"Backstage looking for the script
At the start is lovely "
No, mid performance, everyone has forgotten their lines, half the cast have died, a few are missing, no stage manager, the director has gone to produce something else, the prompt corner lightbulb has blown and the audience are restless. No one is sure where we are in the running order as the curtains were broken even at the start. |
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"Backstage looking for the script
At the start is lovely
No, mid performance, everyone has forgotten their lines, half the cast have died, a few are missing, no stage manager, the director has gone to produce something else, the prompt corner lightbulb has blown and the audience are restless. No one is sure where we are in the running order as the curtains were broken even at the start. "
We need to talk more. |
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"Backstage looking for the script
At the start is lovely
No, mid performance, everyone has forgotten their lines, half the cast have died, a few are missing, no stage manager, the director has gone to produce something else, the prompt corner lightbulb has blown and the audience are restless. No one is sure where we are in the running order as the curtains were broken even at the start. "
You’re certainly a heck of an actor |
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"Backstage looking for the script
At the start is lovely
No, mid performance, everyone has forgotten their lines, half the cast have died, a few are missing, no stage manager, the director has gone to produce something else, the prompt corner lightbulb has blown and the audience are restless. No one is sure where we are in the running order as the curtains were broken even at the start. "
Im there too! Very funny. |
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"Backstage looking for the script
At the start is lovely
No, mid performance, everyone has forgotten their lines, half the cast have died, a few are missing, no stage manager, the director has gone to produce something else, the prompt corner lightbulb has blown and the audience are restless. No one is sure where we are in the running order as the curtains were broken even at the start. "
The costume department gave up when the lead actress spilled red wine down her front. The make up lady quit after trying to do the lead males make up only for him to be burping curry into her face.
The trapdoor is jammed on open and dancer 3 is currently screaming having fallen down it.
The stage hand thought it would be funny to put hot sauce on the mouth pieces of all the wind instruments and is being held upside by the conductor.
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"Backstage looking for the script
At the start is lovely
No, mid performance, everyone has forgotten their lines, half the cast have died, a few are missing, no stage manager, the director has gone to produce something else, the prompt corner lightbulb has blown and the audience are restless. No one is sure where we are in the running order as the curtains were broken even at the start. "
Scooby - you are something of a genius sometimes.
Many times.
That was a joy to read and imagine xxxx |
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