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"You can live on your own private island complete with villa. But the island is inhabited by talking crabs who criticize everything that you do.
Are you in or out?"
Sounds like my mother, what have I got to lose. I do love a private island. In, OP. |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"In, the voices in my head are always criticising everything I do anyway, so hearing them out loud won't make a difference.
But what if they sounded like Joe Pasquale?  "
How do you know what the voices in my head sound like?!  |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"In, the voices in my head are always criticising everything I do anyway, so hearing them out loud won't make a difference.
But what if they sounded like Joe Pasquale?
How do you know what the voices in my head sound like?! "
I'm an amateur psychic. |
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"In, the voices in my head are always criticising everything I do anyway, so hearing them out loud won't make a difference.
But what if they sounded like Joe Pasquale? "
I know a crab that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves,
I know a crab that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves......  |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"How many crabs? How big are they?
Mrs"
The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.
Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong. |
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"How many crabs? How big are they?
Mrs
The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.
Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong."
And my husband is there with me? |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"How many crabs? How big are they?
Mrs
The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.
Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong.
And my husband is there with me? "
That's up to you |
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"Sounds like good banter, I’m 100% in.
Just to make sure though, your names not Jeffrey is it ?
The mr
I know not of what you speak."
Yeah that’s what Jeff would say, dead my arse, 👀 I’m on to you.
The mr |
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By *enk15 OP Man 6 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Sounds like good banter, I’m 100% in.
Just to make sure though, your names not Jeffrey is it ?
The mr
I know not of what you speak.
Yeah that’s what Jeff would say, dead my arse, 👀 I’m on to you.
The mr "
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Ohhh in 100%.surving the 80s as a ginger would have this situation a park walk for me,,,
Plus Crab meat 🦀🦀 delish, and once Pinchy McClam saw me boil up his buddy Snapper O'Sideshuffle and devour him right there on the beach,there would be very little back chat after that. |
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"You can live on your own private island complete with villa. But the island is inhabited by talking crabs who criticize everything that you do.
Are you in or out?"
Sounds like my former marriage. |
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"How many crabs? How big are they?
Mrs
The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.
Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong.
And my husband is there with me?
That's up to you "
Then yeah we are in
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By *ascaIMan 6 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
"I’d love a cosy evening chilling round a fire chatting shit with a crab. Even if it is slating me non-stop at least I’d feel like a Disney Princess for a little bit 🧜♀️
You’d be flounder 🐠 "
😂 even better. He’s a king in my eyes 👑 |
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"How many crabs? How big are they?
Mrs
The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.
Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong.
And my husband is there with me?
That's up to you
Then yeah we are in
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So it's my job to put up with the critical crabs? How big is this island? I need lots of space or I'll feel claustrophobic.
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