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Ok, an actual Xmas Matchmaker
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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Need a date for that Xmas market?
Have a Santa fetish?
Need to save on heating by having sex instead?
Well this is the place for you.
Right let me get this right...
Say you're in
Pick 3 people
Send them to me
Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)
Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.
❄️🖤
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Drop your filters and I’ll drop my boxers. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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In 😁 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"Drop your filters and I’ll drop my boxers. "
I have!
Drop em |
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By *sWyldWoman 13 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
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By *sWyldWoman 13 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
I'm in I'd love a Christmas style date with someone |
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Oh I’m in, and lots of time to make a decision so no need to rush! Lovely!
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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In 😁 |
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"Drop your filters and I’ll drop my boxers.
I have!
Drop em"
Ok 😈 I assume they have to be in on the thread?
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Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"Drop your filters and I’ll drop my boxers.
I have!
Drop em
Ok 😈 I assume they have to be in on the thread?
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Oh FFS I thought I covered everything.
Yes they do. |
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By *ib.Man 13 weeks ago
Hampshire |
"Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐"
Shoot for the moon.
(I picked you). |
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"Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐
Shoot for the moon.
(I picked you)."
You’re pretty fly for a white guy |
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Oh why not... In... But doubt have many choosing... 🤷 |
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By *afkaMan 13 weeks ago
Nottingham (ish) |
Let's see how this one goes, fingers crossed
In |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐"
Don't complicate things Stephen. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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I and there is one I would pick in already |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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In
Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞 |
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"Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐
Don't complicate things Stephen."
Sorry ma’am. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"In
Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞"
Would a black Bah humbug one be acceptable? |
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In!
I’d love someone to jingle my baubles |
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"Need a date for that Xmas market?
Have a Santa fetish?
Need to save on heating by having sex instead?
Well this is the place for you.
Right let me get this right...
Say you're in
Pick 3 people
Send them to me
Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)
Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.
❄️🖤
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Am I allowed to pick Raven?
Oh, I’m in by the way, all the way in |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"In
Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞
Would a black Bah humbug one be acceptable? "
It’s not very festive Wonko |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"In
Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞
Would a black Bah humbug one be acceptable?
It’s not very festive Wonko"
It's as festive as I get |
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"In
Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞
Would a black Bah humbug one be acceptable?
It’s not very festive Wonko"
That wasn’t very Christmassy |
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I don't even know who you are anymore!
I mean yes I know Xmas Raven is a Tiny Tim sized bit nicer but this feels extreme.
Fine! In |
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By *MCMan 13 weeks ago
London/EA |
Keeping an eye to see who else joins… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"Need a date for that Xmas market?
Have a Santa fetish?
Need to save on heating by having sex instead?
Well this is the place for you.
Right let me get this right...
Say you're in
Pick 3 people
Send them to me
Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)
Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.
❄️🖤
Am I allowed to pick Raven?
Oh, I’m in by the way, all the way in"
I feel this would be taking advantage of my position, so in fairness, no you can't.
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By *ez669Man 13 weeks ago
East Kilbride |
In for a santa claws without the baws  |
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By *eliWoman 13 weeks ago
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In the wise words of you OP, think I might just message them instead.  Great thread though! ❤️🎄 |
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I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled |
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled "
She's already sorted me out! |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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In |
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled
She's already sorted me out!"
That's what the kids call pegging these days. |
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I misunderstood the assignment and spoke too soon
I am still in though |
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled
She's already sorted me out!
That's what the kids call pegging these days. "
It's not her thing but if it ever was I think it would suit her. |
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled
She's already sorted me out!"
And set you up with all those super mega babes?!
Out |
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled
She's already sorted me out!
And set you up with all those super mega babes?!
Out "
Oh no she was useless with actually helping me get laid to clarify. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled "
I can be nice at times. This is one of those times just to clarify.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"In the wise words of you OP, think I might just message them instead. Great thread though! ❤️🎄"
I'm sure many will avoid just because it's me 🖤 |
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I’m only in of the “date/meet/social” includes a Christmas themed drink
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Go one so,
Count me in.
And Thanks in advance Missus |
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled
I can be nice at times. This is one of those times just to clarify.
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Hmm… but will last until the 1st December? |
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Manchester Christmas market social - Absolutely, I’m in!
Santa fetish - Most definitely! 🎅😉
Saving on heating - Depends with whom..
But, I’m in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled
I can be nice at times. This is one of those times just to clarify.
Hmm… but will last until the 1st December? "
It's only a week, and I have a full bottle of baileys so I should be good.
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In for this! A Christmas date/social sounds perfect 🎄 🥂 🎅 |
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I misunderstood the assignment I think 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"I misunderstood the assignment I think 🤔 "
Sometimes I forget to write down the stuff that's in my head.
Pick 3 off the thread
Send to me by 1st Dec 7pm
If any matches I'll post them then you can ride a guy in Santa hat. If that's your thing, if not you can just go for a coffee or whatever.
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"I misunderstood the assignment I think 🤔
Sometimes I forget to write down the stuff that's in my head.
Pick 3 off the thread
Send to me by 1st Dec 7pm
If any matches I'll post them then you can ride a guy in Santa hat. If that's your thing, if not you can just go for a coffee or whatever.
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Oh. I for some reason thought we’re going to match guys for THREESOME.
My meds better start working quickly because I cannot have that kind of brain fog, and (forgot that word) anymore  |
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In for the festive vibes! 🎄
Mrs TMN x |
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I'll be in, just me as J is already in up there 👆.
B
DM for both of us though. |
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled "
this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol |
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I'm ever so slightly dubious about this thread. 🙂 Is Rum n' Raven actually doing a måtchmåker?
If so, I am Íᚻ. |
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I’ll message myself thanks.
And when I say that. I’ll literally message myself 🤣 |
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Just submitted my 3,
Not as easy as I thought 🤔🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol"
Have a little faith people |
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol
Have a little faith people"
that's more than a little faith now Raven in all fairness 🤣😂🤣 |
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol
Have a little faith people"
You’re definitely going unlos. But I don’t mind telling you who I fancy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"I’m not convinced.
I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’
I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol
Have a little faith people
You’re definitely going unlos. But I don’t mind telling you who I fancy. "
Not till after the 1st, but then your secrets will go with me. |
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We'd love to find a couple with pictures of both of them on their profile and like banter. |
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By *B69Woman 13 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
Ok will let you know next week |
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I’m in, and will risk it for a biscuit. |
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By *zChiefWoman 13 weeks ago
middle of somewhere |
Ok dokes ..i am in x |
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I'll be in. What harm can it do?!  |
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"In
Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞"
IN!
Effy, Northern Beard and yourself Raven! |
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Nope - these things are just for the in crowd |
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"Nope - these things are just for the in crowd "
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Clarify please.….…?  |
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I’m in for Christmas, but thank fuck I didn’t use the gag about pulling a cracker. That would be dreadful |
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Yup! This sounds like fun. I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Just to clarify...
I AM NOT IN
Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.
I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.
I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things... |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Just to clarify...
I AM NOT IN
Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.
I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.
I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things..."
And your filters are still restrictive  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Just to clarify...
I AM NOT IN
Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.
I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.
I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...
And your filters are still restrictive "
I'm filter free! |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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I'm in |
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I'm in.
I won't be able to date anyone (bookings considered for Xmas 2025 though), but when Raven accesses this unbroken and uncynical part of herself, I like seeing it.
It makes me feel all warm, fuzzy, and Christmassy, and she's doing a lovely thing here  . |
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I'd be in, but I wont be available for christmas shenanigans 
I'll go find hotlistees in the thread to annoy instead.
Great thread Raven, I'll raise a rum to you 🖤 |
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I'll join in if I may.
I'll ping you my three in a minute.
Ta. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Just to clarify...
I AM NOT IN
Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.
I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.
I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...
And your filters are still restrictive
I'm filter free!"
Sorry, it was the "Men aged 35 to 55".
But since you're not in, I shall decline to play  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"I'll join in if I may.
I'll ping you my three in a minute.
Ta."
You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Just to clarify...
I AM NOT IN
Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.
I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.
I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...
And your filters are still restrictive
I'm filter free!
Sorry, it was the "Men aged 35 to 55".
But since you're not in, I shall decline to play "
There are a lot nicer women than me on here. |
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Everyone is so far away.....
Just message me direct if you fancy a glayva with me |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Just to clarify...
I AM NOT IN
Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.
I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.
I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...
And your filters are still restrictive
I'm filter free!
Sorry, it was the "Men aged 35 to 55".
But since you're not in, I shall decline to play
There are a lot nicer women than me on here. "
But I like the dark sarcasm and pessimistic (honest) outlook on life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Just to clarify...
I AM NOT IN
Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.
I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.
I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...
And your filters are still restrictive
I'm filter free!
Sorry, it was the "Men aged 35 to 55".
But since you're not in, I shall decline to play
There are a lot nicer women than me on here.
But I like the dark sarcasm and pessimistic (honest) outlook on life."
There's a few of those aswell |
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I'm not in, but I'm loving your confidence that you'll still be here by the 1st December |
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"I'll join in if I may.
I'll ping you my three in a minute.
Ta.
You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.
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I might get run over by a bus before then.
*if I do, please ignore my matches. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Everyone is so far away.....
Just message me direct if you fancy a glayva with me "
Ooh I do enjoy a Glayva |
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"Everyone is so far away.....
Just message me direct if you fancy a glayva with me
Ooh I do enjoy a Glayva"
Matched.....you gorgeous little brummie  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"I'm not in, but I'm loving your confidence that you'll still be here by the 1st December "
Unlos at 6:59pm |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Pickef |
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"I'm not in, but I'm loving your confidence that you'll still be here by the 1st December
Unlos at 6:59pm "
 that would be mean |
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"I'll join in if I may.
I'll ping you my three in a minute.
Ta.
You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.
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I blew my load in Raven's box too early! |
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"I'll join in if I may.
I'll ping you my three in a minute.
Ta.
You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.
I blew my load in Raven's box too early! "
And how about her messages box ? 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"I'm not in, but I'm loving your confidence that you'll still be here by the 1st December
Unlos at 6:59pm
that would be mean "
And we all know I'm not mean... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"I'll join in if I may.
I'll ping you my three in a minute.
Ta.
You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.
I blew my load in Raven's box too early! "
Don't worry, loads have. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Need a date for that Xmas market?
Have a Santa fetish?
Need to save on heating by having sex instead?
Well this is the place for you.
Right let me get this right...
Say you're in
Pick 3 people
Send them to me
Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)
Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.
❄️🖤
I have my own Santa suit will you be my Mrs clause
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"I'll join in if I may.
I'll ping you my three in a minute.
Ta.
You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.
I blew my load in Raven's box too early!
Don't worry, loads have."
Not as unpleasant as I expected |
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"Just to clarify... I AM NOT IN"
In that case, I’m not either.
*scrooge.gif* |
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In. Mine will probably be too far away far actual meets but in all the same. |
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"In. Mine will probably be too far away far actual meets but in all the same."
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Same, dear fellow, same. Even a little necromancy won't bring them closer. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Wonko’s out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Just to clarify... I AM NOT IN
In that case, I’m not either.
*scrooge.gif*"
I will send pity nudes to anyone that doesn't get a match |
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"Just to clarify... I AM NOT IN
In that case, I’m not either.
*scrooge.gif*
I will send pity nudes to anyone that doesn't get a match"
I won’t get a match. And politely… no thanks 🤣 |
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I doubt I'll get a match but nudes always welcome 🤣 |
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"Just to clarify... I AM NOT IN
In that case, I’m not either.
*scrooge.gif*
I will send pity nudes to anyone that doesn't get a match"
*screenshot |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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In for the pity nudes. |
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"In for the pity nudes."
Note she didn't say who the nudes are of. And Brucey has been especially quiet today. Just saying. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Out. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Let's try to see who has the best tinsel tits. In |
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I’m in, after carefully reading the brief this time. I’ll wait with my choices for all the hot men to arrive. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Out.
Twit twoo
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Stop flirting with me in public. I’m not good at it 🦉 |
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I’m in got the facial fluff as well 🤣🤣 |
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By *ookie46Woman 12 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
I’m still in hiding but in |
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"Need a date for that Xmas market?
Have a Santa fetish?
Need to save on heating by having sex instead?
Well this is the place for you.
Right let me get this right...
Say you're in
Pick 3 people
Send them to me
Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)
Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.
❄️🖤
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Are you and your Christmas pj’s playing, OP. |
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"Out.
Twit twoo
Stop flirting with me in public. I’m not good at it 🦉 "
A-OWL?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Need a date for that Xmas market?
Have a Santa fetish?
Need to save on heating by having sex instead?
Well this is the place for you.
Right let me get this right...
Say you're in
Pick 3 people
Send them to me
Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)
Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.
❄️🖤
Are you and your Christmas pj’s playing, OP. "
No, I feel it would be an abuse of power. And tempting as that is....it's still a no.
I'll sit in my pjs and drink my Bailey's and help everyone else have fun this Xmas.
Fuckers.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Bumping for the weekday/married people.
I don't judge...
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What are we doing here? Not sure I have the energy to read the entire thread now I'm late so I'll just cover all the usual bases .. "I'm in".
Pick a number "3" a colour "blue" say "yes" and hope for the best.... because that's how most of these things go...🤷🏻♂️ |
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By *mf123Man 12 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Sounds like a lot of fucking about without followthru fucking about |
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"What are we doing here? Not sure I have the energy to read the entire thread now I'm late so I'll just cover all the usual bases .. "I'm in".
Pick a number "3" a colour "blue" say "yes" and hope for the best.... because that's how most of these things go...🤷🏻♂️"
Send the op 3 names of the fittest birds you want a go on.
If they send her your name, boom….matched. |
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By *zeroMan 12 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"Sounds like a lot of fucking about without followthru fucking about "
So... standard fab then? |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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In |
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Im always up for a giggle, in!
Thanks Raven x |
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By *mf123Man 12 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
"Sounds like a lot of fucking about without followthru fucking about
So... standard fab then?"
well depends if you like to follow thru or not for clarity i wont i have spoken |
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"What are we doing here? Not sure I have the energy to read the entire thread now I'm late so I'll just cover all the usual bases .. "I'm in".
Pick a number "3" a colour "blue" say "yes" and hope for the best.... because that's how most of these things go...🤷🏻♂️
Send the op 3 names of the fittest birds you want a go on.
If they send her your name, boom….matched. "
Cheers! Nice and succinct 🙌 Just 3? 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Go on then I’ll be in for a chuckle 😁 |
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Do we have to send all the 3 names at once or can we do one or two and then the rest if someone else joins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Do we have to send all the 3 names at once or can we do one or two and then the rest if someone else joins "
You can send as you please.
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Boos in please |
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I’m out
Had some very bad news
Have fun all |
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"Need a date for that Xmas market?
Have a Santa fetish?
Need to save on heating by having sex instead?
Well this is the place for you.
Right let me get this right...
Say you're in
Pick 3 people
Send them to me
Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)
Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.
❄️🖤
Am I allowed to pick Raven?
Oh, I’m in by the way, all the way in
I feel this would be taking advantage of my position, so in fairness, no you can't.
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Bah humbug! |
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"I’m out
Had some very bad news
Have fun all "
Hugs, hope you're OK x |
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Oh a Christmas date. That would be lovely. I’m in. |
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By *enk15Man 12 weeks ago
Evesham |
Oh I missed this!
I’m in.
I’ll be wearing nothing but some mistletoe dangling above my crotch.
Are the pity nudes still on offer? |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Oh I missed this!
I’m in.
I’ll be wearing nothing but some mistletoe dangling above my crotch.
Are the pity nudes still on offer?"
🤪🤪🤪 |
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By *emma200Woman 12 weeks ago
Warwickshire |
In.. for saving heating purposes only 😉 |
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By *ir tootMan 12 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
I'm honestly not sure... bollocks
I'm in though, I'll have to think harder. |
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I'm in... assuming you will pm my match lol?
I'm based in South east |
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By *opeyXWoman 12 weeks ago
Dundee |
Don't have a santa fetish but wouldn't mind a wee xmas market date. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.
But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.
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"Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.
But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.
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I guess the question is; are they hot? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.
But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.
I guess the question is; are they hot? "
1 or 2 |
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"Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.
But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.
I guess the question is; are they hot?
1 or 2"
And they all prematurely blew their load in your box!
Of which, I am one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.
But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.
I guess the question is; are they hot?
1 or 2
And they all prematurely blew their load in your box!
Of which, I am one. "
Just call yourself hot? |
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