"Camembert. Just had a message from Ocado to say it'll be missing from my delivery tonight and now I really want it.
Ta muchly."
I thought Brexit was an indicator of Western civilisation in decline, and Trump 2016 and 2024 only added to that.
But once Ocado can't make good on Camembert, the writing's truly on the wall. |
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"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.
I can’t imagine my life without romance.
I will ask the manager if they have romance on offer at the supermarket "
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"A magnum.
White magnum for me please 🤤
Ah weh di bludclaat
Rude 
I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds 
I am not eating ice cream and you know it "
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"A magnum.
White magnum for me please 🤤
Ah weh di bludclaat
Rude
I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds
I am not eating ice cream and you know it
Want something else to do with your tongue then? "
Depends- have I had a mágnum first? |
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"A magnum.
White magnum for me please 🤤
Ah weh di bludclaat
Rude
I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds
I am not eating ice cream and you know it
Want something else to do with your tongue then? "
Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums |
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"A magnum.
White magnum for me please 🤤
Ah weh di bludclaat
Rude
I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds
I am not eating ice cream and you know it
Want something else to do with your tongue then?
Depends- have I had a mágnum first? "
Yes. One of the non-Tesco ones |
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"A magnum.
White magnum for me please 🤤
Ah weh di bludclaat
Rude
I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds
I am not eating ice cream and you know it
Want something else to do with your tongue then?
Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums "
My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price! |
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"A magnum.
White magnum for me please 🤤
Ah weh di bludclaat
Rude
I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds
I am not eating ice cream and you know it
Want something else to do with your tongue then?
Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums
My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price! "
I don't have a Clubclard  |
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"A magnum.
White magnum for me please 🤤
Ah weh di bludclaat
Rude
I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds
I am not eating ice cream and you know it
Want something else to do with your tongue then?
Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums
My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price!
I don't have a Clubclard "
Kmt |
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"A magnum.
White magnum for me please 🤤
Ah weh di bludclaat
Rude
I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds
I am not eating ice cream and you know it
Want something else to do with your tongue then?
Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums
My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price!
I don't have a Clubclard
Kmt "
I'll kiss something else 😘 |
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"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?
What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?! "
I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣 |
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"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?
What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!
I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣"
well if I eat it technically I’ll be killing it. I’m not sure I need any accomplice’s for that! |
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"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?
What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!
I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣
well if I eat it technically I’ll be killing it. I’m not sure I need any accomplice’s for that!"
You instructed the OP to seek out, capture and detain a Toffee Crisp, so that you could kill it! What more accomplice-ing is needed?  |
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"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?
What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!
I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣
well if I eat it technically I’ll be killing it. I’m not sure I need any accomplice’s for that!
You instructed the OP to seek out, capture and detain a Toffee Crisp, so that you could kill it! What more accomplice-ing is needed? "
Oh yeah that’s true. 🤔 well maybe I’ll let him nibble the end for doing the hard bit |
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