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By *abluesbabyMan 8 weeks ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he,
He called for a light one Christmas Eve night,
For he needed the lavatory.
Now the WC was occupied,
And so was the kitchen sink,
But it had to be done, oh it HAD to be done,
So out the window stuck his bum.
Now Santa himself came sleighing by,
And he caught a big one right in his eye,
He looked forward, he looked back,
But the King dropped another in Santa's sack. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 8 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
While swingers wanked their cocks by night,
All standing in the round,
An angel from the North came down,
And let them touch her mound!
Cum not, for I have not yet spread
My beauteous ample thighs,
And if ye think to fuck me yet
Then best you keep your rise.
And so the night was rent with sighs
And piles of heaving flesh,
Yet when the dawn broke still she rode,
For she'd enjoyed the sesh.
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Silent shite
Holy shite
All is brown
I've been shitting all night
Round yon floaters
Lie brussels and peas
We're such bloaters
It stinks like rank cheese
Spray the neutrodol pleeeee eeeeeease
Spray ay the neutrodol please.
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An Christmas ode:
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the teats of Tina
And our Glow lay round about
With treats and crisps and Gina
Brightly shone her moon so tight
With frosting just like gruel
When a tall man came in thrice
He filled her lovely poohol |
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"Silent shite
Holy shite
All is brown
I've been shitting all night
Round yon floaters
Lie brussels and peas
We're such bloaters
It stinks like rank cheese
Spray the neutrodol pleeeee eeeeeease
Spray ay the neutrodol please.
"
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"Im dreaming of a white Christmas...
It's basically a song about a Christmas eve Bukkake party I've been told ...
Bella told me fyi ..."
Was it something like this?
I'm dreaming of his wife’s, sexy tits
Just like the ones I used to know
With my bell end pistoning
Her bra strap’s loosening
Receives salty blobs of snow |
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"Im dreaming of a white Christmas...
It's basically a song about a Christmas eve Bukkake party I've been told ...
Bella told me fyi ...
Was it something like this?
I'm dreaming of his wife’s, sexy tits
Just like the ones I used to know
With my bell end pistoning
Her bra strap’s loosening
Receives salty blobs of snow"
I'm dreaming of a white tit-mas
Where 20 guys just cum and go
with the windows dewy
Her face all gooey
and empty ball sacks too and fro ...
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"Im dreaming of a white Christmas...
It's basically a song about a Christmas eve Bukkake party I've been told ...
Bella told me fyi ...
Was it something like this?
I'm dreaming of his wife’s, sexy tits
Just like the ones I used to know
With my bell end pistoning
Her bra strap’s loosening
Receives salty blobs of snow
I'm dreaming of a white tit-mas
Where 20 guys just cum and go
with the windows dewy
Her face all gooey
and empty ball sacks too and fro ...
"
That one wins. |
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