector a very important case
And may get harder yet
it is definately getting bigger
both case-files brimming with data
data dump ready and waiting "
new hi-tech solutions to longstading |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ladies viagra oh my god!
Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.
Inspector a very important case
And may get harder yet
it is definately getting bigger
both case-files brimming with data
data dump ready and waiting
new hi-tech solutions to longstading"
memory stick coming to mind |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
I can't believe such rubbish |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I can't believe such rubbish"
Ahabs had to believe because........ |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I can't believe such rubbish
Ahabs had to believe because........"
hed forgotten his memory stick |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"I can't believe such rubbish
Ahabs had to believe because........"
There are no virgins anymore |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I can't believe such rubbish
Ahabs had to believe because........
There are no virgins anymore"
Balham, gateway to the South |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I can't believe such rubbish
Ahabs had to believe because........
There are no virgins anymore
Balham, gateway to the South"
or was it pointing north? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
the point wasnt workin correctly |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
maybe it needs sharpening up? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
His box was often filled |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
with large sized sharp tools |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and she got to choose |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and she got to choose "
nice big hammer for me |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and she got to choose
nice big hammer for me "
for banging in really hard |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and very very frequently hard |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
hits the spot really deep! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and bangs hard and deeply often |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
then the frog appears suddenly! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and decides he is faster |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and decides he is faster"
with his tongue on clit |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
goodbye hammer hello frogs tongue |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
will he beat her dolphin? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"will he beat her dolphin?"
with a huge pork pie |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
or will it break slowly |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
or will it swim away? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
it was time to choose |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"it was time to choose "
between the pork sword and |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"it was time to choose
between the pork sword and"
gentle kissing and touching - yummy!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
when he looked up at |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"when he looked up at"
her as she went down |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"when he looked up at
her as she went down "
the pipers playing The Marseilleise |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and took her magnifyin glass |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
[Removed by poster at 03/01/10 19:20:33] |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"[Removed by poster at 03/01/10 19:20:33]"
to finally say the unsayable |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"[Removed by poster at 03/01/10 19:20:33]
to finally say the unsayable "
I've got to go home! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
my rabbit is more satisfactory |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Oh what a big boy"
they do xrated ones now ya know |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"my rabbit is more satisfactory"
and can go all night! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"my rabbit is more satisfactory"
my domestic erection accommodating enough |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
no it needs more lights |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"no it needs more lights "
give me the moonlight, crooned
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"my rabbit is more satisfactory
my domestic erection accommodating enough"
providing your neighbours don't see! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
under the star lit sky |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
that your baubles are droppin |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
ready for next christmas time! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Running down her landing strip |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Have to say, chocs away!"
or use chocs in sex? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"melted choc on a cock?"
just lick it all off |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"melted choc on a cock?
just lick it all off "
marketing departments nationwide were entranced |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"melted choc on a cock?
just lick it all off
marketing departments nationwide were entranced"
Business intelligence goes barking mad! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"melted choc on a cock?
just lick it all off
marketing departments nationwide were entranced
Business intelligence goes barking mad!"
and borrows money from banks |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You know sex always sells.."
But the best is free |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and so does sexy shoes |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I can't walk in heels |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
just lie there lookin pretty |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
so wear them for effect!
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
with stockings and suspender belt |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"with stockings and suspender belt"
and sexy corset like yours |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
things were looking very good |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
she was shaking with anticipation |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
wonderin how the nite would |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
meet with all her expectations |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
so instead she went and |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
ran a hot bath because |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"her sweaty armpits were ripe"
all her glands oozing particularly |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"her sweaty armpits were ripe
all her glands oozing particularly"
beautiful sensual aroma of ssssexxxxxxx |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"and it was the captains
"
Duty to scrub her deck |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and it was the captains
"
he should have been working.......... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"and it was the captains
he should have been working.........."
but was going down with |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
even though the cockpit was |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"even though the cockpit was"
securely fastened, he fulfilled Captainly |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
duties by taking her from |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
the incredibly dirty bath water |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
and runnin another one for |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"and runnin another one for"
Her pet poodle called tiddles |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago
Chester |
and her pussy called Jasper |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
cat and dog in together |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"and her pussy called Jasper"
her milkers, Daisy and Dozy |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
and her stallion called trigger |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago
Chester |
Trigger was always well loaded |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Trigger was always well loaded"
with expensive copper topped batteries |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
even though the slightest touch |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
[Removed by poster at 04/01/10 19:09:15] |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
last longer n vibrate more |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
which made him want to |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"which made him want to"
unload the entire hold all
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
but he held his hold |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
as he hadn't masturbated recently! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"He walked with a limp"
he was awfully one sided |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
women found his limp attractive |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
and rightly so when he |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Jumped from the bedroom window"
he landed on next door's |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
cos he was caught out! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"cos he was caught out!"
Playing with himself watching porn |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
waiting for luscious lucy's arrival |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
Someone start a part 2 |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"waiting for luscious lucy's arrival"
having booked her through Yellow |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
