"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.
And now we know why you finger your own  .
The toilet roll ripped.....honestly  ."
I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience. |
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"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.
And now we know why you finger your own .
The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .
I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience."
But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary?? 
(I mean, who hasn't? ) |
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Anyway Granny - all depends what you understand Wizard to mean.
I'd go with the Arthur C Clarke tech/magic quotation, but add that we're at such a low evolutionary state, the "tech" from my 👽👽👽 friends, shown here, would dupe sufficiently.
And then I'd add a bit of Count St Germain (just for starters) so we think harder about what tech is, and harder about time and dimensionality.
What I wouldn't do is expect our current frames of reference and definitions to be up to the job of tackling the topic. |
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"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.
And now we know why you finger your own .
The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .
I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.
But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??
(I mean, who hasn't? )"
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By *vaRose43Woman 12 weeks ago
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The last wizard I banged was in a computer game and he did an astral projection clone gang bang while spinning me on his cock like a fidget spinner
Any real wizard has a lot to live up to. My expectations are high |
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"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.
And now we know why you finger your own .
The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .
I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.
But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??
(I mean, who hasn't? )
No comment "
And anyway, your missus's bumhole may well do the whole Gandalf thing, but your profile pic does provide a stunning opportunity to imagine "Gandalf" having a change of heart 😍💥👅👀 |
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"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.
And now we know why you finger your own .
The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .
I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.
But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??
(I mean, who hasn't? )
No comment
And anyway, your missus's bumhole may well do the whole Gandalf thing, but your profile pic does provide a stunning opportunity to imagine "Gandalf" having a change of heart 😍💥👅👀"
There’s a joke in there about Gandalf’s sleeve but I don’t fancy sleeping on the sofa tonight 😂 |
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"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.
And now we know why you finger your own .
The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .
I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.
But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??
(I mean, who hasn't? )
No comment
And anyway, your missus's bumhole may well do the whole Gandalf thing, but your profile pic does provide a stunning opportunity to imagine "Gandalf" having a change of heart 😍💥👅👀
There’s a joke in there about Gandalf’s sleeve but I don’t fancy sleeping on the sofa tonight 😂"
If she sees that comment, you probably already are  . |
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"My wife’s bumhole does a good Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass”.
And now we know why you finger your own .
The toilet roll ripped.....honestly .
I had a finger like Bruce Bogtrotters face. It was not a pleasurable experience.
But it was an experience you investigated and observed perhaps (just perhaps) slightly longer than necessary??
(I mean, who hasn't? )
No comment
And anyway, your missus's bumhole may well do the whole Gandalf thing, but your profile pic does provide a stunning opportunity to imagine "Gandalf" having a change of heart 😍💥👅👀
There’s a joke in there about Gandalf’s sleeve but I don’t fancy sleeping on the sofa tonight 😂
If she sees that comment, you probably already are ."
Luckily she has a sense of humour and says worse to me on the daily. |
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