"Why does it burn when I pee?"
MissBehave thinks it sounds like you may have an STI or you are standing near a candle maybe ?
If it’s the STI is there anyone you really really dislike ?
If it’s the candle then just blow it out  |
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By *.T.Man 9 weeks ago
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Dear Aunty Missbehave,
I'm struggling to get unsolicited boob pics and think there must be something wrong with my profile / body / cock.
What can I do to open the floodgates and be nipple deep in boobage and / or bum pics?
Bravo Tango (aged 52 and 1/2) |
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"on line shop got cancelled, cupboards are bare
h may have to go into a supermarket or risk starving
proper worried about it
any help appreciated son "
Hi son,
MissBehave strongly recommends you stop being a lazy bastard and walk to the shops |
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My arsehole is a great conversationalist. We discuss topics ranging from late-stage capitalism to quantum paradoxes, or even Auntie Mabel's beard.
However, recently I've noticed the timbre of its voice sounding slightly frenetic. Unhinged even.
So, my question OP, is - can dogs look up? |
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Hi Bogman
MissBehave feels your problem may be due to one of your pics on the 28th of April where you appear to have no body, only a pair of legs and a bathtub as a body. |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"on line shop got cancelled, cupboards are bare
h may have to go into a supermarket or risk starving
proper worried about it
any help appreciated son
Hi son,
MissBehave strongly recommends you stop being a lazy bastard and walk to the shops "
walking a no good as it’s miles away
it’s more the thought of doing a pink job that worries h |
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"Dear Aunty Missbehave,
I'm struggling to get unsolicited boob pics and think there must be something wrong with my profile / body / cock.
What can I do to open the floodgates and be nipple deep in boobage and / or bum pics?
Bravo Tango (aged 52 and 1/2)"
Awww poor you Mr Bravo Tango,
MissBehave had that issue previously and empathises with your situation.
The way around this is to pay into my app which directs boobie and bottom pic givers towards your extremely sexy profile. |
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