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1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.
Unless you have a pretty penis"
Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ... |
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1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.
Unless you have a pretty penis
Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ..."
Sometimes women lie... |
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1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.
Unless you have a pretty penis
Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ...
Sometimes women lie..."
I know right? When you get to the hotel room, remove her knickers, and it's like; "Where's the pussy from your pics?"......  |
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1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.
Unless you have a pretty penis
Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ..."
Well that is nice. I think i have a pretty pussy too . But face is the thing i like most. X  |
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1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off."
Thumbs up 👍 and just be yourself and be friendly and polite, be a little refreshing in conversation |
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By *r TriomanMan 3 weeks ago
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If you're a Female: have a silhouette profile picture and no other pictures and have "fill in later" as your profile text.
If you're a male, have a face picture for your profile picture, have a hundred other pictures of all other parts of your body except your cock - NO COCK PICS! All pictures need to be done by a world leading photographer of course, no one liner profile text, it must be witty and entertaining but not to long. You body must be either that of an olympic gymnastics, a national rugby player or both and of course your cock must be either huge or girthy or both but.... NO COCK PICS.
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1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.
Unless you have a pretty penis
Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ...
Sometimes women lie..."
😂 True...they'll say anything to get you into bed ... |
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1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.
Unless you have a pretty penis
Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ...
Sometimes women lie...
I know right? When you get to the hotel room, remove her knickers, and it's like; "Where's the pussy from your pics?"...... "
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1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.
Unless you have a pretty penis
Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ... Well that is nice. I think i have a pretty pussy too . But face is the thing i like most. X "
A compliments a compliment, face is important for attraction absolutely
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"For men:
1) Be willing to meet men.
2) Post "meet now, anything goes"
For women:
1) have a profile that says female.
2) Pick any of the 4000 emails in your inbox and crack on."
Both sides of the coin right there   |
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"Send a picture of you cock with Phillip Schofields head popping out the top of your bellend.
Write “ ay up sugar tits “
Works every time.
The mr "
If I could be arsed to edit the picture to do this, it would be my new go to. I'm lazy though. |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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First of all you must beg me to show you the way
Second if the way does not work you are doing it wrong and must recharge your power levels.I will help with that |
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"Be yourself and smile a lot, I personally can get a pull a lot easier going around town, never had a problem but the buzz isn't the same as swinging."
Absolutely this! I always say you’ll find more women in your local Wetherspoons than you will in Fab, or a swingers’ club, because it’s true lol!
But Fab does have its highlights….  |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"First of all you must beg me to show you the way
Second if the way does not work you are doing it wrong and must recharge your power levels.I will help with that"
Please show me the wa…. Oh, too late. |
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I was at Aldi this morning, checked behind the bins there was no sex happening.
You’re being lied to, OP.
To get a meet
1) hold wax melts out to a female for her to sniff
2) get a cage to put the female in and take home |
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"I was at Aldi this morning, checked behind the bins there was no sex happening.
You’re being lied to, OP.
To get a meet
1) hold wax melts out to a female for her to sniff
2) get a cage to put the female in and take home "
Our post clearly states midday for Aldi and the bins. Go back at lunchtime and you'll see!  |
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"1) Send a dick pic to the lady of your choosing
2) Message her saying "Hey, wanna meet"?"
This works even better if the dick in question is inside another woman bareback. From whom you probably don’t have permission for it to be shared. |
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"1) Send a dick pic to the lady of your choosing
2) Message her saying "Hey, wanna meet"?
This works even better if the dick in question is inside another woman bareback. From whom you probably don’t have permission for it to be shared."
Bareback, inside a woman? You can't be talking about me. But yeah, permission has been granted for my tit cumshot if that's what you're referring to. Cheers, have a lovely day. |
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"1) Send a dick pic to the lady of your choosing
2) Message her saying "Hey, wanna meet"?
This works even better if the dick in question is inside another woman bareback. From whom you probably don’t have permission for it to be shared.
Bareback, inside a woman? You can't be talking about me. But yeah, permission has been granted for my tit cumshot if that's what you're referring to. Cheers, have a lovely day."
This wasn’t aimed at you by the way 
I hadn’t looked at your profile and it was just in addition to your comment |
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"If you're a Female: have a silhouette profile picture and no other pictures and have "fill in later" as your profile text.
If you're a male, have a face picture for your profile picture, have a hundred other pictures of all other parts of your body except your cock - NO COCK PICS! All pictures need to be done by a world leading photographer of course, no one liner profile text, it must be witty and entertaining but not to long. You body must be either that of an olympic gymnastics, a national rugby player or both and of course your cock must be either huge or girthy or both but.... NO COCK PICS.
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Hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"1. Send message stating date and time.
2. Turn up
Tomorrow, midday
Aldi, behind the bins
I'll be there. We might be at different Aldis though "
I'm still there waiting. |
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"If you're a Female: have a silhouette profile picture and no other pictures and have "fill in later" as your profile text.
If you're a male, have a face picture for your profile picture, have a hundred other pictures of all other parts of your body except your cock - NO COCK PICS! All pictures need to be done by a world leading photographer of course, no one liner profile text, it must be witty and entertaining but not to long. You body must be either that of an olympic gymnastics, a national rugby player or both and of course your cock must be either huge or girthy or both but.... NO COCK PICS.
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Ah that explains a few things. Best get a photographer in and drastically photoshop my physique after plastic surgeon. Then adjust my age to below 40
Might get some reply’s then 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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