FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Apply within;
Apply within;
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
After checking my diary, I’m free and available for sex mid to late January 2025.
I’ll be operating on a first cum first served basis.
Comment below to register your interest.
Thanks and good luck. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *IXEN200Woman 6 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"After checking my diary, I’m free and available for sex mid to late January 2025.
I’ll be operating on a first cum first served basis.
Comment below to register your interest.
Thanks and good luck."
If only you weren't so far away  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"After checking my diary, I’m free and available for sex mid to late January 2025.
I’ll be operating on a first cum first served basis.
Comment below to register your interest.
Thanks and good luck.
If only you weren't so far away "
Ah well. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"Hi OP,
I am free for sex beginning of January ‘25- end of December ‘25. Please send your unsuccessful applicants to me to shift through so that I can fill the vacancy. "
I’ll get them sent over by COP today. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"Do you have a caravan?
I have a shed, which is basically a static caravan, for poor people.
You no fool me with your forked lies.
No sexy sexy here 😤."
How odd, that usually works. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
|
h has no interest in another man’s rhubarb
i do have a question like
are they leopard print sheets ?
if so I bet they’ll be plenty of moist knickers around this place |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"h has no interest in another man’s rhubarb
i do have a question like
are they leopard print sheets ?
if so I bet they’ll be plenty of moist knickers around this place "
They absolutely are, I see you have an eye for quality. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"Will it be socks on or socks off?
How’s your fungal infection?
Doctor assures me it will be hardly noticeable by 24th of January."
Pencilled you in for the 25th, no socks. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
|
"I’m free but I don’t start shaving my legs again until spring. I hope that doesn’t hinder my chances.
You already know just how to get me going. "
It’s one of my many talents. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
|
"h has no interest in another man’s rhubarb
i do have a question like
are they leopard print sheets ?
if so I bet they’ll be plenty of moist knickers around this place
They absolutely are, I see you have an eye for quality. "
please tell me there’s a mirror on the ceiling and a box of Kleenex next to your bed
proper fella you son if so |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hi OP,
I am free for sex beginning of January ‘25- end of December ‘25. Please send your unsuccessful applicants to me to shift through so that I can fill the vacancy.
I’ll get them sent over by COP today."
Please send them by 3pm latest |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"h has no interest in another man’s rhubarb
i do have a question like
are they leopard print sheets ?
if so I bet they’ll be plenty of moist knickers around this place
They absolutely are, I see you have an eye for quality.
please tell me there’s a mirror on the ceiling and a box of Kleenex next to your bed
proper fella you son if so "
And a neon light above the bed that says “love shack”. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"After checking my diary, I’m free and available for sex mid to late January 2025.
I’ll be operating on a first cum first served basis.
Comment below to register your interest.
Thanks and good luck."
Damn , I'll be in Manchester mud February lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"After checking my diary, I’m free and available for sex mid to late January 2025.
I’ll be operating on a first cum first served basis.
Comment below to register your interest.
Thanks and good luck.
Damn , I'll be in Manchester mud February lol"
Ah I’ll be rehearsing for lent in February, sorry.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"h has no interest in another man’s rhubarb
i do have a question like
are they leopard print sheets ?
if so I bet they’ll be plenty of moist knickers around this place
They absolutely are, I see you have an eye for quality.
please tell me there’s a mirror on the ceiling and a box of Kleenex next to your bed
proper fella you son if so
And a neon light above the bed that says “love shack”."
Can I come back "in" if I beg enough?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Will it be socks on or socks off?
How’s your fungal infection?
Doctor assures me it will be hardly noticeable by 24th of January.
Pencilled you in for the 25th, no socks."
Verruca socks?? I can look for skin coloured ones, you won't even notice em! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Will it be socks on or socks off?
How’s your fungal infection?
Doctor assures me it will be hardly noticeable by 24th of January.
Pencilled you in for the 25th, no socks.
Verruca socks?? I can look for skin coloured ones, you won't even notice em!"
I can't be the only guy here who loves to rub his knob over a verruca, surely? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Will it be socks on or socks off?
How’s your fungal infection?
Doctor assures me it will be hardly noticeable by 24th of January.
Pencilled you in for the 25th, no socks.
Verruca socks?? I can look for skin coloured ones, you won't even notice em!"
Folow the flakes 🤣🤣
Mr |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Will it be socks on or socks off?
How’s your fungal infection?
Doctor assures me it will be hardly noticeable by 24th of January.
Pencilled you in for the 25th, no socks.
Verruca socks?? I can look for skin coloured ones, you won't even notice em!
I can't be the only guy here who loves to rub his knob over a verruca, surely?"
I like a cluster of Verrucca's myself 🤣
Mr |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"h has no interest in another man’s rhubarb
i do have a question like
are they leopard print sheets ?
if so I bet they’ll be plenty of moist knickers around this place
They absolutely are, I see you have an eye for quality.
please tell me there’s a mirror on the ceiling and a box of Kleenex next to your bed
proper fella you son if so
And a neon light above the bed that says “love shack”.
Can I come back "in" if I beg enough?
"
I feel people deserve a second chance.
Consider yourself back in contention. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"After checking my diary, I’m free and available for sex mid to late January 2025.
I’ll be operating on a first cum first served basis.
Comment below to register your interest.
Thanks and good luck.
Hmm interesting propoal, unfortunately I wont be free for "the sex" till mid june, hit me up then if your knob still works by then, bring your own concoms and hob knobs "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"h has no interest in another man’s rhubarb
i do have a question like
are they leopard print sheets ?
if so I bet they’ll be plenty of moist knickers around this place
They absolutely are, I see you have an eye for quality.
please tell me there’s a mirror on the ceiling and a box of Kleenex next to your bed
proper fella you son if so
And a neon light above the bed that says “love shack”.
Can I come back "in" if I beg enough?
I feel people deserve a second chance.
Consider yourself back in contention. "
As Jim Morrison nearly sang, bum me 3 times 🎶 bay-beee 🎵.
Also, I get to keep the sign, right? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Will it be socks on or socks off?
How’s your fungal infection?
Doctor assures me it will be hardly noticeable by 24th of January.
Pencilled you in for the 25th, no socks.
Verruca socks?? I can look for skin coloured ones, you won't even notice em!
I can't be the only guy here who loves to rub his knob over a verruca, surely?
I like a cluster of Verrucca's myself 🤣
Mr "
I had no idea pumice stones came in penis shapes 🤯 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I have 17 minutes free on Jan 25th. How does that work for you?
The 25th is filling up fast, can maybe do 12 minutes? "
12 minutes is fine - I can get off twice in that time. Whether you get off is entirely your own business and I wouldn't dream of prying into something to personal. I also don't really care as long as I get mine.
It's a date! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I have 17 minutes free on Jan 25th. How does that work for you?
The 25th is filling up fast, can maybe do 12 minutes?
I'll do sloppy seconds for the next 5  ."
It's a deal!
Oh wait, sloppy seconds with me or with the OP (can't make a deal on anyone else's behalf, apparently). |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hi OP. If you have too many applications and you can’t handle them all then please pass on my details. I’ll be recruiting around the end of January "
Do you have a neon sign though?
No neon, no ballbag. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"Hi OP. If you have too many applications and you can’t handle them all then please pass on my details. I’ll be recruiting around the end of January "
All left over applicants will be divided up evenly and shared between yourself and Jaime Hants. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I have 17 minutes free on Jan 25th. How does that work for you?
The 25th is filling up fast, can maybe do 12 minutes?
I'll do sloppy seconds for the next 5 .
It's a deal!
Oh wait, sloppy seconds with me or with the OP (can't make a deal on anyone else's behalf, apparently)."
You!
Deal confirmed ✔️ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I mean, if you're stuck....
Always room for one more.
Do I need to make an effort?
Like, brush your teeth? Meh… "
I was thinking like brush my hair and remove the toe hair I've been growing out...... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"I mean, if you're stuck....
Always room for one more.
Do I need to make an effort?
Like, brush your teeth? Meh…
I was thinking like brush my hair and remove the toe hair I've been growing out......"
Maybe just wash like.. a day before, that’s enough. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"Sorry, I'll be washing my hair.. maybe next time💁♀️"
Lucky escape for me, if my fingers don’t get stuck in matted unwashed hair then I’m sorry but, I’m not interested. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I mean, if you're stuck....
Always room for one more.
Do I need to make an effort?
Like, brush your teeth? Meh…
I was thinking like brush my hair and remove the toe hair I've been growing out......
Maybe just wash like.. a day before, that’s enough."
Bit demanding but sure ok then |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Well I did all right out of this thread.
I may have a sore arse, but I got 5 minutes with Curious Scouser (that's foreplay and two fucks) and a neon sign out of it.
Result 🚀."
Hurrah!
January 25th can't come quickly enough. Unlike me - I come very quickly. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Well I did all right out of this thread.
I may have a sore arse, but I got 5 minutes with Curious Scouser (that's foreplay and two fucks) and a neon sign out of it.
Result 🚀.
Hurrah!
January 25th can't come quickly enough. Unlike me - I come very quickly."
Really? Bring some Camembert as well then - we might have time for a snack 😘😘 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"I've got a note from my Dad saying I'm not allowed to do anything in the month of January. Soz. "
I’ve got a note from your Dad saying he can, so we good. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got a note from my Dad saying I'm not allowed to do anything in the month of January. Soz.
I’ve got a note from your Dad saying he can, so we good. "
I don't think my Dad can give informed consent anymore. Please send the consent form to me. Ta. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
|
"I've got a note from my Dad saying I'm not allowed to do anything in the month of January. Soz.
I’ve got a note from your Dad saying he can, so we good.
I don't think my Dad can give informed consent anymore. Please send the consent form to me. Ta. "
Pfffft, good try, his informed consent was good enough to write you a note excusing you, he’s in. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got a note from my Dad saying I'm not allowed to do anything in the month of January. Soz.
I’ve got a note from your Dad saying he can, so we good.
I don't think my Dad can give informed consent anymore. Please send the consent form to me. Ta.
Pfffft, good try, his informed consent was good enough to write you a note excusing you, he’s in. "
Good luck  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Well I did all right out of this thread.
I may have a sore arse, but I got 5 minutes with Curious Scouser (that's foreplay and two fucks) and a neon sign out of it.
Result 🚀.
Hurrah!
January 25th can't come quickly enough. Unlike me - I come very quickly.
Really? Bring some Camembert as well then - we might have time for a snack 😘😘"
I would, but Ocado fucked me and not in the fun sense. Currently entirely camembertless. Sans camembert. Camembert free. Decidedly lacking in camembert. Unexpected lack of camembert in the checkout area.
The best I can do is a ritz cheese biscuit. Take it or leave it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Well I did all right out of this thread.
I may have a sore arse, but I got 5 minutes with Curious Scouser (that's foreplay and two fucks) and a neon sign out of it.
Result 🚀.
Hurrah!
January 25th can't come quickly enough. Unlike me - I come very quickly.
Really? Bring some Camembert as well then - we might have time for a snack 😘😘
I would, but Ocado fucked me and not in the fun sense. Currently entirely camembertless. Sans camembert. Camembert free. Decidedly lacking in camembert. Unexpected lack of camembert in the checkout area.
The best I can do is a ritz cheese biscuit. Take it or leave it."
Hey the snack was a bonus.
The deal is already done |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Well I did all right out of this thread.
I may have a sore arse, but I got 5 minutes with Curious Scouser (that's foreplay and two fucks) and a neon sign out of it.
Result 🚀.
Hurrah!
January 25th can't come quickly enough. Unlike me - I come very quickly.
Really? Bring some Camembert as well then - we might have time for a snack 😘😘
I would, but Ocado fucked me and not in the fun sense. Currently entirely camembertless. Sans camembert. Camembert free. Decidedly lacking in camembert. Unexpected lack of camembert in the checkout area.
The best I can do is a ritz cheese biscuit. Take it or leave it.
Hey the snack was a bonus.
The deal is already done "
Cheap date. I knew there was a reason I liked you! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
Will there be tea? The drink, not the hot dinner. 