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"Whatcha do?!" Probably best not to laugh 😉 | |||
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"Join the conga " Pinch her bum  | |||
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"Join the conga " Watch my schlonga get a bit longa. | |||
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"Enquire about good knot tieing " Tell him to get out of the road,I'm in my van driving  | |||
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"Enquire about good knot tieing Tell him to get out of the road,I'm in my van driving "I'd quickly grab all their undies and put it on a quick wash, to prevent them dashing to their knicker drawer to try and cover up, Mrs x | |||
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"Enquire about good knot tieing Tell him to get out of the road,I'm in my van driving I'd quickly grab all their undies and put it on a quick wash, to prevent them dashing to their knicker drawer to try and cover up, Mrs x"Ask if I can wear her shades as I go down | |||
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"Enquire about good knot tieing Tell him to get out of the road,I'm in my van driving I'd quickly grab all their undies and put it on a quick wash, to prevent them dashing to their knicker drawer to try and cover up, Mrs x
Ask if I can wear her shades as I go down "Depends on where you are going down to? Mrs x | |||
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"Enquire about good knot tieing Tell him to get out of the road,I'm in my van driving I'd quickly grab all their undies and put it on a quick wash, to prevent them dashing to their knicker drawer to try and cover up, Mrs x
Ask if I can wear her shades as I go down Depends on where you are going down to? Mrs x"Down to Paradise City Mrs x | |||
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"Turn around, so he's naked behind me... "I can dig that, although, I think I'd prefer dressed | |||
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"Turn around, so he's naked behind me...
I can dig that, although, I think I'd prefer dressed "Pay the crossing fee | |||
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"High 5" Low 2 | |||
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"High 5 Low 2" Compare cheese boards. | |||
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"Turn around, so he's naked behind me...
I can dig that, although, I think I'd prefer dressed "TV? Mrs x | |||
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"High 5 Low 2 Compare cheese boards. "  | |||
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"High 5 Low 2 Compare cheese boards. "Buy him some pants | |||
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"Ask her to leave my shop" Nothing... you can't Torquemada anything... 🤣 | |||
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"Ask her to leave my shop Nothing... you can't Torquemada anything... 🤣" Check her back for unusual moles | |||
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"Ask her to leave my shop Nothing... you can't Torquemada anything... 🤣 Check her back for unusual moles" spank that ass | |||
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"Ask her to leave my shop Nothing... you can't Torquemada anything... 🤣 Check her back for unusual moles" definitely bend her over face down ass up | |||
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"Ask her to leave my shop Nothing... you can't Torquemada anything... 🤣 Check her back for unusual moles definitely bend her over face down ass up" Probably offer him my coat for his modesty | |||
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"Ask her to leave my shop Nothing... you can't Torquemada anything... 🤣 Check her back for unusual moles definitely bend her over face down ass up Probably offer him my coat for his modesty " Stand there in amazement | |||
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"Tell him nice ink" Roll eyes and say “not again, Tony!” | |||
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"Tell him nice ink" Thank my lucky stars  | |||
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"Hope i get a better choice next time lol" Ask him if his a real doctor 🤭 | |||
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"Hope i get a better choice next time lol Ask him if his a real doctor 🤭" make her jump | |||
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"Go red in the face, do an 'about turn'...and offer him a Gin. 🍸" Also offer gin but staring at a wall. | |||
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"Wonder how much gin these two have had." Gently pounce ! | |||
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"Wonder how much gin these two have had." I was looking for the exit as I felt like a spare wheel and the gin bottle was almost empty | |||
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"Stand there for hrs " Twang his wanger like a doorstop | |||
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"Stand there for hrs " Ask him if he's cold | |||
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"Stand there for hrs Ask him if he's cold "Offer her a dressing gown | |||
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"Boing 🍆" Shake that thang…. | |||
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"Boing 🍆 Shake that thang…." Praise God! | |||
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"Boing 🍆 Shake that thang…." Next week | |||
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"Boing 🍆 Shake that thang…." Pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming | |||
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"Boing 🍆 Shake that thang…. Pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming "Pinch her to see if she’s dreaming | |||
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"Boing 🍆 Shake that thang…. Pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming "Be a happy man | |||
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"Boing 🍆 Shake that thang…. Pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming
Be a happy man "Make him do the helicopter | |||
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"Put some socks on "Smile and wave 😂 | |||
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"Which one, one I'd buy a pint, the other I'd go sexy fishing with, Net fishing "What wouldn’t I do 🥵 | |||
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"Which one, one I'd buy a pint, the other I'd go sexy fishing with, Net fishing
What wouldn’t I do 🥵 "Probably get ready for a ball bag inspection. | |||
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"Sit on his lap and call him Daddy "you call me daddy, I promise I'd keep my hands to myself,, then we both miss out good friend lol | |||
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"Blow a raspberry on their tummy " Say an awkward hello 😂 | |||
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"Blow a raspberry on their tummy Say an awkward hello 😂" Wash my clothes in his torso | |||
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"QKiss her along the nape of the neck and gently bite her earlobes." Right on the sweet spots 🫠 | |||
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"QKiss her along the nape of the neck and gently bite her earlobes." Wonder how we both got naked in the first place. 🤔 | |||
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"QKiss her along the nape of the neck and gently bite her earlobes. Right on the sweet spots 🫠 " Ask her to message me on fab 🫣 | |||
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"Blow a raspberry on their tummy Say an awkward hello 😂 Wash my clothes in his torso" When I started typing u were above me. I would ask if you want to eat snacks and watch ghostbusters in our sexy pjs. Secretly hoping to touch you every where. X | |||
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"Blow a raspberry on their tummy Say an awkward hello 😂 Wash my clothes in his torso When I started typing u were above me. I would ask if you want to eat snacks and watch ghostbusters in our sexy pjs. Secretly hoping to touch you every where. X" Motorboat her boob's, buy him a whisky | |||
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"Ask for a massage " Offer a night out for dinner. Awkward while naked I know I know. | |||
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"Ask for a massage " trained,, well as long as it's a sports massage,lol | |||
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"Ask for a massage Offer a night out for dinner. Awkward while naked I know I know." Study his Ballbag | |||
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"Ask for a massage Offer a night out for dinner. Awkward while naked I know I know. Study his Ballbag " sneak her phone and accept our friends request so we can perve her vids | |||
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"Sit and watch the above 🥵 " Let the inspection happen and wonder what's for dinner. | |||
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"I’m making cheese on toast so I guess ask them if they want cheese on toast " what kinda cheese?? | |||
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"That hat and coat is screaming Fallout 3 new Vegas to me so "how many caps you got?"" widebrim about 8, beanies 2 drawers full, baseball, over 70, ,3 traditional old Irish caps that I'd never wear,they were my Grandads, | |||
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"That hat and coat is screaming Fallout 3 new Vegas to me so "how many caps you got?" widebrim about 8, beanies 2 drawers full, baseball, over 70, ,3 traditional old Irish caps that I'd never wear,they were my Grandads," The list is endless | |||
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"That hat and coat is screaming Fallout 3 new Vegas to me so "how many caps you got?" widebrim about 8, beanies 2 drawers full, baseball, over 70, ,3 traditional old Irish caps that I'd never wear,they were my Grandads, The list is endless" Buy dinner while in the nude, then Netflix? 🤔 | |||
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"That hat and coat is screaming Fallout 3 new Vegas to me so "how many caps you got?" widebrim about 8, beanies 2 drawers full, baseball, over 70, ,3 traditional old Irish caps that I'd never wear,they were my Grandads, The list is endless" anything she wants,, and I do mean ANYTHING | |||
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"That hat and coat is screaming Fallout 3 new Vegas to me so "how many caps you got?" widebrim about 8, beanies 2 drawers full, baseball, over 70, ,3 traditional old Irish caps that I'd never wear,they were my Grandads, The list is endless anything she wants,, and I do mean ANYTHING "😱😱😱 | |||
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"Encourage to streak naked down the street" Set up a nude bar. Offer a drink | |||
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"Spray his phallus with flame retardant and whistle "Rule Britannia"." Thst would so more harm then good, Your so cruel.  | |||
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"Spray his phallus with flame retardant and whistle "Rule Britannia". Thst would so more harm then good, Your so cruel. "Squeeze that naughty looking bum | |||
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"Spray his phallus with flame retardant and whistle "Rule Britannia". Thst would so more harm then good, Your so cruel.
Squeeze that naughty looking bum"Refuse to blink | |||
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"Draw the space around them" Sit underneath him and suck his balls into my mouth so they make a “shhhlump” sound. | |||
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"Draw the space around them Sit underneath him and suck his balls into my mouth so they make a “shhhlump” sound. " Oh god! I would worship that body x | |||
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"Draw the space around them Sit underneath him and suck his balls into my mouth so they make a “shhhlump” sound. " Draw South America on one bum-cheek and Africa on the other 😘. | |||
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"Draw the space around them Sit underneath him and suck his balls into my mouth so they make a “shhhlump” sound. Oh god! I would worship that body x" Tweak those nipples! | |||
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"Draw the space around them Sit underneath him and suck his balls into my mouth so they make a “shhhlump” sound. Oh god! I would worship that body x Tweak those nipples!" Stand there with an awkward boner …. | |||
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"Draw the space around them Sit underneath him and suck his balls into my mouth so they make a “shhhlump” sound. Oh god! I would worship that body x Tweak those nipples! Stand there with an awkward boner …." Ask for gym tips | |||
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"Try not to look at the awkward boner" Ask her how both ended up naked, shits weird as fuck. | |||
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"Try not to look at the awkward boner Ask her how both ended up naked, shits weird as fuck." Demand to know where that bag I got offered went | |||
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"Try not to look at the awkward boner Ask her how both ended up naked, shits weird as fuck. Demand to know where that bag I got offered went " I offered no such thing, and now you never know what i said. | |||
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"Try not to look at the awkward boner Ask her how both ended up naked, shits weird as fuck. Demand to know where that bag I got offered went I offered no such thing, and now you never know what i said. "It’s burned into my retinas | |||
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"Try not to look at the awkward boner Ask her how both ended up naked, shits weird as fuck. Demand to know where that bag I got offered went I offered no such thing, and now you never know what i said.
It’s burned into my retinas "What did I say then? | |||
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"Try not to look at the awkward boner Ask her how both ended up naked, shits weird as fuck. Demand to know where that bag I got offered went I offered no such thing, and now you never know what i said.
It’s burned into my retinas
What did I say then? "Nonsense as always hahaha | |||
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"Poor water into eyeballs to put out the fire in his eyeballs Your welcome" Use his balls as a metronome. | |||
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"Poor water into eyeballs to put out the fire in his eyeballs Your welcome Use his balls as a metronome." Think what a lucky bugger I was | |||
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"Offer her my cock. 📕" Change his message as he tried to burn my penis. .
And a gin of course. | |||
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"Ask him to put his penis away, I can’t cope with 4 rounds 😅" fck.fck fck | |||
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"Ask him to put his penis away, I can’t cope with 4 rounds 😅" Compliment those ‘ahem’ eyes | |||
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"Ask him to put his penis away, I can’t cope with 4 rounds 😅" pick a fight with her nipples to see how hard she tries hold em back | |||
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"Ask him to put his penis away, I can’t cope with 4 rounds 😅" Tag team Nero with her. | |||
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"Ask him to put his penis away, I can’t cope with 4 rounds 😅" Turn into a dribbling wreck | |||
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"Freeze and stare and try to hide my huge erect penis in my pants" Step to the side and reveal myself to the person in front of him. | |||
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"Freeze and stare and try to hide my huge erect penis in my pants" Fetch the St. Bernard with the barrel | |||
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"Freeze and stare and try to hide my huge erect penis in my pants Step to the side and reveal myself to the person in front of him. "Pull him back to where he was.
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"Freeze and stare and try to hide my huge erect penis in my pants Fetch the St. Bernard with the barrel " Ignore everyone and fuss the St. Bernard | |||
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"Can we all just get in a room, stand there naked and start an orgy? 👀 " Sounds like a plan | |||
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"Freeze and stare and try to hide my huge erect penis in my pants Fetch the St. Bernard with the barrel Ignore everyone and fuss the St. Bernard" There dogs, go pet dog. Avoid looking at _aizy while petting the lovely dog. | |||
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"Can we all just get in a room, stand there naked and start an orgy? 👀 " This | |||
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"Can we all just get in a room, stand there naked and start an orgy? 👀 " I mean yes, don't see why not, would probably be a shit ratio though 🤣 lmao | |||
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"Hello miss! "• • Hello SexPøt. | |||
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"Can we all just get in a room, stand there naked and start an orgy? 👀 " Oh bummer was a fun thread while it lasted. | |||
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