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By *MattyMan 4 weeks ago
Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon |
"Cheese and pineapple
Pink wafers
hope that cheese and pineapple is a hedgehog lol....
Of course it is, I’m not an amateur "
am coming just for the hedgehog then xxx  |
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"I’m going to turn up with a bucket of chicken.
Anyone who compares it to my Fanny is getting sent to bed without super Chicken? 
You’re NFI"
Fair enough. I’ll take my psychopathic eating habits home! |
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"I’m going to turn up with a bucket of chicken.
Anyone who compares it to my Fanny is getting sent to bed without super Chicken?
You’re NFI
Fair enough. I’ll take my psychopathic eating habits home! "
You don’t want to try again with a more inclusive option |
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"I’m going to turn up with a bucket of chicken.
Anyone who compares it to my Fanny is getting sent to bed without super Chicken?
You’re NFI
Fair enough. I’ll take my psychopathic eating habits home!
You don’t want to try again with a more inclusive option "
No! This was your chance to get your hands on my fowl bucket and you gave it away. Im taking my bad puns to someone who appreciates them! |
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"I’m going to turn up with a bucket of chicken.
Anyone who compares it to my Fanny is getting sent to bed without super Chicken?
You’re NFI
Fair enough. I’ll take my psychopathic eating habits home!
You don’t want to try again with a more inclusive option
No! This was your chance to get your hands on my fowl bucket and you gave it away. Im taking my bad puns to someone who appreciates them! "
ok bye |
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"I’m going to turn up with a bucket of chicken.
Anyone who compares it to my Fanny is getting sent to bed without super Chicken?
You’re NFI
Fair enough. I’ll take my psychopathic eating habits home!
You don’t want to try again with a more inclusive option
No! This was your chance to get your hands on my fowl bucket and you gave it away. Im taking my bad puns to someone who appreciates them! "
I like fried chicken. Cajun style with the mash and gravy and the biscuits. They eat that for breakfast in Louisiana.
And the heat and the accent... Even I was permanently horny there. Women don't flirt with you, there's no puns, they just glare at you, to see who breaks eye contact first. Whilst stripping those bones dry. |
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"This is turning into an 80's children's birthday party."
I shall bring the jelly (or jello if you're an American). But people have to promise to slurp it through the gap in their front teeth - and squeeze it back out again! |
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"Sorbet. Sounds the sort of day a lady could do with a palette cleanser between courses.
Vegan! You’re definitely in. "
Cold! We're not or we'd have told you already. But there's always room for sorbet |
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"Sorbet. Sounds the sort of day a lady could do with a palette cleanser between courses.
Vegan! You’re definitely in.
Cold! We're not or we'd have told you already. But there's always room for sorbet "
Good joke.
You’re coming. |
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"I’m bringing rolos but I’m having the last one "
Never give no girl my last rolo
Cos I’m still getting thoughts of my girl going up and down on a next man like a yo yo.
But forget that I’m Skepta.
Take a photo.
Black T shirt.
Boy better know logo. |
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"I’m bringing rolos but I’m having the last one
Never give no girl my last rolo
Cos I’m still getting thoughts of my girl going up and down on a next man like a yo yo.
But forget that I’m Skepta.
Take a photo.
Black T shirt.
Boy better know logo. "
Wagwan jojo |
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"I’m bringing rolos but I’m having the last one
Never give no girl my last rolo
Cos I’m still getting thoughts of my girl going up and down on a next man like a yo yo.
But forget that I’m Skepta.
Take a photo.
Black T shirt.
Boy better know logo.
Wagwan jojo "
burn traffic I don’t go slow.
I just come off my two year ban
I’m still bussin off illegal Ueys in front of the po po |
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"I’m bringing rolos but I’m having the last one
Never give no girl my last rolo
Cos I’m still getting thoughts of my girl going up and down on a next man like a yo yo.
But forget that I’m Skepta.
Take a photo.
Black T shirt.
Boy better know logo.
Wagwan jojo burn traffic I don’t go slow.
I just come off my two year ban
I’m still bussin off illegal Ueys in front of the po po "
Absolute tune |
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"Cheese & pineapples on cocktail sticks for us 'oldies', Mrs x
You’re in.
If I can lick your bum  But I'd be busy eating, can't come in between a girl and her buffet food, never... Mrs x"
Ok invite rescinded. |
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"Cheese & pineapples on cocktail sticks for us 'oldies', Mrs x
You’re in.
If I can lick your bum But I'd be busy eating, can't come in between a girl and her buffet food, never... Mrs x
Ok invite rescinded. "
Fickle? Mrs x |
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I'm bringing some kind of veggie curry and a Magnum or three 😘
Sad times.
