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"And got more than you thought you were getting?
As in, you shat yourself? jesus OP please tell us this happened after she whipped out the phone and left,,  "
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"And got more than you thought you were getting?
As in, you shat yourself? jesus OP please tell us this happened after she whipped out the phone and left,,
She’s cleaning herself up now the dirty girl. "
Pigging lies |
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"And got more than you thought you were getting?
As in, you shat yourself? jesus OP please tell us this happened after she whipped out the phone and left,,
She’s cleaning herself up now the dirty girl.
Pigging lies"
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"I feel like this thread may have some relation to your 'got her phone out' thread.
I feel like you need to not analyse me   "
You should go with your gut... Well maybe not literally that could backfire.
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"I feel like this thread may have some relation to your 'got her phone out' thread.
I feel like you need to not analyse me
You should go with your gut... Well maybe not literally that could backfire.
😏"
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"I feel like this thread may have some relation to your 'got her phone out' thread.
I feel like you need to not analyse me
You should go with your gut... Well maybe not literally that could backfire.
😏
I like you"
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I run a lot , and Ive had awful runs when I need to go .
I just carry toilet paper and find trees now .
Tbh I remember telling a running mate I’d go in bushes but also remove my top ( luminous tops would give me away )
So I’d now be stark naked in a bush taking a dump |
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Mr Pickles, when you get to my age you will remember these wise words:
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"1. never miss an opportunity to have a pee;
2. never waste an erection; and
3. never, ever trust a fart.” |
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Is this an admission of guilt, Lemon?!
Yes. I have a loose anus so this is a problem I encounter several times an hour. 😣
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I think there's special underwear you can buy that minimises the smell when you're out on the bus etc. |
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I think there's special underwear you can buy that minimises the smell when you're out on the bus etc."
Don't get conned into buying anything branded 'for men'. It will be double the price of women's/unisex. |
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I think there's special underwear you can buy that minimises the smell when you're out on the bus etc.
Don't get conned into buying anything branded 'for men'. It will be double the price of women's/unisex. "
You're alright. I only wear Tena Lady, the ones with flowers on. Extra absorbent. |
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